Hey. I'm MadnessWithMethod, but you can call me M&M, Maddie, or Ed (it's a long story...). I used to be just a normal pleb who like'd stuff, but then I found found myself wading in the darkest cesspool of the internet.

But enough about how I joined tumblr. (forced laughter in the distance)

Anyways, I would say that fanfiction.net is more like a sewer than a cesspool, amirite?

Oh shit, this bio is supposed to be about me.

Whatevs. Watashi does what watashi can. Anata know what I mean.

Gender: Female

Age: 17 and insane

Myers-Briggs: INTJ

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Music: Symphonic metal and alternative rock (Kamelot and Muse ftw)

TV Shows: Firefly, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Red Dwarf, Downton Abbey, Monty Python (I feel so British right now)

Anime: Cowboy Bebop, Kino no Tabi, Steins;Gate

Things I like:

• TV with atmosphere

• Déjà vu

• Bad weather

• Drinking tea in a cute little cafe

• Farmer's Markets

• Theater

• Red lipstick

• Trippy artwork

• Pad Thai Tofu

• Fried Tofu

• Tofu (IT'S DELICIOUS OK?! I'M NOT WEIRD YOU'RE WEIRD)

• Chicken (so tasty)

• Chickens (they're so cute!)

• Judging people

• Sarcasm and irony

• Lists

Things I Hate:

• Hatred

• Tall people (It's SO great being 5 ft even at the movie theater)

• Hugs (this needs no explanation. Hug me and I'll absorb your soul.)

• Déjà vu

• Attention-seekers

• Loudness

• Tuna

• Bacon (it's ALWAYS either burnt or slimy, sometimes on the same strip)

• People who wear yoga pants to school

• Summer

• Judgemental people

• Hypocrites