Hey it's Chatters!

Why is my name Chatters? I talk way to much and much to fast. Recieved the nickname from padfoot's blondie who is hilarious and you should check out her stories, (especially Utter Nonsense and Artemis Goes to Sports Camp.)

I love horseback riding which is exciting, especially when a horse is running loose in the barn. (Haha Just kidding. It's more of a "laugh about it later" type thing.)

I like books a lot because it's basically like putting a movie in my head. I love the guys in books especially when they are funny and obnoxious. :) I hate stupid girls in books. I could tell them how to fix their problems if they were real. I'm not really the psychiatrist type though. I'd talk to my patients about my problems...

I have a "do it my way" attitude and im usually ppl persson, but stupid ppl drive me insane.

I don't really think the world revolves around me or anything, but when I start talking, I think the other person already knows what I'm talking about, so they r usually confused :)

I don't really like taking the easy way out of things. I climb up the down escalator from time to time and in airports I walk the opposite direction than they slidey-floor thing is trying to pull me. (Why is there always someone there to tell me to stop or to mutter "there's always one"?)

My favorite thing in the world is when I'm laughing or I made someone else laugh. It just feels so good, except when I stop breathing and all, and it just brightens your mood. That's why I write parodies and humor genres because I love hearing in the reviews that it made people's day.

Let's see, I love animals which is good (except my bff is allergic to horses and dogs hehe) and I want to be a dog vet! I also want to breathe underwater. It's gonna happen. You just watch.

I'm on the kickline at my school and my favorite color is Orange. I want to either go to college at the University of Maryland or Princeton. Or Harvard...shoot for the stars and all.

Good news- JUST GOT A STORY IDEA!
Bad news- school started

Random stuff that people might want to know about me!
-I have a teacher that reminds me of Severus Snape (deep voice, long pauses, unexplained seriousness)
-I hate bugs. I won't scream and be all OMG! But I'll grab a newspaper and kill it or make my parents do it. (if u r a bug and ur reading this...wait bugs cant...yeah)
-idk what else to say, but il figure it out

So, without further adue...read my stories and enjoy :)