I'm not online very frequently.

I'm sorry, I've been corrupted by tumblr.

MISMATCHED ARGYLE SOCKS ARE THE SOCKS OF THE GODS

I have read every single book of John Green's in publication, and I have listened to almost every song by Hank Green. Dedication.

CURRENT FANDOMS (written as they occur to me, I've probably forgotten some) :

Supernatural, Teen Wolf, Sherlock (it hurts), Wicked, Harry Potter, Teen Titans, Starkid, Nerdfighteria (not technically a fandom... I'll lump it into "internet subculture"), Criminal Minds, Doctor Who, The Social Nework, The Avengers, Homestuck...

I will listen to any music provided it:

- makes me feel ALL THE THINGS and/or

- makes me dance uncontrollably and/or

- gives me an aura of pretentious superiority

I've done just about every dance ever created at SOME point in my life, but right now this is what I do:

Tap

Ballet

Pointe

I'm kind of weird and over exuberant, I dislike the human race, and I'm basically a grammar nazi.

A few of my favourite quotes:

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

-Groucho Marx

"Only two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

-Albert Eintstein

"And every man who knows a thing knows he knows not a damn thing at all"

-unknown

"And after all the time that you still owe, you're still a good for nothing I don't know"

-My Chemical Romance, I Don't Love You

"Like sunlight crashing through the roof, we'll lose our feathers. Yes, I know it hurts at first but it gets better."

-Fun., It Gets Better

"Let all Oz be agreed, I'm WICKED through and through. Because I could not succeed, Fiyero, saving you- I promise no good deed will I attempt to do again- EVER AGAIN"

-Elphaba, Wicked

"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."

-anon

Madness is like gravity. It only takes a little push for you to fall.

-Joker

"Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself."
— John Green

"When adults say, "Teenagers think they are invincible" with that sly, stupid smile on their faces, they don't know how right they are. We need never be hopeless, because we can never be irreparably broken. We think that we are invincible because we are. We cannot be born, and we cannot die. Like all energy, we can only change shapes and sizes and manifestations. They forget that when they get old. They get scared of losing and failing. But that part of us greater than the sum of our parts cannot begin and cannot end, and so it cannot fail."
— John Green (Looking for Alaska)

"You can love someone so much...But you can never love people as much as you can miss them."
— John Green

"I'm not a prophet but I'm here to profit"

-Fun.

"We look like... If hipsters from mars were sent to earth to meet hipsters from earth."

-Jack Antonoff of fun. while shooting a music video (in which Nate, Jack, and Andrew were covered in paint) with the members of the band Skinny

(I have so many others but I'm a lazy ass and refuse to type them out.)

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization

Enough!

Love always unless you suck a mighty large amount of ass,

DOT