AmberLily34567hide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Alex Rider, and Mortal Instruments.
About Me: Shamelessly an Alex Rider fangirl, he's the reason I joined fanfiction in the first place. I don't think anyone needs to really know my age (hardly relevant) but don't worry; I'm legally allowed to be using this website. The reason I'm updating my profile are multiple and many but, okay, the main reason is that I'm supposed to be updating some of my stories but I feel really lazy. By updating my profile, we can all naturally assume my day hasn't gone completely to waste, right?! I'm in love with the Oxford comma (fight me otherwise). I also love long run-on sentences. I think I would have done great as an author back two hundred years ago. I know, I know, I've told some of my beta readers about the dangers of the run-on sentence...but eh. I like em. My Interests: My main interests would be reading and writing. I love sketching so I really enjoy sketching some of my characters as well. I used to be good at drawing but school, family issues, and generally other stuff have managed to put a cramp in my style and I don't do it as much. Therefore, my skills are a bit...rusty. I like traveling and learning new languages (which is why, like an idiot, I'm learning three languages at the same time). I like playing the piano and flute and I love my music; I enjoy listening to pop music as I write. My motto? The angstier the better (applied to writing, but don't make it too angsty; humor is appreciated). I enjoy killing off fictional characters. Thought I should mention that. ;) My Dislikes: Unkind people. Cliche as it is, if you're rude, my respect for you drops like an albatross that's been shot with a pellet gun. I don't enjoy criticism but I know it makes you a better person (and writer) so please feel free to be a critic of my stories. You know when you're in the groove, everything's going great, and someone tries to throw you off your groove? I don't enjoy that either. A few other things: Racists Sexists Homophobes People who try to comment on an issue without knowing what it's actually about. Trolls Fandoms: -Harry Potter. My first fandom. :) -Percy Jackson. Some good diversity and awesome, unrepetitive storyline! -Wings of Fire. Unique, great fantasy, and world-building. -Alex Rider. Realistic and I'm definitely in love with Alex (who isn't, honestly? ;)) -Miraculous Ladybug. Marinette and Adrien equal AHHH! -Hunger Games. Likable, non-Mary Sue/Gary Stu characters. Great realism, too. -Shiva Trilogy. I'm Hindu and I love the accurate description of Hindu Mythology and culture in this book! -Spy School. I know it may sound childish but I really like the plot and the complex character development. -The Mortal Instruments. Jace and Clary...Alec and Magnus...great characters, realistic plot, definitely a word I would like to live in! MUSIC: Derniere Danse by Indila Tournez Dans Le Vide by Indila Papaoutai by Stromae Alors on Danse by Stromae Quand c'est by Stromae Tous Les Memes by Stromae Cross Me by Ed Sheeran Jack Skellington by G-Eazy Puppy Dog Eyes by Ida Laurberg Gibberish by MAX ft Hoodie Allen When I Grow Up by NF Anything ERB, lol Bollywood (Malang, O Saki Saki, Why say Kolaveri) Fifth Harmony, He Like That, Angel Back to you by Louis Tomlinson and Bebe Rexha WRITING: This is my fanfiction account. I do write original stories, though they are underneath a different name. I don't have a set schedule for anything, and sometimes, depending on whether I'm feeling maniac or not, I'll write. Family issues, academic things, and just general health may prevent me from writing. During the months of December, March, April, May, and June, I may have tests and whatnot, so I will not be very active during that period. I mainly write for Alex Rider, though I do have other fandoms. I like humorous, well-paced writing. Willing to beta read if you ask me nicely ;) ALSO ON WATTPAD UNDER THE SAME NAME, FOLLOW ME I WILL MOST LIKELY FOLLOW YOU BACK :) IMPORTANT: INKITT IS CURRENTLY HOSTING A FANFICTION CONTEST THAT I AM A PART OFF. I WOULD APPREICATE ANY ACTIVE INKITT USERS TO MAYBE CHECK OUT MY STORY AND/OR WRITE A REVIEW. THANKS! |
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Stormbreaker Screenplay 2 by SmileyRusy reviews
I promise it's better than the movie...but that is a very low bar to clear. (Therapeutic writing to cope with my disappointment.)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 8/30 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R., Jack S., Yassen G.
