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Joined 02-13-10, id: 2253338, Profile Updated: 02-23-12
Author has written 5 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Harry Potter, Criminal Minds, Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, and Doctor Who.

Hello there. I am Alex. I am best described as a walking oxymoron. As such, I am basically two opposite people at one time.

I'm an innocent perv, a mellow sugar-fiend, a mature child, a pessimistic optimist, ect ect. Yup. I am hard to define.

But I love it!

I am pretty close to being legally insane.

I failed an ink blot test.

You're not even supposed to be able to fail those things.

I just kept replying "It looks like a blob of ink to me."

Lets see here. I have read/watched and like:

~ Doctor Who
~ Sherlock
~ Torchwood
~ Darker Than Black
~ Kuroishitsuji (Black Butler)
~Criminal Minds
~Maximum Ride
~Repo-the genetic opera
~Harry Potter
~Naruto
~X-men (Evolution/movies)
~Strawberry Panic
~Blank Slate
~The Chronicals of Vladimir Todd
~Petshop of Horors
~Cirque Du Freak / The Darren Shan Saga
~Vampire Knight
~Dragon Eye
~And Countless Others I Am Too Lazy To List

I am

~Between 18-22 (That's right, guess)
~Around five and a half feet tall
~Slytherin, according to most the tests I've taken. (Followed by, equally and very rarely, Gryphendor and Ravenclaw.)
~Going to college for English and Higher Education, with extra classes in art, sociology and LGBT studies. Yay for liberal colleges.
~Rather bored of writing this thing

You can contact me at

~Gaia
~AIM
~Email
~DeviantArt

Message if you want my usernames or email.

