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Author has written 2 stories for RWBY.

so i had this long copy-pasta

then I decided i'd have my bio actually be half-representative of who i am

so ... hi

Be insane . . . because the well behaved never made history.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm only smiling 'cos I have no idea what's going on.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

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Relic of the Future by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 559,065 - Reviews: 12681 - Favs: 6,292 - Follows: 6,860 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Salem, Team STRQ
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 320,013 - Reviews: 7828 - Favs: 8,765 - Follows: 9,656 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,977 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
His Persephone by ReneeHart reviews
When the world is coming to an end and all hope seems lost, Dumbledore has a rather unusual request for Hermione. "1943? And you'd like me to...kill Tom Riddle?" Dumbledore shook his head, that annoying twinkle glowing thrice as bright as before. "No, my dear. I'd like you to join him." Full Summary inside. An interesting take on time travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 229,755 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,824 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 5,726 - Follows: 6,014 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,680 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 4,718 - Follows: 5,381 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Red Sun Over Beacon by Gleaming Onyx reviews
Convinced by Blake to follow her out of the White Fang, Adam finds himself forced to mingle with humans in Beacon Academy, namely in his new team: RWAY("Rua"). Now, he must struggle both with his hatred and his team's... eccentricities, all while villains and even his own former organization rise to challenge Remnant's very way of life. (Revising V1) (Updated chapters: 12-17)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 260,239 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 5/7/2017 - Weiss S., Adam T., Team RWBY
Worse For Business by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Pyromaniac masterminds, meddling headmasters, a trigger-happy military and a group of teens who can't stop sticking their nose in things they shouldn't - really, how's a guy supposed to make a dishonest buck around here? AU, Sequel to Bad For Business.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,304 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Roman T., Neo
In the Kingdom's Service by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune Arc, Field Agent of the VSS - Vale's Secret Service, or at least that's what he's been told. All he knows is that they found out about his faked transcripts, and now he works in the interests of the Kingdom. With terrorists on the horizon, not to mention a shady organisation and an even shadier group operating under Ozpin, what's a bumbling teen turned secret agent to do?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 57 - Words: 372,628 - Reviews: 4472 - Favs: 3,106 - Follows: 3,131 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
Captain Dragon by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Yang wasn't used to leadership, but she wasn't going to accept Ozpin's suggestion of mandatory rest either. Not when it meant losing her spot on Team RWBY. If she had to lead a rookie squad of police officers against the White Fang to prove she could still fight, then so be it. Too bad no one told her the VSPR was made up of Vale's worst criminals, many of which she knew by name.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 193,097 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 8/15/2017 - Yang X.L. - Complete
Infighting, Insanity, and Social Ineptitude by Najio reviews
In which teams are shuffled; Ruby feels like a one-eyed king in a land where everyone else has two; Dove babysits three avatars of chaos and destruction; and Jaune just wants his team to stop arguing for ten consecutive minutes.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 306,202 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/26/2018 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Team CRDL, Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
After The Rain by momoxtoshiro reviews
Roman knows everything there is to know about everyone in Vale. He knows who works where, how they get to their jobs and back, if they have kids or a spouse or a cat or a dog. He knows easy targets and easy traps. He knows fellow thieves and innocent school kids. The only thing he doesn't know - the only person he has yet to figure out - is somewhere in between.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,816 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/29/2018 - Published: 5/1/2018 - Roman T., Neo - Complete
Through Her Eyes by Peroth reviews
Ruby is born with an unusual and dangerous power: the power to summon Grimm. Sheltered, shy, and carefully watched, Ruby is suddenly invited to join Beacon Academy. With the awful potential her power carries and a disturbing deformity that could out her to her peers, Ruby is tested in protecting the humanity of Remnant while keeping a dangerous secret. - AU, sorta follows canon.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 426,126 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 5/18/2018 - Published: 1/19/2017 - Ruby R., Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Redemption by RainStorm4 reviews
Seasons 1, 2 and 3 of RWBY, told through the eyes of Russel Thrush and his team. Friendship, drama, (hopefully) some humour to build up some characters with a lot of potential who, at the moment in the show, are fairly 2D. CRDL-centric, but with plenty of interaction with the other teams. Russel/Yang ultimately.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 151,931 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Cardin W., Sky L., Dove B., Russel T.
RWBY: The Parody by Maniac92 reviews
RWBY is the tale of Ruby Rose, an adorable fifteen-year-old girl who slaughters monsters! Hooray! With the help of her sister, a temperamental heiress, and a girl who definitely isn't hiding anything, Ruby will battle monsters, criminals, and the inane humor that comes with being in a parody. Rated T for strong language and suggestive humor.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,893 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/8/2018 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Riding in on a Pale Horse by The Quiller reviews
