NEWS:

don't send e-mails to the e-mail i have my account set at! if you wan't to send me an e-mail, send it to: Kittycat@csonline.net

I'm extremely upset! every sing;e one of my stories that i ever posted here just got banned for "improper grammer"

wich is completly untrue. i think i'll sue them! I'LL SUIE THEM ALL! I WON"T REST UNTILL I'M LAUGHING AT THERE COLD UNMOVING BODIES! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE! MY VENGANCE WILL BE SWEET! I'm sorry, i'm a vary vindictive person. i'm afraid i will not be posting any new stories ever, and since all my stories were banned, i can no longer update them. perhaps somday, after much greaf over my work, i will return, but untill then, fairwell.

"no one knows the pain of losing everything, of no longer having anything to call your own. all things in this world are unfair, things come, things go, people die, and new life in born. we are all but one speck, one dot in this world. we are nothing. alone we can not make any diferance, we can not acomplish anything. but united, we can do any thing. together, there is no mountain we can not climb, no wall of slavery we can not tare down. to many times do we take things forgranted, and we never realise how much we charish these things untill after there gone. some people care about no one, no one but themselves and there mony, but me, i care. i hope that someday, some how, the future will be better for all of us, and we can all stand together, fight for what is right, and start over anew." -a friend of mine, who will never be forgotten

yes! to celebrate 23 people adding me to there author alert list :jumps up and down: i decided to post this little summery long before i post the story.

Only time will tell 3:camping maddness: gonre: humor/humor rating: pg 13 for some blood covored violance, mild bad language, and parodies (lol) summery: the titans were just sitting around when it happened: may took them camping. now everything is all jacked up, between starfire getting chased through the woods by sworms of crows(birds), raven getting fallowed by crazed little blue-tinted kids trying to kill her(the grudge), robin falling into an anciant egyption tomb reading a gold book and getting chased by a mummy(the mummy), cyborg finding out he can control CATS(willard), and may finding a glass house she finds out is haunted with the 12 ghosts of the dark zodiak(thirt13en ghosts) and then getting chased by a crazy guy with a hook she soposedly tried to kill LAST SUMMER( i know what you did last summer) they have allot of problems on there hands. what will they do? how will they do it? why am i asking you? find out when it gets posted!

HEEEEEEE! i got a great idea for a story in a dream i had last night. ok, ok, here we go. the titans get lost searching for a villian, and end up in my back yard. I try to get them back home,(and they recognise me from "STRANDED" and are hesitant) but i decide not to, but i don't tell them that. i introduce them to the insane idiots i call my friends, and we terrorise them until they run away. it doesn't sound good now, but once it's actually writen you guys will LOVE ITTTTT! if you wan't to be in it, review for it when it gets posted!(you thought a was gonna say to e-mail me didn't cha?) it's all funny, nothing else.

ok, ok, not fic related news here. i started my "THE WORLD IN MY EYES" porjekt. heres the thing, this projekt is where i send e-mails, each with a differant topic, to you, most are humorous. you send in a response, and i record it. i'm colekting the data so i can see how differant people reakt to others own personal opinions. in other words, i send you jokes and comics, and you tell me what you think. if you would like to be a part of "THE WORLD THROUGH MY EYES" please e-mail me saying so, and i'll put you onto my list. thanks for your help!

ohhh, i'm baa-aaack! i say it like this becouse iim working on a Horror zim fic! it has gore, blood shed, and lots of people dieing, also, a cripling desease, dib going horribly insane, zim concoring earth(almost), a serious gir, and Gaz becomeing a merderer. it's going to be posted soon, it's going to be a serious fic that i'm actually putting allot of work into, so i hope everyone will enjoy it! p.s: there isn't any humor in the fic at all. diferant from my usual style, but eh, we can't always stick to one thing ;D

EEEP! i'm terribly sick! my throught is infected, and i can't breathe though my nose!i keep hacking up flem in a bucket too, wich is extremly gross. i need to take a nap and have some medicine, or i'll be sick come monday and miss school. :sarcastic: boy, wouldn't want that now would we ;) ?