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Training Sherlock by breadnotangels reviews
Sub/Dom!universe. My idea of the slow and painful process of trying to make Sherlock Holmes into an obedient submissive. It's a very slow fic, but concentrates on Sherlock's clear lack of obedience and John's unrelenting patience. It will get hotter!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 81,196 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Above and Below by xashleyrose reviews
After chasing Sherlock halfway across London because he had heard a strange noise, John is confronted by a peculiar man who wants to take him traveling through time and space. WHOLOCK ENSUES. Sherlock/John as well. Smut will come, too.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H.
Boredom can have its consequences by breadnotangels reviews
John wakes up to find his living room trashed and bright yellow, with Sherlock as the culprit. Warning: Spanking of a grown male...because we all know he deserves it
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Thirteenth Step by ExOnEv reviews
After almost dying from anthrax poisoning, Dr. Spencer Reid has been gradually coming to terms with something that had never crossed his mind before: How he really feels about Derek Morgan.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,653 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Transference by Scuttlebutt Inc reviews
Modern AU. Zuko has to deal with settling in a new school after expulsion, dealing with an angry ex and an abusive father. Maybe his new found friendships and growing closeness with Sokka will help him make it through. Slash. Jetko, Zukka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 154,388 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Live and Die This Way by JustJasper reviews
AU. Derek is a transporter, who moves cargo and asks no questions. It's hard not to have questions, however, when the cargo starts thrashing around in the trunk of your car. Adult concepts and themes, including sexual slavery.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,399 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Where I Can't Follow by JGRhodes reviews
Sherlock Holmes hasn't spoken a word in twenty years.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Everything and Nothing by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. It is that dizzying decision, between pain and pleasure, right and wrong, everything and nothing. PLEASE read A/N before delving in. As a warning, of course.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Stop Crying Your Heart Out by yesmilady reviews
Moriarty's offer was simple – Sherlock was to go through with his plan and disappear. In return, his friends will stay safe. And then, Sherlock will come to him. First in a series. Warnings: Non-con, violence. Moriarty/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,268 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
First Kiss by The Blue Raven reviews
After Sherlock manages to alienate yet another of John's girlfriends, he wants to know what the point of all that kissing is. The answer leads to more kissing. Which leads to other things. Sherlock/John slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Forgiveness by MesT reviews
*STORY RE-UPLOADED, SHOULD WORK NOW.* Post-Reichenbach reunion!fic. John does not react well to seeing Sherlock again. Sherlock/John slash, near-rape. This fic is not easy, and not for everyone.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Penance by Laora reviews
The Gate was opening; the black arms stretched toward him and Pride. Ed knew he had no say in the matter. He would be pulled to this parallel dimension, alternate universe—whatever it was—and Amestris would be left to die. Truth merely grinned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,965 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
The Timely Visit by Wordwalker reviews
The Doctor decides to pay his old friends on 221B Baker St a visit. Smut ensues. One shot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/21/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Taken by Roselie Parry reviews
Kidnapped from his apartment, Reids held hostage by a stranger who seems to know him alittle too well & seems to want nothing but Reid himself. Meanwhile Morgan & the others struggle to find & save Reid while working on another deadly case. Abuse/RAPE
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,673 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5561 - Favs: 12,873 - Follows: 1,693 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Rise of Spencer by slery reviews
A young man suffering PTSD and head trauma learns to rise above his circumstances through the love and support of an unknown stranger.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,508 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Sensory Perception by LadyRaistlin reviews
What happens when the world's only consulting detective loses one of the things most dear to him – his sight.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Worthless by Jomel10 reviews
John is hurt when Sherlock forgets to meet him again. What is their friendship worth? Meanwhile, Sherlock has a dramatic confrontation with Anderson, which will change everything. Can John help Sherlock recover? ADULT THEMES/RAPE WARNING. COMPLETE!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,000 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Own Me by coffeebuddha reviews
All Derek Morgan wants is to keep his head down and serve out the rest of his sentence, but things start to get complicated with the arrival of his new cellmate, Spencer Reid. Prison AU.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/8/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Absolution by Dana Norram reviews
Because, yes, sometimes, you didn't understand each other. But sometimes, you did. / SLASH / LoganxKurt / ONESHOT
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2010 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Kurt W./Nightcrawler - Complete
Bad Romance by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: 14 - Out at a club on Friday night, Lady GaGa's 'Bad Romance' inspires a rather... Interesting conversation started by Garcia that will end with the team in a stunned silence and Reid with a bit of an ego boost.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/8/2010 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
Fractured Crusade by Skchuu reviews
Alternate Universe. When the death of Charles Xavier throws mutants and humans into turmoil, can old rivals play nice against the human menace? Pairings: mainly Todd/Kurt, Lance/Pietro, Gambit/Rogue Rated M for language, violence, and sex.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,822 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Quicksilver/Pietro M., Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
The Fool by Lago Lindari reviews
It was at 10:36 p.m. of a grey, heavy Thursday that Morgan for the first time found himself with an armful of Dr. Spencer Reid, pushing him up against the door of his kitchen and kissing him senseless.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/18/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Memories by Ashbear02 reviews
In that moment Aaron Hotchner made a conscious decision to never hug Spencer Reid again.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Shook the Bones by Scifiroots reviews
An AU series of tales where Reid joins the team in a very different way. Future Hotch/Reid *6: When Morgan's past comes knocking, the case's aftermath affects Reid and Hotch as well.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,445 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Spencer Reid's First by tearsnsorrow reviews
Spencer Reid goes through a series of firsts. Slash. Will be rated M eventually.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Three is Company by AhmoseInarus reviews
REQUEST FROM EMRI-MAY-When hotel room key cards get mixed up, Hotch finds himself walking in on Morgan and Reid engaged in unexpected activities. But even more unexpected, Morgan talks Hotch into joining in... and it wasn't hard to do so, either. H/M/R
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 93 - Published: 4/14/2010 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan] - Complete
Here thar be monsters by Profound Yaoi reviews
Here thar be monsters... let's analyse their thought processes! Oneshot. Dr Reid goes to London for his latest case paper. Warnings: OOC, AU, slash, lemons! bestiality, course language, rated M. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Criminal Minds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,185 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Remus L., S. Reid - Complete
Strange Tale by Wish-I-Had-A-Tail reviews
Winner of the 2009 Nightscrawlers movie writing challenge! It's what its said to be: A novella that can be made into a movie.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler
A Demon in Grimmauld Place by Carrie Anne 24 reviews
After the dementors attack Harry, the Order is concerned about Voldemort’s ability to entice dark creatures to his side. Everyone thinks they are safe until they notice a terrifying creature near Headquarters- a creature with blue fur.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009
Family by Lina03 reviews
A short story, just an idea about what could have happened if Harry had been with Nightcrawler when he met the X-Men in the second movie. AU, Complete, pre-slash Not a Nightcrawler/Harry slash pair, Sequel on Hold
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 613 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Harry P., Nightcrawler - Complete
What Friends Are For by DreamsofSpike reviews
When Mitchell discovers what Herrick is really planning, and tries to stop him, things go much worse than in canon. By the time his friends find him and rescue him, he's been terribly damaged -- but is it beyond repair?
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/16/2009 - J. Mitchell, George S.
Neji, à la carte by Out Of Sheol reviews
Sasuke knows that Naruto is very fond of Neji. So when Naruto’s birthday rolls around, Sasuke gets very kinky idea. NaruSasuNeji threesome fic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,273 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What's In a Name? by Eligent reviews
Reid comes back from a long sick leave with a new sense of confidence, which puts a strain on his relationship with Hotchner, leading Reid to question his place on the team. And it doesn't help that the current unsub is highly intelligent and uncatchable.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,139 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The Blue Devil of the Black Forest by Angelique Sauvegarde reviews
What if Kurt Wagner was raised as the Baron's son, according to his father's instruction? One shot.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler - Complete
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Better When Broken reviews
The Doctors mind is an amazing thing, and once it's broken, it might just be too great a challenge for even Jack Harkness to fix it, especially if The Doctor is not too keen on letting him. Post-Waters Of Mars - Done before? Yes. Done like this? Never.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/23/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Save Me, Enslave Me reviews
When Joss gets captured, Vlad turns him into his drudge to keep them from killing him. However, Joss is anything but a willing captive. /mature/ JossXVlad - Vloss... Yaoi / Slash Don't like, don't read.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,046 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Vladimir Tod, Joss
False Confession reviews
What if the first time the team met Spencer was when they were saving him from Tobias Hankle? With the boy blaming himself for the mans death, even as he tries to get over the torment he went through, can he team help him live again?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/24/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Loving a Demon reviews
Harry finds out why he survived the killing curse. It's quite simple. He is not like everyone else. In fact, he's not even human. NOT you're average inheritance fic! SLASH Warnings inside. Rated for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
What I've Done
After attacking the President, Kurt flees. This is the story of what happens between then, and when the X-men find him.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Nightcrawler