Funny Quote

In the Activia adverts, they have a woman and you can see she isn't very happy, you know, 'Oh, I don't feel welland 'My stomach hurts', but then she eats an Activia, and it's all sushine and happiness and she's skipping around. What I think is missing from this, is a massive shit. She comes out of the bathroom saying 'Oh god, I wouldn't go in there for at least an hour. Jesus that Activia got me going.'

Quote for a laugh: Ha Ha, very funny, mother fucker!-Eddie Murphy

GI Joe song of Eddie Murphy and his brother in their bath (with commentary):

E: GI Joe is swimming in the pool of death,

He goes under the water into the cave from whence he came,

But then my brother took it to the next level:

E'S B: And then a big brown shark came

I screamed, cut my eylid, and was just sitting there. And guess what. Our mother heard the commotion and came in. Think of it. My brother was holding a piece of shit, I had blood gushing out of my eye...GI Joe up my ass.

THE END (of the song, that is)

One of my favourite exclamations: Holy * son of a * sandwitch with * on top and a side helping of *.

Favourite Emoticons: --!--=middle finger. =:-)= = Abraham Lincoln. (@@@):^) = Marge Simpson.

An episode of Doctor Who I'd like to see:

The TARDIS lands and the Doctor and Amy step out.

'Welcome to the planet Paradise, Amy. We'll have to wait about 2 hours for the TARDIS to refuel,' the Doctor says.

Amy looks around. 'Where's Rory?' she says.

The Doctor thinks for a moment. 'Oh shit,' he says, burying his face in his hands.