WAAAAAAAAAA! fuzzhead was banned... oh well, i'm over it! in turn, this october, i'm posting a halloween fosters fic, but i won't be updateing anything till then, one: my accounts locked, and two: i started school the 21st. it sucks. i got the idea for my halloween fic "the monster mash!" in "lazy eye Larimers" scocial studies class. my older sister told me about her and her dead eye, though i havent really paid enough attension to see it for myself. well, it's 3 am here, i haven't been to sleep, and i have my third day of school to go to in the morning! bye, i'll update come this october!

"Terrance wasn’t really trick ‘O’ treating, more like scaring little kids and stealing there stuff. He stuffed his last three waffles into his mouth at once, and put his dishes in the sink. He couldn’t wait to stuff his face full of shogar coated shogar. He imagined a pile of candy that reached the sky. Of course, this day dreaming was interrupted by him getting pumled by a croud of ongoing friends, one of wich, was Coco, who stepped on him a couple more times, recalling the mall incident when he kept saying she was “broke”." - THE MONSTER MASH! chapter one, paragraph 3, i think.

I'm going to make a new Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends Fic soon, it's mostly about Bloo and a Fan Charaktor i Made called Shin'ichi. she was origanally going to be in a comic i've been working on, but i got board with it so, now shes a fan charaktor. the fic is going to be called "Love Struck Bloo" i think youl know what it's about ;) i know this many fics may be hard to jougle all at once, but when i get a good idea, i have to post it right away, or i lose interest in it and never write it. hope ya like it!

House Party Merder is getting posted today, so read it please! it is a good story, i hope you enjoy it. if i don't get enough reviews, or to many people say they don't like it, or it doesn't get any reviews after awhile, i'm deleting it, so review please!

I'm posting a new story tomaro, as soon as my acount is unlooked. scroll down twords the bottom to see a summery. it's called "House Party Merder" tell me if a should use it. it's a teen titans story with danny phantom, Kim possible, Brandy and Mister whiskers, aqua teen hunger force, Lilo and Stitch, time squad, Hamtaro, Poke’mon, sponge bob, Invader Zim, family guy, futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends crossover. allot, i know. lets just hope you, the readers like it!

STRANDED was banned! how sucky is that! I hate it when people put limitations onto your creativity...
ohh, well. less work for me to have to do. an i thought it was a decent story too...
but more importantly, WHO RATTED ME OUT?!? you have to report a user in order for there story to get deleted croekt? i have a good idea, and i'm not allowd to post it. first i will wait until my acount in ulocked, and then i will hunt down that killer death bee. i mean user.

WEEEEEE! my picture of Mayomeyru has been posted, go to to view it!

BIO:

name: none ya!
anitials: B.N.M.
age: 11 3/4( my mother made this for me :D )
hair: dark brown
eye: really dark brown
skin: sickly white
gender: Female, better thean male XD
clothes:dark colored shirt, dark blue jeans
personality: mean to poeple who are mean to me, lazy, strange, weird, socially flushed
grade: 6th
quote: don't know, don't care.
hight: 4 foot 10
hopes to be: a famus aouther and cartoonist
dreams of: being an evil dictator
hobies: writing, drawing, playing games, waching TV
fav band: PuffyAmiYumi
fav song: Planet Tokyo, K2G, Shiawase, boggie woggie #5(Puffy AmiYumi), shiwase, tt theme
colects: poke'mon cards, fancy pencils, hats, books, and dvds

couplings:
ok, first of all, i'd like to tell you what i think about this area of cartoons. some people think that the 2 people in a coupling should have things in commin, but me, i just think that they should actually like eachother. contidering, my older sister is mean, shelfish, loud, lazy, annoying, strange, and unhappy. her fince, on the other hand, is quiet, hard working, sharing, nice, helpfull, and he keeps to himself. but there still getting maried, and they still have a baby coming. they don't always HAVE to be allike, they just have to share the same feling of love. just like me, i'm lazy, annoying, i hord things, i'm selfish, i'm loud, mean, and have barly any maners, but the guy i like is nice, quiet, hard working, smart, and the exact oposet of anoying. wait isn't that just like my sis- a- he- fia- nah! just keep reading! (mumbles)

