Yo. Wassup. I am an attempted fanfic writer, who is probably doomed to crash and burn, then be sent to hell for polluting this wonderful world with my horrifyingly terrible writing.

Aren't I optimistic?

On another note, thou may callest(is that a word?) me Mo, or Mona, both short for Monica. No, you can not know my last name, because there are, in fact, creepozoid stalker/pedophile/rapists out there. And I'm terribly sorry for the inconvenience, but the kind of drama associated with sexual harassment is really unappreciated.

Anyways, I like to write, I like Naruto and so many other animes, and I like fluff, so... Acquire a brain and do the math. I will do my best to stay away from angsty stuff, but even I go into bad places emotionally, so there will probably be a few chapters of mine that have nothing but drama, hate, sorrow, drama, melodrama, and, you guessed it, more drama. However, if a story started out light and amusing, I'll try to keep it that way. Because fics that start out happy and end up angsty are just great big mood-killers. Ya know what I mean? Despite saying that, my taste in humor tends to be eccentric and kind of dry/sarcastic.

Oh, and an added warning - I am incredibly fickle, so I might suddenly abandon things mid-way and leave you all begging for more, when there is, in act, no chance of more happening. Kind of like my brother's wet dreams... Don't ask.

Anywho, you like my stuff? Read it. You don't like it? Don't read it. Simple as that.

Copy and paste in your profile if you think CrackFic is the best idea since the invention of milkshakes!

Sasuke's awfully cocky for a guy who's body is being taken over by a pedophile's old hickey. You know it's true.

I hate moronic, emo, duck-butt-headed, revenge-consumed, traitorous, selfish bastards like Sasuke. If anyone else thinks Itachi was just wasting his time on that punk, copy and paste this in your profile!