Heeheehee...I think that I'm going through an Akatsuki phase now. i

I'm sad right now. I keep meaning to write another thing but all my ideas sound weird when they get put on paper. There are definitely (hopefully) people out there who can identify with me. I hope that all of you who have that problem never have that happen to you too much in your life. That problem could be useful some day, if you get captured by bad people and they want you to write something that will change the world for the worse but what's the likelihood of that happening? Hahahahaha! I hope I haven't jinxed anyone.

Writing fanfiction used to be on my bucket list. I used to want to write one and then I went and wrote two. I will make it three more so that I have something do accomplish!

Copy and Paste stuff. I have a lot.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile (even i question it)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off (well, i wouldn't be laughing I would be crying and screaming while they all turned blue)

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile (my friends and i make a game of trying to figure out what we were talking about to begin with. so does my teacher who has ADHD)

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

You know that a broken leg means that you could have gotten a broken neck, right? Right?

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 that don't, copy this to your profile.

If you constantly say you're going to do various things, but never actually get around to doing it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/spade/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile. my little brother...you are SO going to get it one day

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

92 of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 who would be watching and laughing and add ur name to this list. XxcrimsonxgothicxtidexX, kunoichixakura,cherryblossom429,colourfulgurl, Skye Sasuke, Rayen 'Tora' King, JackSpicerRules, Ravena Felidae, jasmineflowr19876, harisunbird092,

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random qoutes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now, and can't get them out of your head, then repost this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.

This is freaky as anything...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll kick yourself later.) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions you'll be surprised! We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. Some of the things are freakily true, but if you sit down and think about it, most of the answers are right because the way the questions are set up. The human mind of everyone, really, it works in similar ways.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fan fictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea what’s going on, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, shadow of the abyss, Narora, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, Pendragon1, harisunbird092,

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, Pendragon1, harisunbird092

If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump!

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.and _\/ looks kinda like deidara!

If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

BANANA PHONE! HA.HA.HAHA! post this on your profile if you are extremely random

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. And since it's Lent right now I have to SUFFER

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. ("This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing, not knowing what it was, then they kept on singing it forever just because..." -_-)

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment. SASORI AS A LITTLE KID EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

Oh well… I already knew I was an Idiot .!

5 Truths of life:

1. You can kiss your elbow

2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again

3. You think you're so smart

4. The fact is that that is a lie

5. You are now trying to kiss your elbow

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.- unknown

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 4 to stick up you middle finger to tell somebody to bite me. (it also only takes four to slap someone across the face)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm the girl that when my feet touch the ground in the morning the devil says; "OH CRAP SHE'S UP!"

If you believe the characters from Naruto in your head are real, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe the characters are real permanently, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

(mwahaha) If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. XD! (browsing profiles)

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later
with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank,
Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie kindalkiddwashere AkatsukiFreak31, Lady Yuuki,deixsaso, obsidianLight16, harisunbird092,

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person,
"What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,
Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, BluCmonkE, Lifeless Heartless, Lady Yuuki,deixsaso, obsidianLight16, harisunbird092,

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Animefangirlforever, Rethira, BluCmonkE, Lady Yuuki,deixsaso, obsidianLight16, harisunbird092,

'Dream as if you’ll live forever…

'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and
paste this into your profile (that actually happened to me when i rammed myself into an automatic door because i'm just too trusting and innocent-ish! I SWEAR THE SECURITY GUARD STEPPED AWAY FROM ME. I FAILED SO BADLY THAT DAY)

Chu!

Remember when:
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
and when dRaMa was someone StEaLiNg your cRaYoNs?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

Make your ninja name from the following alphabet:

A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J-zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O-mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T-chi U- do V- ru W-mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi

After you finish, post it in a new bulletin with your name ...