The Arcs are a proud line of warriors. Jaune, however, inherited none of that talent. When his father takes him to a job fair to find a more suitable apprenticeship, no one picks him. No one, that is, save for a black robed figure who rides in on a pale horse. Turns out the legends got quite a lot wrong, and at least one god still calls Remnant home. [minor Discworld crossover]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,195 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 12/9/2017 - Published: 6/11/2017 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
In enemy waters by DerLaCroix reviews
Having left Britain, Harry tries to find a course through the troubled waters of the British Carribean. Sequel to 'Rocking the boat'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,025 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Crimson Memories Repeat by OverlordSwarm reviews
When a 27 year old Ruby Rose finds herself back in her teenaged body with 12 extra years of memories chronicling the complete and utter destruction of Remnant as she knows it, including the deaths of everyone she holds dear, she realizes it's time to play for keeps. But how much can the 'Last Huntress of Beacon' actually change and how much is she doomed to repeat?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,288 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 2,133 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 4/5/2016 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] Blake B., Yang X.L.
Samsara by Countess Millarca reviews
Because Tom Riddle and Lily Potter were brilliant. Harry James Potter wakes up on his eighth birthday knowing terrible, great love. Ravenclaw Harry, soul-merging.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,683 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 3/22/2017 - Harry P., Minerva M., F. Flitwick
A Long Journey Home by Rakeesh reviews
In one world, it was Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort. In another, it was Jasmine Potter instead. But her victory wasn't the end - her struggles continued long afterward. And began long, long before. (fem!Harry, powerful!Harry, sporadic updates)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 203,334 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 3,775 - Follows: 4,156 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
From Beyond by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Seeing that young man die in initiation was horrifying for her. Even with all her time in the White Fang, she hadn't expected to see such an idealistic man as Jaune Arc die like that. It should have been nothing more than a tragedy... Instead she's now stuck with the lingering spirit of this guy following her around, and no one else can hear or see him in any way. Jaune x Blake
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 180,083 - Reviews: 3353 - Favs: 3,681 - Follows: 3,258 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 9/21/2015 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7692 - Favs: 13,456 - Follows: 14,368 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
And The Rest Is by EXNativo reviews
A shortage of coffee at Beacon means Doctor Oobleck has to teach a class without the help of his precious caffeine. History is always interesting, and perhaps for the first time, the history teacher will be too. No longer a one-shot. Borderline crackfic.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,065 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 5/16/2016 - Dr. B. Oobleck
Coronation of the Black Queen by Silently Watches reviews
Third in the Black Queen series. Jen chose to embrace the darker aspects of the world long ago, and she has never once regretted it. However, serving Baron Samedi creates its own problems. A new enemy is on the prowl, and now she needs to eliminate him… before he can do the same to her. Jen/Luna; as always, not for children
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 170,918 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 9/16/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] N. Tonks, Viktor K. - Complete
The Commission by CV12Hornet reviews
RWBY AU. At the flip of a coin, good can become evil... Right can become wrong... Light can turn to dark... And the mightiest of heroes... can become the greatest of villains... (Discontinued)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 155,890 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Complete
Changing Tides by mortenavida reviews
After Stane's death, Harry has come to terms with fully immersing himself into Tony Stark's new life. When that starts to involve Norse Gods, Super Soldiers, and a man that can turn into a large, angry troll… well, he starts to question what he's doing. It doesn't help that he's dying. [Sequel to An Iron Magic]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 62,599 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Blaise Z., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Remnant's Reclaimer by Hysterical Clerical Hijinks reviews
Ruby finds herself facing her end. As she pushes her semblance to new heights, the world breaks. In one fluid, crystallising moment everything changes. A 23 year old Ruby Rose, one of the deadliest hunters on Remnant, spills out of the void and into the dorm of team RWBY, including a 15 year old version of herself. A hunter in a world of unknowing prey. Cover courtesy of Majisuka!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,801 - Reviews: 2123 - Favs: 5,768 - Follows: 6,494 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Blake B., Ruby R.] [Weiss S., Yang X.L.]
Four Deadly Secrets by OneirosTheWriter reviews
An AU in a Remnant that expands and extrapolates off of the Remnant of the series, going beyond the glossy cover. A dangerous and experienced Team RWBY make their way in this more world. Character-driven, this story focuses on exploring the characters by extrapolating their traits and attributes from the show. Action, romance, drama and plenty of intrigue. No grim-derp or OOC!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 235,659 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Yang X.L., Blake B.]
Black Princess Ascendant by Silently Watches reviews
Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 301,803 - Reviews: 3601 - Favs: 3,716 - Follows: 3,197 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B. - Complete