Dysthymia by Briarwitch reviews
(Sequel to Malaise) Yassen always knew his mid-life crisis would be spectacular. Breaking out of prison was supposed to make things easier. If evading every agency on the planet wasn't hard enough, underestimating Alex's withdrawal, escalating drug use, and physical health's capacity to worsen indefinitely certainly didn't help matters. This is what he gets for getting attached.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,581 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 4/8
Point of Divergence by pongnosis reviews
In one world, Cossack heard about Albert Bridge and looked the other way. In another, John Rider found a stray assassin on his doorstep. An AU told in snapshots for the Alex Rider Big Bang. Updates irregularly as real life allows.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,739 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 1/31 - [Helen R., John R.] Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Checkmate by Emily1213 reviews
"Alex is a child, he is young and vulnerable" Joe Byrne breathed a sigh of relief, at least Mrs Jones was on his side. "but that is exactly why we need him." Pyotr Anatolievich is a Russian diplomat living in Miami. He's just murdered one of the CIA's best and youngest operatives. Joe Byrne needs a solution. A solution that comes in the reluctant form of Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,025 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 7/14 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Mrs. T. Jones, Sabina P.
Enigma by Zyzyax reviews
Summary: Alan Blunt is dead. The real question is: Who did it? And why? Written for Big Bang (a few months late). No romance!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S., Mrs. T. Jones - Complete
The Locked Room by greensight reviews
Murder Mystery, written for the AR Big Bang. Alan Blunt is dead! Shot inside a locked room. A detective gathers the five top suspects - Mrs Jones, the SAS Sergeant, Wolf, Ben Daniels, and Alex Rider - into one room, with the intention of not letting them leave until the killer among them is found...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 2/1 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Mrs. T. Jones, Wolf
The Twelfth of October by Emily1213 reviews
"You're a handsome boy, aren't you Alex?" Mr Blunt asked him enquingly. Alex blinked slowly. Though he wasn't entirely sure what he had been expecting, this certainly wasn't it. He didn't say anything. "We have a problem Alex. One which we think you may be rather good at solving." Alex is sent to infiltrate an underage prostitution organisation.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 1/5 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Tom H., OC
Does It Burn You, Like It Burns Me? by SereneCalamity reviews
Jace had never expected to end up feeling this way. Clace. Threeshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,406 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 2/19 - Clary F., Jace W.
What's Left of Me by anhanninen reviews
For 15 years Edward Cullen believed his wife and child died in a car accident on a snowy night. They said she couldn't have survived—that she'd been swept into the river. He was forced to live a life without her, to function and be the man she would have wanted. But now, a young girl proves everything he thought was a lie and he's faced with a truth he may not be prepared for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,183 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 3/6/2018 - Bella, Edward
Drowning In Words So Sweet by SereneCalamity reviews
Drowning In Words So Sweet - Sometimes Alec needs someone to calm him down, tell him things are going to be okay, that he's doing a good job. Jalec. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
The Way She Loves Me by SereneCalamity reviews
Jace had always known that there were going to be some problems when his relationship with Clary became public, but they hadn't quite been prepared for this.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/11 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Other Brother by SereneCalamity reviews
Bella runs into Jasper at a bar a few years after her fling with Edward ends. Bella/Jasper. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/9 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Could This Be Love (I'm Feeling Drifting Up) by SereneCalamity reviews
Jace's has had strong feelings for Clary for a long time now. Clace. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/3 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
I Found What I Need In You (I'm Willing To Bleed For You) by SereneCalamity reviews
Jace and Clary's evening didn't quite go the way they had expected. Clace. Oneshot
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/2 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
You've Been Right In Front Of Me (Why Didn't I See?) by SereneCalamity reviews
They were a little messy, but both of them were fine with what they had. Clace. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/27 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea by pongnosis reviews
Alex always knew his curiosity and impulsiveness would get him into trouble. It got him tangled up with MI6, after all. He hadn't expected it to land him in the middle of SCORPIA as Yassen Gregorovich's apprentice. No pairings, AU after Skeleton Key.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 553,253 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
The Mutual Love Of Mash by SereneCalamity reviews
Jocelyn ends up inviting some old family friends that she hasn't seen in a while to their Thanksgiving dinner. Clace. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/26 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Gadget Master by greensight reviews
For the SpyFest December fic exchange. Prompt: "Something from the POV of a character whose perspective we don't see in canon." The first time they asked Smithers to design a set of gadgets for a fourteen-year-old, he had thought they were joking...
