Gender( it's a concept defined by chromosomes, hormones and a sense of self apparently): Male

Dream: To reach Immortality and Live Forever, or Die trying, I'll probably die trying though.

A government is like the mafia, only nicer: they ask money, grant protection, and may give you some work, but piss them off and they'll come after you.

the meaning of life is fate: because fate is a combination of our individual actions in the past and present(including the actions of butterflies worldwide) that will affect our future and give our lives a meaning.

A dog relies mainly on scent and hearing whereas humans rely mainly on sight, this means that there is a difference in how they perceive the world and thus, is proof that reality is relative(all hail Albert Einstein).

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?

Epicurius 341 BCE – 270 BCE

Some of my "friends"(read "flesh-bags that I talk to") think that I'll go to Hell when i die, I don't care, most of them already owe me their souls one way or another.

I can see both the future and dead people at the same time whenever i walk across the street, what? they will be dead in the future anyway.

Chaos and Order cannot and will not exist without each other, if this would happen they would spawn each other, or lose their very definition, causing extreme amounts of Chaos following a logical pattern, and thus, Order.

People say that God is everywhere, i find myself wondering what he is doing in the darkroom of a gaybar.

It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you, unfortunately, someone always is

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

Communism can't be achieved by humans, we're too greedy for it to work, ever.

if we want true gender-equality humanity will need time, a shtload of genetic modification, and new religions.

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

I'm not prejudiced. I dislike everyone equally.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

Join the Army! Travel the World! Meet lots of Interesting People! kill them.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them as much(addendum, always have a backup plan by which to remove threats to your person).

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.

I've seen sanity, it bores me.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent(nor with a fool, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience).

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Good Quote(Morrowind):

"Each Event is Preceded by Prophesy. But without the

hero, there is no Event."

Zurin Arctus the Underking

the sin of Sloth is a twin to the virtue of Patience

1337... you see "leet" i see the year that the 100 year war between England and France started(which wasn't 100 years but rather 116 but we call it the 100 years war anyway because the 116 war wouldn't sound Badass enough)

please try not to post "if you don't do this (some unknown creature with a sad history) will appear in your room at night, years of merging with fungi has made my walls alive, the poor souls won't survive it it being in my walls, ceiling, floor and the air, do not tempt it, for your flesh is both tender and tasty, and it enjoys the taste of ectoplasma.

even if it works all i have to say is: Death awaits us All, No point in running from the oldest companion of humanity... make that second-oldest: there is always The miracle of life(also known as reproduction)

Titles are for those that need them to cover up for their insecurities, don't brag , keep your nicks simple, and make people respect it.