Hello, how are you? Good? Well that's nice to know.

Now a warning about me, I tend to write well in one-shots, but the second you start making deadlines my creativity jumps ship. This is why I have dozens of short one shots on my computer, but most haven't been put up yet and whenever I do put a few up I seem to put up quite a few . . . and then disappear for weeks.

If you're reading this because of my Discworld stuff then I am really sorry about how long my "Something" series is taking, but as I said above, I had to change my focus, so I am truly sorry, but the rest should be up in the next few weeks. (She said several months ago . . . oops)

If you're reading this because of my Merlin stuff . . . then I don't know what to say as I don't really have to apologise to you (yet). I love most of the characters in Merlin, with only a few exceptions:
-Uther (Because he's a psychopath)
-Lancelot (Because he's a needy wimp)
-Modred (Because he is creepy and looks [creepily] like my little brother which makes thinking of him as evil uncomfortable, especially as so far he hasn't gone overboard with the evil, but I know he will!)
As you may be able to tell - I don't have much patience for people, I blame my little brother for this.

I think that Rory (from Dr Who) and Sir Leon (from Merlin) should meet and compare notes, because seriously is there any other character who has died (or almost died) as many times as this pair (most only manage it the once.)

BEWARE

SPOILERS

Times Rory has died so far;
-Was killed in the episode "Amy's Choice", during the dream
-Was killed by Restac the Reptillian Earthling in "The Hungry Earth, Cold Blood" and then was wiped from existence by the crack in time
-Canton pretended to kill him in "Day of the Moon"
-Rory is whacked into the sea and drowns in "The Black Spot"
-Amy finds a Rory Skeleton in the episode "The Doctor's Wife"

Times Sir Leon has almost died;
-Was in the force that went up against Kilgarrah
-Fought against Morganna's skeleton warriors
-Was in a patrol that was slaughtered by Cenred's men but was saved by the druids
-Was in another patrol found by Cenred's immortal army and having decided that discretion is the greater part of valour, ran for it.

A bit more about me.
I'm a teenage girl who at this time is taking a year out before going to Uni. Which is all kinds of scary.
I live in the Highlands of Scotland and yes it's gorgeous and yes Nessie is as real as the Haggis monster (which young men of Scotland hunt as a way of proving themselves to their beloveds, while wearing kilts and only saying "Och aye the noo").
If I write "jamp" instead of jumped, I'm sorry, it's a local colloquialism . . . and it makes much more sense.