Amaris- Karinkashikiari
April - Kanoshikita
Jude - Zudoteku
Keith - Mekukichiri
valerie ruka taku shikiku (say that 3 times fast!)
Mike - Rin Kimeku
murphy- Rin doshino rifu
logan - Tamojikato Takuku Rimotarinkuari!
Miss Lady Annik- Mikashimotakitoku Takuritakiku Tadotozikushi (awesome.. I can't say my own name!)
Tomaz - Chimorinkazi
Lidija - Takitekizuka (hehe)
Christian Storm- Mirishikiarichikikato Arichimoshirin !!yes!!
Aaron - Kakashimoto - great, my name sounds like a fecal Motorola commercial...
Mike- Rinkimeku- ricky makes who?
Lara Takashika Zukutatakulukudokitataku!!... I like it!
meg - rinkuji the eliminator!
Kyja- Mefuzuka Mekitoji ...mmmmm, delicious
Felix- Lukutakina (dammit, I'm a girl!!)
Zack- Zikamemi
Brian- Zushikikato
Erin-kushikito ( thats pretty hot)
Tony-Chimotofu
KELSEY- MEKUTAARIKUFU
karrah- mekashishikari zushikikatoto. woooo.
Vanessa- Rukatokuariarika Arichikikushi. yus sir
Codey- Mimotekufu Zumotachiku
Karlee- mekashitakuku
Alisha-katakiaririka
Eric- Kushikimi
Charlie-mirikanotakiku
Mario-Rinkashikimo
Emily Rota- Kurinkitafu Shimochika...i like it muy macho!
Laura Jopp - Takadoshika Zumomono haha i love it
Hannah Rikatotokari
Steph - Arichikunori
Ruth-Shidochiri
Matt- Rinkachichi
Ashley- Kaariritakufu
Aradia- Kashikatekika
Kim- Mekirin
Jet- Zukuchi...I sound like a type of food...
Bella- Zukutataka...Ha ha ha! I sound funny!_
Angie-Katojiriku...It sounds like a mix of a guy and girl's name...
Jenna-Zukutotoka
Dzamira= Tezikarinkishika...sounds like a type of sushi or sumthin...
April- kanoshikita
Emily-Kurinkitafu
Sarah-Arikashikari
Steven-Arichikurukuto(me:that sounds awsome!!)
Lauren Smith-Takadoshikuto Aririnkichiri (me: Wow...ummm...lol)
Eden- Kutekuto
Olivia-Motakirukika
and StarWarsAddi is...Dun Dun Dun...: ArichikashiMeikashiariKateteki (Say THAT 5 times fast!! LOL)
Jessi - Zukuariariki Meikuzuzukushi interesting...
Heather -Rikukachirikushi
Shadow-Rikukachirikushi Tafufuto
Kaila-Mekakikata Rinkashikiku Nokukashiarimotowicked!
Billy mcnamara=zukitatafu rinmotokarinkashika
madison-rinkatekiarimoto

Kathleen- mekachiritakukuto (awesome)

Michaela- rinkimiri kakutaka... kakutaka sounds funny. _."

Megan- Rinku-jiketo (Ooh, fancy!)

Tiffany- Chikilulukatofu (lolwut?)

Lala girl in lalaland- takataka jikishita kato takatakatakatote (... WTF!! That is one handful!! it sounds Indian...XD)

Cheyenne Wicke( eternal nekomata)-mirikufukutotoku meikimimeku ( um)

Bridget: (Yuki from Atama Ga Kuru Teru) Zushikitejikuchi (OMG i just had an epiphany! my name sounds like some fancy Japanese drug company! XD

Kathryn Claeys (Aurora): Mekachirifuto Mitakakufuari (Kadoshikeka)...-o geeze...i cant even read my own name...0-o...lol talk about a mouth full-

Kira Womack- Mekishika Meimorinkamemi Er- my first name is a...guys???? (lol although it also sounds like some sort of chant...can't procounce my last name haha v)

(figure out my name): Tokimimotaku it sounds so cute!

Akatsukicons!

Itachi: -/ \-

Deidara: o\/

Zetsu: \o.o/

Tobi: @

Sasori: -.-

Kisame: =0_o=

Hidan: o.o

Kakuzu: --_--

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!

If you believe in God, copy and paste this onto your profile...do it, He's counting on you! WWJD!

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT ITACHI IS NOT DEAD, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE!!

If you think Itachi should tell Sasuke to "quit being a wussy", copy and paste this into your profile.lol

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

Yes, I have a bit of a thing with Naruto v (with the series, the character...not so much)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

--If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

this is so sad...

I am the girl that was kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who has nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple that had the reolter hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed even visit the child I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support to turn too because I am a male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection towards other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who wanted to teach gym until some one told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with the society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors on my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

I hate they way people judge others. It's not right! Gays and transsexuals are people like everyone else!

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

COME TO MY PARTY!

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
There will b a DJ , I'm throwing a party... everyone is invited!

So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin first.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...

REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."

Repost as COME TO MY PARTY!

:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"
7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
8) Dont use any punctuation
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk .
10) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer.
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day .
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
16) Have you co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17) WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON! I WON!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!"
19) Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20) paste this on your profile, it's called therapy.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. - unknown :D

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

- When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. -XD Wow.

Why America has some issues...

1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers,large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

Caution, water on road during rain

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

Being a writer gives you the chance to be the dictator of your own imaginary world.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

I plead temporary insanity.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your

If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...'

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

I like you, you shall be aloud to live another 7 minuties.

Friends are like potatoes…if you eat them…they DIE

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead. (Rofl)

Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?

you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

I keep meaning to put author's notes in my stories but I can never pull up enough motivation to do that. I need motivation. I need sleep. I need food. I desperately want/need water right now. I also should probably pack my bag. And study for that test tomorrow...

I WILL post more stories. There will be more weird...things for you people to read. Should they even be called stories? After all, isn't fanficton.net just a place for us to...to...I don't know. Vent our imaginations. I can't describe things to save my life. And my stories are really weird, so yeah! Maybe I should try to write crack. That would be fun. But I WILL post more weird thingies!