Bad For Business by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
AU. When a new criminal group starts hitting Dust shops on his turf, professional crook Roman Torchwick and his partner-in-crime Neo decide to investigate - and end up involved in something a bit bigger than robbing shops...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,482 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Roman T., Cinder F., Neo - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 4,773 - Follows: 3,567 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Jewels In The Attic by Person With Many Aliases reviews
"Those who could, lived, ever after. The End." Before she knew it, Ruby became an old woman, filled with regret. (Inspired by elements of Bloodborne.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/12/2015 - Ruby R. - Complete
The Responsible One by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
When an integral member of the team is ill, Ruby panics, Blake sees an opportunity, and it's once again left up to Yang to deal with things. Yep, it's just like being back at home.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Ruby R., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 7,764 - Follows: 3,666 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 218,497 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 7,271 - Follows: 4,065 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Just the Usual Habits by mapplepie reviews
Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 792 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Sakumo H. - Complete
Keep the Fox in the Bag by phoenixyfriend reviews
They are an anomaly in this world, and they have no reason to help it. Nonetheless, they do... whether the world knows of their help or not. And the help can't afford to let the cat out of the bag, or as the case may be... the fox.
Crossover - Naruto & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,499 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Konohamaru S., Naruto U., Mikasa A.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3213 - Favs: 8,518 - Follows: 10,131 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Crimelord Princess by Parabola Beam reviews
"Daddy smokes so he doesn't get the urge to add 'serial killer' to his vast criminal record, sweetie." ... "You leave Pumpkin Pete alone!" [Crimedad!AU - Ruby and Roman father and daughter shenanigans. In Progress.]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 265 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Ruby R., Roman T.
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,338 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 5,440 - Follows: 3,480 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Way of the Rattlesnake by Darthemius reviews
They took everything from him. And what remains when everything is gone? Vengeance. And nothing will stop him from getting his revenge. Nothing! A true saga of betrayal starts now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 220,555 - Reviews: 3315 - Favs: 4,400 - Follows: 2,791 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Forward by Peptuck reviews
Following the Miranda broadwave, there's only one direction for Malcolm Reynolds and his crew to go. Part Nine: Wrath: Cornered on Persephone, River faces both the dark products of the Academy, and her own inner demons. Post-BDM, Series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 508,361 - Reviews: 1734 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2008 - River
Chauvinists by maroongrad reviews
There is a reason Integra is the only female you see working with Hellsing for the entire stretch. I don't remember a single other one. So, this is why. Possibly the only Integra story I will write, and a stand-alone. Set before Seras, but not by much. Rated T for implied sexual themes and violence and mild coarse language.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3577 - Favs: 8,743 - Follows: 6,136 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Iron Magic by mortenavida reviews
Tony Stark died at the age of seventeen with his father in an accident. Harry Potter, witness to both deaths, was tired of living in the Wizarding world. One dying man's wish grants him the reprieve he desperately needs as he takes on the role of billionaire playboy. NOTE: This is an old story and while I don't particularly like it, I know people who still do. So it stayed up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,409 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4822 - Favs: 16,659 - Follows: 15,179 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 4,720 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 668 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,786 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Dated 2 May, 1998 by Lady Altair reviews
Severus Snape's last letter is not to anyone important.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Katie B., Severus S. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4735 - Favs: 12,243 - Follows: 5,639 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 3,057 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Life Less Extraordinary by Frostfyre7 reviews
Hired to steal a supposed alien from one of Paquin's top ringmasters, Mal Reynolds figures things are gonna go even less smooth than usual. Then a passenger calling himself 'the Doctor' shows up, and things go all manner of crazy...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,503 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 2,303 - Follows: 551 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
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Good Old-Fashioned Law And Order reviews
The most dangerous people in all of Remnant, you ask? Well, I'd have to say there's four: Ruby Rose, infamous marks-woman, Weiss Schnee, head of the Schnee crime family, Blake Belladonna, master assassin, and Yang Xiao Long, enforcer extraordinaire. Together, they rule. There was a time when they weren't so powerful, though ...
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/20/2017
And No-One Lived Happily Ever After reviews
A RWBY One-Shot. War is Hell. No one knows that better than Ruby Rose, the 'last' Huntress. Now, at the end of it all, she's content – happy, even – to die, to see her friends and family again. [WARNING - Not a happy story]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2016 - Ruby R. - Complete