Yes, hello to everyone whom is currently reading this. As my pen name clearly states, I am Youkoma-Inari.

I was first introduced to this site by a friend, whom was planning on creating a crossover series which included herself as Ulquiorra's romantic interest, and thus gave me the link to view her work. But that was a few years ago...

I have now found a much better use for this site as I have begun exploring its stories, always finding interesting and amazing tales written by people around the globe, which has fueled me to keep reading. Yet, I have gone past that phase, and now have my own interest in typing my own fanfictions.

Although I hope my works will be great and entertaining enough to, if I'm fortunate, gather a following, I know that may not be the cause and some of them may not be very well liked. Therefore, to those whom found my works disapproving, please tell me what you found to your displasure so I may be able to improve and become better. I also accept any suggestions, and am actually hopeful to see my inbox full of them.

Unnecessary flaming and foolish/idiotic suggestions shall be used to keep my fireplace lit.

Therefore, I thank everyone whom is currently viewing this message, and I hope they may support me in the future:

Youkoma Inari

Quotes of Awesome

"That was so bad I think you gave me cancer!" Calculon - Futurama

"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm." Winston Churchill

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing can annoy them more."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: ‘Cover for me.’ Number 2: ‘Oh, good idea, Boss!’ Number 3: ‘It was like that when I got here.’” Homer Simpson

"Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." Carl Zwanzig

"The object of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his." General George S. Patton

“There’s only two men I trust. One of ‘em’s me, the other one’s not you” Cameron Poe - Con Air

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." George W. Bush

"That's what the Internet is for! Slandering others anonymously."

"If at first you don't succeed, deny that you were really trying in the first place."

"If you get glitter on you prepare to have it on you forever, because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." Dimitri Martin

"Keep your expectations low. If you expect a kick in the balls, but get a slap in the face, then it's a victory."

"I've got half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees."

"You never want to be in a fair fight if an unfair fight is an option." Forrest Griffin

"Cheating: The Plan B of winners for over 2000 years."

"The thing you should be thinking about isn't whether or not I can actually kill you with the nail clippers, it should be the fact that whether I can or not is irrelevant. No matter if I can or not, you know full well that I'm going to try, and that more than anything else should scare the hell out of you for more than one reason and answer your question right there."

"And that's the moral of the story. Some niggas need to go jail! I may be in hell, but at least I ain't in jail, nigga! (laughs maniacally)" Colonel H. Stinkmeaner

"We are not retreating -- We are advancing in another direction." General Douglas MacArthur

"Bullets... my only weakness. How did you know?" Officer Palumbo - Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life."

"Nope, no matter how bad things seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it, Nancy. Quit yer bitching."

"I have a first place ribbon in doing nothing, it's the same color as last place... It's purple."

"Women are like Voltron, the more you hook up the better it gets."

"There's no 'I' in team." "Oh yeah! Well there's no "you" in "team" either! So I guess if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the goddamn team. This team sucks!"

The ENTIRE series of Red vs. Blue

"Now, we must kung-fu fight!" "...Is he talking to a cat?" -Naruto, from Nin Tech

Current Works

None at the moment

Discontinued Works:

Phantasy Star Online: Where Eternal Lies: ((Reason)) Lack of interest, lack of reviews.

Whirlpool Fantasia ((Reason)) Lack of reviews, Plot snag

Challenges:

None available at the moment