Gender: Male (Yes, we write fanfics too)

Age: Teenager

Favorite Season: Spring

Favorite Sport: Yeah, no.

Favorite Pastime: Reading/Writing/Drawing

Favorite Subject: History/Writing

Favorite Books: Warriors, The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Chronicles of Narnia.

Favorite Characters:

Harry Potter: Albus Potter

Warriors: Micah

Hunger Games: Foxface

Percy Jackson: Nico

Favorite Cats: Top 7

1. Micah (MFV)
2. Lightningtail (DotC)
3. Thrushpelt
4. Skystar
5. Lionheart
6. Berrynose (while with Honeyfern)
7. Ashfur

My favorite Harry Potter ships:

1. Ron/Hermione
2. Albus P/Scorpius
3. Cedric/Cho

Weirdest Harry Potter ships I've found:

1. Giant Squid/Hogwarts
2. Harry/Piers
3. Hermione/Andromeda
4. Hooch/Rosmerta
5. Ron/Pansy
6. Hargrid/Snape
7. Voldemort/Hermione
8. Harry/Tonks
9. Dudley/Ron
10. Harry/Snape
11. Hermione/Flitwick
12. Dumbledore/McGonagall
13. Umbridge/Filch

Hello, people of the world (or, rather, fanfiction.net)! I am LightningZephyr, (you can just call me Lightning.)

(Book) Fandoms: Warriors by Erin Hunter, Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling, Percy Jackson by Rick Riordan, and Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis.

Favorite Character of Warriors: Micah!

I'm sometimes described as crazy, and by sometimes I mean 90% of the time.

I have been bullied for things I stand for.

I dislike people who are rude to other people.

I play no sports. I'm okay at them, but they are mind-numbingly boring to me.

I love reading, writing, and art.

Harry Potter Oath

I promise to remember Harry

Every time I see green

And I promise to remember Ron

When a spider comes at me

I promise to study hard

For Hermione's sake, of course

And I promise to remember Snape

Whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Luna

When I see someone who is open-minded

And I promise to remember Lockhart

When I am momentarily blinded

I promise to remember Colin Creevey

When I see a crazy fan

And I promise to remember Neville

When someone says, "I know I can"

I promise to remember Lily

When I see a mother caring for her son

And I promise to remember James

When I see a toe-rag (and an arrogant one :)

I promise to marry someone if I love them

For Lupin's sake

And I promise to remember Tonks

When I drop something and it breaks

I promise to remember Ginny

When I see a younger sister

And I promise to remember Voldemort

When someone nice turns bitter

I promise to think of Sirius

When I'm up to no good

And never betray my friends

Like Peter Pettigrew would

I promise to remember Seamus

Whenever I accidentally set something on fire

And, like Dumbledore, always pop a lemon drop in my mouth

When situations are dire

I promise to remember Fred and George

When a pair is torn apart

And I promise to remember Bellatrix

When someone is hurt in the heart

I promise to remember Dobby

When a friend shows unfailing loyalty

And I promise to remember the Whomping Willow

Whenever I get hurt by a tree

Yes I promise to remember Harry Potter wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

because I know what the Potter fans know

Harry Potter isn't an obsession

Its a way of life, you know...

PERCY JACKSON OATH

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who feels different than others

I promise to remember Zoë

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

because I know what the Percy fans know

Percy Jackson isn't an obsession

Its a way of life, you know...

Warrior Cats fan Oath

I'll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar one someones face.

I will think of WindClan,
Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,
When I see a young mother.
I'll remember Violet,
When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,
When nobody believes me.
I will think of Scourge,
When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,
When I find it hard to believe.
I'll be reminded of Princess,
When I see someone, who seems naïve.

I'll always think of Heathertail,
When someone wants to be 'just friends'.
I will think of StarClan,
When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,
Whenever I feel judged.
I will think of Darkstripe,
When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,
When I climb a tree.
I'll remember Midnight,
Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,
When I must follow my heart.
I will think of Hollyleaf,
If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,
When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf,
When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,
When I am feeling strong.
I'll remember Tigerstar,
If I choose the path thats wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,
When I hear of something far away.
I'll remember Cloudtail,
When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,
Whenever I must choose.
I'll remember Crowfeather,
When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,
Whenever I must be brave.
And I'll remember The Tribe,
When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,
When somebody breaks my heart.
I'll remember Barley,
When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,
When I try to be the best.
I'll remember Firestar,
When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,
If someone abandons me.
I'll remember Ravenpaw,
If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,
When I have a strange dream.
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,
Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
When my leg is sore.
I'll remember Longtail,
When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,
When I see conflict or strife.
I promise to remember all these cats,
For the rest of my life.

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my favorite Warrior Cat: Honeyfern

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it

WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OH MY GOD/GOSH (OMG)

WARRIORS FANS: say OH MY STARCLAN (OMSC)

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

WARRIORS FANS: say shut up or Tigerstar will get you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say Dang it!

WARRIORS FANS: say Fox Dung!

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell SPOTTEDLEAF SHOW ME THE WAY!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck

WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this

WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I do