This profile is under construction*

Do you have a mary sue? Find out, and google MARY SUE LITMUS TEST. Or else.

Code Name: Dzhyem. Well, you can call me Dzhyem, Johanna, or T.A.P! (stands for Totally Awesome Person!)

deep breath* okay. I like pizza and macaroni and drawing and writing well actually I love writing and I love reading and wasting time and laughing with my friends and I love NaNoWRiMo and sugar and candy and school is okay but stupid and I call everything I don’t like a whole lot stupid and then I like being weird and insane and crazy and... *gasps*

Okay. There we go. Something about myself.

I write just about anything. You know? Naw- anyway, Have any of you ever heard of inkpop? Yes? No? Okay. Google works really well for a whole range of things- including NaNoWriMo (hint hint)

Favorites:

Food- Well, there’s candy then there’s food. For food, I would pick a whole category, like Mexican. Yeah, definitely unspicy Mexican food.

Candy- TWIZZLERS!!!!

Music- Okay. You’re going to think I live under a rock now but… I don’t really listen to music… yeah, sorta sad I know. Except for AVPM and AVPS. THOSE ARE AWESOME! I MEAN, TOTALLY AWESOME!

Movies- Alice in Wonderland (2010), most of the old Disney stuff (such as Bambi, and Aladin) and the Pirates of the Carribbean: Curse of the black Pearl. Not the other two (three?) and Harry Potter 6 + 7, not 6 as much, and most Pixar movies. And have you seen 9? I want to see 9.

Sports- SOCCER ALL THE WAY! Soccer is amazing, and I play it, and I love it!

Sports to watch- None. I don’t like watching sports.

Color- Yellow, banana yellow!

Write- Almost anything. I will write almost anything, but I prefer to write my first person as a female MC, but I’m beginning to branch out. I think. Um.

BOOKS- The Book Thief, Chaos Walking series, HP, the Gammage Cup, anything by Jodi Picoult,

General- Pizza is good. It’s comfortable and familiar. Chocolate Ice cream, and gelato. I tried gymnastics for a few years, but eventually quit, favoring SOCCER over gymnastics. I’m in eighth grade, so that makes me thirteen, and I’m short. Yeah. Very short. Did you know it’s annoying being so short? I’ve thought of it several times, but nevertheless, I like it. Being short you end up always looking up at people, and they’re always looking down on you. I’m not sure if this belongs in favorites or dislikes…

Hates/Dislikes:

A lot of things. People, but only occasionally, crowds, but that goes for most of the time. I don’t like getting hurt, but that’s a given.
Not too much, I suppose. So actually, not a lot of things.

quotes are cool. quotes are fun. especially from AVPM...

"Hufflepuffs are particularily good finders!"
"What the hell is a Huffle puff?!"

"Draco, you're such a coward. Ten points from Gryffindor!"

"What the devil is going on here?"

"That's Absuuurd."

Anything Else:

MACADOODLES IS AWESOME!!