NAME:

Zoë (pronounced Zoe-ee)

CURRENT STATUS: READING THE RED PYRAMID BY R. RIORDAN

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SILENCE IS GOLDEN.

DUCKTAPE IS SILVER.

COPY & PASTES

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If you've read more books than you can count and remember every single one, copy this to your profile.

If you love the smell of books, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you know a person who has cancer..copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have wings and can fly because of your imagination.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile. [WHOOO! CRAZY PPL ROCK!]

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! [Being insane is fun.]

If you are guilty of sometimes using a British accent, even if you're not British, copy this onto your profile. (all the time around people who don't know me =P )

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

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If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

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If you are strangely obsessed with these copy-paste things, copy and past this into your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up stairs, copy this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (WHOOO-HOOO!!!! :P)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you are against abortion, copy this on your profile.

If you think teen drinking is stupid, copy this on your profile.

If you like to run through the halls, singing Christmas carols in July, copy this to your profile.

If you sing in the shower, copy this to your profile

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. If you agree copy this on your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If youve ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile. (AMEN, SISTA!)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you're defying gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

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I you always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile (you don't wanna hear that story).

If you only like to copy but hate pasting, copy this but don't paste it into your profile

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you are obsessively, uncontrollably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile. (YES YES YES!!)

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

if you've ever started sobbing for no reason copy this to your profile.

When I read Maximum Ride I wanted to kill Fang for not kissing Max sooner. I mean, COME ON ALREADY!

If you celebrate Christmas in July, but still celebrate Christmas in December, copy and paste this to your profile.