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2018 - Smithers - Complete
Shedding Skin by IWriteNaked reviews
Living in a polyandrous society, Clary is tasked with choosing who she will spend the rest of her life with. Clace. Clordan. Clebastian. (Polyandry, and all...) Whatever else I want. Rated M for language and lemons/smut, because let's be serious. Polyandry calls for smut. I hate summarizing, so much...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,853 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 12/9/2018 - Published: 9/22/2014
The Agreste Baby by Aidenaramii reviews
After a night on the town brought on by Alya's gentle persuasion, Marinette finds herself in a sticky situation due to a careless night her and Adrien shared. Now she has figure out how to get through all of this without ruining Adrien's image and chance at taking over the Agreste company (Based off of a prompt I found on Tumblr.)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,082 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/21/2018 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler
The Letter Went Missing! by rosava reviews
What if Petunia never found the letter from Dumbldore and never knew Harry was the son of her sister? What will she do with the baby on her doorsteps? The little paper really changed everything. Alternative first year of Hogwarts. Serious!Harry, Mentor!Snape, Good!Petunia. The story is translated from Ukrainian.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/10/2018 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D.
a law unto yourself by nrynmrth reviews
'Self-preservation: the first law of intelligence.' There are only two kinds of spies in the world: good…and dead. For SpyFest 2018, Week Two.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2018 - Complete
Maybe Rules Are There For A Reason by cuby18 reviews
There is this well-known first law of intelligence: self-preservation. Why does it seem that it becomes forgotten whenever Alex is involved? Or why Alex should consider abiding by the rules while on a mission and more importantly, when on holidays. Written for Spyfest 2018 Week Two
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2018 - Alex R./Cub, OC - Complete
Latchkey Child by nrynmrth reviews
She's very, very young. That's his first thought. Too young, he thinks, before he remembers that there's no such thing. For SpyFest 2018, Week One.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2018 - Complete
Last One Standing by Epsilon Scorpii reviews
When Alex joins SAS camp once more as an undercover spy for SCORPIA he never thought he would regret his decision. But when he does, it's too late to back out of it. Caught between guilt, he has to decide, should he choose to betray his own friends or sacrifice his own life? Complete.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,906 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Ian R., Wolf - Complete
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,625 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 5,571 - Follows: 2,846 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Best Served Cold by greensight reviews
For the Holiday Fic Exchange- prompt: prank war. So maybe Alex can't get "real" revenge against Yassen for everything that's happened between them, because MI6 has decided to formally pardon him. But that doesn't mean Alex can't get revenge in his own style.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,897 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R., Yassen G. - Complete
All in the Faculty by Monster Mads reviews
Workaholic Alex Rider is given one month's vacation time against his will. Seeing that he doesn't actually have a life outside, well, spying, he's not entirely sure what to do with himself. So he pays Professor Harris a visit as his new, ahem, "assistant teacher". Alex/Tom!Friendship.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 253,197 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones, Sabina P., Tom H. - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by Chimpukampu reviews
A father who doesn't know how to raise a son properly, and a son who doesn't have any idea how to be a father - joined together and we got a catastrophe.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 10/14/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth
You're mine by HighlyFunctioningPsychopath reviews
a new edited story. Sebastian finds the ring Clary has been using to contact her friends and Clary must be punished. What if Sebastian had continued what he started before the ritual. warning incest, lemons, rape, rated m for a reason.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/20/2016 - Clary F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
Seductive by Yuki Kamea reviews
*Clary tries faerie juice for the first time at the club and Sebastian sees to it that he takes advantage of her altered state of mind. That night sent her on a roller coaster crashing towards ruin. Can Clary maintain her identity and heart as Jace and Sebastian toy with her? Will she ever escape her brother's incestual desires? Does she even want to? (Clabastian) (Smut)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,833 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Clary F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
His Prisoner by ChronicLegCramp-Since'99 reviews
Clary awakes to find herself in the last possible place she could want and guess who's waiting for her, Clary/Seb Rated M for Rape and Incest. Major Character Death.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 53 - Words: 150,482 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 9/24/2013 - [Clary F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.] - Complete
Why Did They Leave Me? by bookworm8700 reviews
Summary- Alex Rider has left the U.S. after the pleasures died in a "freak accident". Alex Rider is now Alex Daniels and is enlisted in the SAS with a new unit (X-unit) with the occasional visit from k-unit including Ben. When the sergeant calls a surprise meeting, Alex never expected his parents to walk on stage. (rated T for language)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Ian R., John R.
