![]() Author has written 1 story for Parodies and Spoofs. Curious that you should find yourself here... Well essentially I joined this website in a fit of insanity and slight depression. Before adding my name to this obscure nation, I was merely a visitor, a wanderer, floating in and out of other peoples stories. In my opinion I believe that the real reason why people write and re-write stories, especially stories like the "Labyrinth," is because the original authors couldn't get them right the first time around. I also believe that everyone has a story inside them, or a dream, for some of us its a series of fragments clustered together, for others its one silent scream. Personally, I think the only way I can tell you a decent fan fiction, is by telling you my story, the true, and unusual fantasies of my life, and the sad loneliness of my heart. I'm not saying I'm a loner or a freak of nature that spends too much time delving into the realm of fantasy without compunction, but I am saying that you, the reader, of all people, is going to get the unique privilage of poking around inside my brain. Which anywhere else I would leave you guessing. So down to the nitty-gritty, or whatever, some of the things that I like: Good food, sleep, traveling, and good wine. (I never turn down a chance to travel) Things I don't like: Pessimists, clinging people, logicians, and mathmatics. (Although I do like algaebra and geomatry) Also I have nothing to hide, such as age, who I am and what I do, if you want to be able to talk to me go for it. I'm known by many people and I've got a ton of experience. You can find me on facebook and email me whenever. On a final note I am a really nice person, but screw with me, screw with my family or friends and your dealing with a creature that will show no mercy. Please do not harass, steal written or verbal works, or ask me to explain the obvious. I will poison you with cyanide if you do...or karma will get you either way. Thank you very much for reading and enjoy the next tale of trifles and error. -J |
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