Hello, my name is Susan. I live in Canada and I was born in Canada.

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!!

For this summer, I will be keeping up with the story Blue Moon, and Bella and Emmett One Shots!

Thank you to those who have voted.

Signed,

Spartan Girl 350

I have brown hair, brown eyes. I am five foot two. I have a brother and a sister. My Brother Edward (not Cullen) is two years old, I am seventeen and my older brother is twenty-two.

My favorite writters are:

1. Stephenie Meyer

2. J.K. Rowling

3. Cathy Hopkins

4. Cathy Glass

5. P.C. and Kristen Cast

My favorite shows are whatevers on.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. Come to think of it, all of my friends are insane.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into

Quote of the Month

"Our Greatest fear isn't that we are weak; but that we are powerful beyond belief"...

Question of the day!

"I have no brothers or sisters... but the person I am looking at has the same parents as me... How is this possible?"

Answer:

You are looking in a mirror.

Uh Oh

My little brother and me went walking through the mall. He was fasinated by everything in the store. He sat in his stroller, waving his arms and squealing at everyone who passed. I wasn't paying as much attention to him as I should have because he was in the stroller and he seemed preoccupied. As we left, the store alarm started to ding. The clerk who had just watched me pay for everything just waved me on. It wasn't until I was home and took Edward out of his stroller that I figured out why the alarm went off. Edward had three dvds and two cds in his winnie the pooh toy bag. You can imagine the difficulty I had the next day returning everything.

If you have ever gotten on a ferry or a bus just to go for a ride, add this to your profile...

If you've ever started laughing, really loud, in the middle of class, add this to your profile...

If you're ever stayed home from school just to watch movies, add this to your profile...

If you've accidently called your boyfriend Edward (or Jasper, Emmett, Carlisle, Jacob, Seth, Sam...), add this you your profile...

And I'm Proud To Bє Addιctєd TWILIGHT OATH:
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
I promise to despise the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!
...V...Put this
...A...On your
...M...Profile
...P...If
...I...You
...R...Have
...E...That crazy
...S...Obsession over vampires© 0RiGiNAL TWILGIHT FAN

As you know, we must say our prayers everyday! Now please bow your head and repeat this prayer...

Edward Prayer

Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
For ever and ever,
Ed-men

The 5 Fruits - Which would you pick?

THIS IS QUITE REMARKABLE...

In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of
fruits on it.

They are:
A. Apple
B. Banana
C. Strawberry
D. Peach
E. Orange

Which fruit will you choose?
Please think VERY carefully and don't rush into it.
This is great, I was astounded!

Your choice reveals a lot about you!

Test results: Please SCROLL DOWN;

If you have chosen:

A. Apple: That means you are a person who loves to eat apples
B. Banana:That means you are a person who loves to eat bananas
C. Strawberry: That means you are a person who loves to eat strawberries
D. Peach: That means you are a person who loves to eat peaches
E. Orange : That means you are a person who loves to eat oranges

Also I bet that right now you would like to find me and kick my ass!

Well, You won't find me...because I am still hunting down the ass who sent this to me...

I was scared shitless...PLEASE if you are a good person you will not read below. PLEASE! You have been warned.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

PLEASE if you are a good person do not read above. PLEASE! You have been warned.