Reader, we murdered it by phyll-and-doll reviews
Having watched the movie and busted a lung each laughing we decided to share our amusement with the rest of you lovely people. Here's the result. Enjoy!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,179 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 4/27/2007
Black Widow by Emmy-loo reviews
Alex Rider, Julia Rothman's son, is in a bit of trouble. An assignment that he thought had gone perfectly smoothly ends up bringing his world crashing down around him. Everything he thought he knew is a lie. Sequel to Divergence.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Alex R./Cub, John R.
Morbid by greensight reviews
Oneshot. Alex is called in to identify two bodies, but will they be who he fears the most?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
No Choice by Armygirl0604 reviews
"That part had been deliberately cultivated by MI6 and his uncle-Ian Rider. Using him wasn't enough. First, they had to turn him into someone who WANTED to be used." Smut
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Pain and Pleasure by Michiyo Uchiha reviews
No-point lemon. Jace/Sebastian. Yaoi. Dark themes. Angst. Takes place after City of Lost Souls although there are no spoilers inside .
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
Cross Country by ovolamp reviews
ON HIATUS. Alex has decided to participate in his schools annual cross country for the first time in three years. And, as per usual, trouble follows him, in the form of a psychotic killer, and one very pissed off SAS man. Now a Two-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,020 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle - Complete
Never Back Down by ovolamp reviews
ON HIATUS. Alex was tired, so tired that the only way he could get away from it was to end it. But that plan backfired, and now the teenaged spy is under the supervision of a new Guardian. Someone who has been where he is now, in a dark place, and survived.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,403 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Snake
What It Means to Be Alone by Emmy-loo reviews
Three times that Alex Rider thinks he sees Yassen Gregorovich again.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Flashing before your eyes by Anne Phoenix reviews
SCORPIA RISING SPOILER in last chapter! ** Collection of all my Flash Rider fics that are rated under NC-17 - stories will be uploaded here after posting on the Flash Rider community! Range of ratings, characters and emotions.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Up To Speed by kadabrafreak890 reviews
Sanubis oneshot. Anubis comes to visit Sadie and shows her what he's learned on modern courtship rituals.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
You and Me, Truth or Dare by l0ngl0st reviews
Sadie and Anubis are left alone bored one day. With the Feather of Truth, they start a game of Truth or Dare. Needless to say, Sadie ends up regretting it, while Anubis is, to her mind, as infuriating as ever. One-shot.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
Learn by pajamasecrets reviews
Anubis shows Sadie what he's learned about modern courtship rituals.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
Bad ideas by FireyFreedom reviews
Alex does something stupid, which leads to him limping home barefoot... who should see him but Yassen. No longer a one shot Yassen/Alex Ideas of bad ideas welcome and needed!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,079 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 7,906 - Follows: 1,223 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Alex Rider: Contamination by Edna Baudelaire reviews
Rewrite of my old story. New and improved! Alex/OC. Alex and Annabelle must partner up to stop TwistMist Co. before they contaminate the world, with some humour and romance thrown in :D And a lot of adventure!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,880 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Alex R./Cub
A Strange Sort of Tenderness by trichgirl03 reviews
In one fluid motion Yassen had him on his stomach, knee pressed hard against his back, pinning him down. Alex's head throbbed nauseatingly and he tasted blood. "If you disobey me I will have to hurt you," Yassen said quietly. Rating will change. Slash M/M
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Thlipsis by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
YG/AR Kidnapped by Yassen and raised by Scorpia, Alex Rider is the world's youngest assassin. When a mission takes an unexpected turn, MI6 sends Ian Rider to bring him home. It's kill or be killed, and the time to choose has run out. AU. Slash. Torture
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,534 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
The Life and Times of One Alex Rider by ikot-ikot reviews
"Carnal Embrace". Well, for Alex it was just like any other, typical weekend with the K-Unit. Just like your everyday teenager, Alex gets his daily dose of new discoveries and awkward moments. Light slash between Eagle/Snake as requested.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,566 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
