I'm Crystyna.

I'm a 17 year old radically hormonal, normally eccentric, semi-neurotic pseudo-neat-freak who aspires to be a writer/actress/Moulin Rouge dancer/Jedi/pirate/poet/hippie/professor/goddess.

Be afraid. Be tres afraid. And also, read.

And reviewing doesn't hurt, either.

Enjoy.

Other likes:

1. Reviews that feature the word "because." Please, give a reason behind the sentiment. (Ex. I like this because_...You rock because_...even I think this is a terrible piece of fertilizer because_...is preferable to "Gr8 chappie update so0n grl.")
2. David Wright, because he's (a) a Met, (b) a 3rd baseman, (c) an awesome baseball player and (d) SO CUTE.
3. Ewan McGregor as a Jedi, a Big Fish, a bohemian writer, fully clothed, shirtless, kiltless, starkers, sunny-side up...
4. Johnny Depp, 'cause he's cool.

Dislikes: How 20/20 hindsight generally makes me go "What was I thinking?" (This can be related to what I've written, what I've said, but mostly who I've dated, with a few exceptions. Too few.)