The Abyss of Revenge by Anne Phoenix reviews
Final part in the Blood & Fire arc. Having once again escaped Scorpia, Alex finds himself in a different sort of trouble. But if Alex is going down, he's determined on taking everyone with him.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,695 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Collection by Emmy-loo reviews
A series of 100 unrelated drabbles, all exactly 100 words. Including all characters, eras and genres.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009
I'm In Your Pants by ovolamp reviews
Set in lovergirl85's KidLifeBadDream/KidLifeNightmare Universe :: Kae was less than impressed with Wolf’s strictly ‘no anything’ policy when it came to relationships – so, naturally, she did something about it.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Taste of Chocolate Chips by Emmy-loo reviews
A baking disaster can have consequences that reach far beyond the kitchen, as Ian Rider discovers.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
A Simple Question by Emmy-loo reviews
Ian has but one question for his captor. Written for The Firm's June prompt challenges.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Cross my Heart by Nylah reviews
When Alex is sent to protect a young physicist, he realizes she could be the catalyst to change his life. But can he really escape the world of espionage and live a normal life? Romance for people who don't like romance! Written in response to a challenge
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Corruption by Castaway5 reviews
The MI6 is corrupt. This was written for the Firm's prompt shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Don't Fear the Reaper by Emmy-loo reviews
He hadn't expected it to end this way. But Alex Rider has become accustomed to expecting the unexpected. Written for The Firm's April prompt challenge.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Of Words and Hearts by Nyxelestia reviews
Ian's life depends on him keeping a tight leash on his emotions. But maybe a little dancing would be worth enough to let it go. Companion piece to Dancing Sorrows, in Ian's POV. Jack/Ian
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Deception by Nylah reviews
Sequel to 'Conscience'. There's not much a real spy won't do to achieve his goal. But how much of a real spy is Alex when the people he is supposed to spy on seem nice? How can you be friends with someone you know you'll betray in the end?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,322 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Repercussions by Emmy-loo reviews
Alex Rider wants desperately to be normal. But when his class witnesses something they shouldn't, he has to deal with the consequences as well as prepare for a major storm that's brewing.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,344 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Crowning Moment by amitai reviews
Written for a prompt - 'Alex meets the Queen'. At the end of an unusual assignment, Alex gets slightly more of a reward than normal.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/1/2009
Undercover by freakily obsessed Yassen fan reviews
This is a sort of follow-up from Lonely. Yassen meets a girl for one night, then discovers she works for MI6 when she's sent on a mission into SCORPIA. Worse, he find himself falling for her, but who does he owe more to? SCORPIA, or Kerryn? R&R please!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,243 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
The People He Loved by MissMoony7575 reviews
After Yassen survives the crash, he finds himself acting as a father to a girl. In a single moment of madness, he's back in the world he thought he'd left behind - and he's dragged Alex back in as well. Post Snakehead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,825 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Tuesdays by Emmy-loo reviews
A what-if story. Alex Rider dies in a 'tragic accident'. One Shot. EDITED
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
To Warm a Frozen Soul by Wynjamor reviews
Yassen effects a successful rescue, but where does that leave him with the girl? Angst!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,184 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006
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Bad At Adulting But Good At Other Things
Yassen Gregorovich normally didn't tolerate insolence or a poor job. But there was something endearing in the way the girl tried to act adult, but clearly failed (she still found time to make dirty jokes, though). She was bad at adulting but he could overlook the fault for other things, such as the way her lips felt against his…Or maybe he was just growing soft and stupid. A SERIES
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,930 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 9/2 - Yassen G.
Alex Rider Ultimate Timeline
All events of the Alex Rider books, but on a timeline with a rough approximation of date. Not completed yet, will be updated as the books go along. This is the 1995 version, meaning Alex was born in 1995 but if you believe in the 1987 version, this timeline can be translated over to fit that as well. All credit goes to sources (listed). As accurate as possible. Comments welcome.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5 - Alex R./Cub, Helen R., Ian R., Jack S.
It's A Girl! reviews
Ian Rider is not a family man. Nor one of sentimentality. But when John and Helen die, he is forced to take custody of his last living blood relative-his niece, Sasha. He doesn't have many soft spots, but one of them is her. Determined to shield her from the dangerous world of espionage by training her, will he turn her into the very thing he swore he would protect her from? AU.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 8/31 - Alex R./Cub, Helen R., Ian R., John R.
My Favorite Mistake reviews
Thrown into the world of espionage once more, Alex Rider has a new partner and unexpected ally in this world of shadows, mystery, murder, and betrayal. When your friends aren't really your friends and your enemies aren't really your enemies. Deeper summary inside. Original character. Rated T.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 2/14 - A. Blunt, Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones, Tom H.
Snowball Effect
Snowball Effect: A situation in which something increases in size or importance at a faster rate. It started with finding Ian and Jack doing some very questionable acts and ended up with Alex in the hospital. AU. OOC. FAMILY. ONE-SHOT FOR NOW.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R., Jack S., Tom H. - Complete
Alex, Meet Alex reviews
Alex Rider watches the Stormbreaker film with me. He is not pleased. (Phyll-and-doll already did a criticism of the film. This criticism will have the tone of Cinema Sins and much of what phyll-and-doll commented will be what I criticize, but with Alex). If you don't like people's opinions and general pissiness, this isn't for you. Alex will be answering questions and comments.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 8/27 - A. Blunt, Alex R./Cub, Jack S., Sabina P.
Cold Cell 92
Alex wakes up in a cell with only the clothes on his back, a broken arm and a girl named Sarah. He has no recollection of how he got there or why he's there."The Surgeon" is his only clue to what's going on. And The Surgeon has anything but good intents for him. Alex is a subject of fascination to him; a freak of nature. And he will go very far to see what makes Alex so special...
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,101 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P.
What Cannot Be Forgotten reviews
"You're not my father," Adele said, shaking her head softly. "And you'll never be." Sebastian's mouth turned up in a cruel smile. "One day, you will learn to accept me. One day, the world will burn and I will be all you have left." "When pigs fly." Clary and Sebastian had a daughter, Adele. Raised by Jace Wayland, she believed her parents were dead. Turns out she was wrong...HIATUS
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 1/21 - Jace W., Magnus B., Simon L., Sebastian V.
Goverment Issue Blackmail reviews
Kidnapped and smuggled back into Britain, it appears that Blunt has managed to weasel his way back into MI6. Good news for him, but bad news for a certain Alex Rider...When Blunt tries to blackmail Alex into working for MI6 again, Alex resists. Will he be forced back into the world of espionage, or will he have gotten older, smarter, and if possible, even more sarcastic? ON HIATUS.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,024 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/13/2018 - Published: 9/19/2017 - A. Blunt, Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones, Sabina P.
Alex Is In The Hospital reviews
He woke up in a cell with a small lump underneath the skin of his forearm. Thrown back into the word of espionage once again, the stakes have been raised. MI6 has lost contact with him. In a secluded hospital seemingly in the middle of nowhere, Alex is on his own. A two-month rest period gone wrong, he is forced to play this dangerous cat and mouse game all by himself. ON HIATUS.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,966 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/28/2018 - Published: 9/17/2017 - A. Blunt, Alex R./Cub, Jack S., Mrs. T. Jones