Teen Titans:

BBRae: gota be one of my favorates. BB is always trying to make her laugh, and to impress her, but shes always mean to him. it's classic, they both like eachother and they know it(nevermore)! ;)

RobStar: you can tell starfire majorly likes robin(date with destany) and that robin likes starfire(sisters)but yet, niether one will say anything. it's realistic, and right.

CyRae: whale i like BBRae better, you can tell they kinda like eachother(car trouble)it just doesn't seem realistic to me, unless someone who BB like more came around :D.

dont like:

BBTerr: i understand BB had more thean just a silly crush on her, but i just don't like them. one: terra was mean, she used them, exploited there weaknesses, and tried to kill them. two: i think terra is ugly, mean and rotten. but defenetly ugly. three: BB deserves better, terra just isn't good enough, in my eyes, and besides, i hate her juts out! XD

CyStar: beh! i just don't like it. i know sometimes it looks like it(deception) but it's just unrialistic to me.

RobRae: EHHH! they just wouldn't be RIGHT! i understant there allike and all, with there mystrioustness and secludedness, but i just think RobStar and BBRae is better.

BBstar: this isn't even hinted in the show(forces of nature) hey! i just aid it wasn't! (sorry...) (but it is)
Terra and anyone: I don't think ANYONE should like Terra, even in the least. what do viewers even find remotely interesting about terra? shes a traitor, and to me, shes forever branded as one!

CyNoone: it's just mean, if you like BBRae, etleast but a fancharaktor in there so hes not left in the dust. you don't even have to put the charaktor in there much, heck, you can kill her off at the end for all I care!

Megas XLR:

heh heh. yeah, i like this show, i only like one coupling though.

Coop Keva: I don't know why, i just could imagine them together. ;)

favs

faveorate show: Teentitans
favorate charaktor: Beast Boy
Favorate coupling: BBRAE
favorate food: shrimp
favorate desert: chakolate covered penut butter eggs
favorate movie: spirited away
favorate saying: if you can't beat em', beat em' up
favorate restarant: Taco bell
favorate ganra: comady
favorate color: duh, black
favorate style of cloths: dark
favorate neopet: Ruki
favorat petpet: Zomutt
favorate animal: cat
favorate "getting out of swim class" excuse: i have an ear infection
favorate eposode of TT: Fear itself
favorate quote BB: "what am i soposed to do make it fly out my" trying to make cy feel better
favorate quote cyborg: mmmm! slopy joes... just like the mad scientist who created me used to make!" undercover mission at the HIVE acandamy
favorate quote raven: "ohh, yeah. a green mongose is really gonna blend in..." when BB volentered to go undercover
Favorate quote Starfire: "yes, inform that large mass of meteal, who is the boss!" chearing cy on
favorate quote Robin: "5 kalometers east, and 2000 kolometers under the serface..." when cy asked where BB was. sorry if i got it wrong...
favorate quote Terra:"good, and greasy..." when cy asked her how it felt to get the last slice of pizza.

more later!

shows i like

(in order)
key:
extra special favorate
only wach it sometimes
#only wach it when it's all thats on

Teen Titans
Invader Zim
fosters home for imaginary friends
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Case Closed (english version)
Hamtaro
Futurama
Family gye
#Sponge Bob Squarepants
#Poke'mon
Inuyasha

shows i hate

Sea lab 2021
brace face
Zenon

Now i leave you with my favorate Puffy song(thats in english that i have on CD)

Planet Tokyo:

The citys spins are weeping and our systems go

Come hitch a ride inside and watch the moon grow

It won't be long before we're up in zero G

Above the atmosphere just you and me and me

Planet Tokyo is a place not very far

In your stereo, it's as close as where you are

On the raido it's a sound that you can see

Planet tokyo is the place you want to be

Tonight

Right

You're looking well but we can tell you need a fix

For something more than just another chick flick

A riff so strong that it belongs deep underground

A beat so sweet it makes you weep when we touch down

Planet Tokyo is a place not very far

In your stereo, it's as close as where you are

On the radio it's a sound that you can see

Planet tokyo is the place you want to be

Tonight

Planet Tokyo is a place not very far

In your stereo, it's as close as where you are

On the radio it's a sound that you can see

Planet tokyo is the place you want to be

Tonight

In your stereo, it's as close as where you are

On the radio it's a sound that you can see

Planet tokyo is the place you want to be

Tonight

Right

Friends Forever:

Just when i thought i had to make it alone
You were right there by my side
Making a stand holding my hand, the way you do
Then to remind me of a "me and you"

When i'm with you all my fear dissappeares
Like if i reach i'll touch the sky
You've got my back, pick up my slack when i can't see
But nothing keeps me up like knowing we'll be

Friends forever
face whatever
friends forever
yay! we never can be torn apart

You and me we are so oddly the same
the way we think, the way we play
Right from the start, so off the chart, about this thing
But we didn't know at first that we were making

Friends forever
bond together
friends forever
yeah! we'll always be there

Oh yes there also can be times that get rough
And all that can be said is "sorry"
That we were wrong and said some meaningless stuff
and we'll go on together through any nasty weather yeah!

Friends forever
bond together
friends forever
face whatever
friends forever
bond together
Friends forever
face whatever
(friends forever)
(bond together)
(friends forever)
(friends forever)

things i despise:

People who use too much chat speak

people who swear allot

people who drink and drive

people who think there better thean everyone else (everyone who goes to my school...)

really girly girls

idiots who always act stupid

pranks at my expence (i'm a capricorn)

bad jokes

people who think "why did the chiken cross the roed" is funny. i mean, is it funny becouse you expekt it to be and it's not, or is it funny becouse it's pointless?

people who constently tell bad jokes

people who think bad jokes are funny

story flamers

people who bully others

people who think bullying is funny

theavs

law brakers

lawer shows

parents who let there kids do whatever they want

over protektive parents

people who don't like to read

people who damage books

football

baseball

people who talk slow and boring

school

mean teachers

bossy adults

people who don't like me

older kids who are mean

flowers

dogs

horses (sorry to horse fans. i don't like many things larger thean me)

neadles (the item, not the person)

blood

chick fliks

tall people

spiders

7th graders & up (they mean to me :( )

thants all for now, i'll put more later!

PLESE CONTINUE...

Funny things I've put in stories :

Why shuld I save the earth, I mean whates the earth ever done for me?-zims last wish

Wrinkled clothes dont need irons, just put theam under a dean kohnts book for acouple of days.-roed to sanity

A girl gave me a funny look today... SO I STEPPED ON HER FOOT!!!!!-gir and the leprican... of DOOM

You think your soo- wait(leavs room and comes back with 2 phone books) ok... You think your SOOOOO cool becouse your taller thean me, BUT WHOS TALLER NOW FRED!!!-Just the way things are

When theres truble you know who to call!
SOME ONE ELSE!-Only Time Will Tell 2

Hey dad i'm gana use the phone.
Dad: well who are you ganna call?
GOHST BUSTERS!!!-quest for MADNESS

Mrs. Hatooooooooooooooooooooski ROCKS!-Only Time Will Tell

Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?-the day demensions colided

I will make this stuffed animal pay... I will do it to hold up my honar! and so i get the 20,000000 dallar reword for his capture...-roed to sanity

The thing about life is... it sucks.live with it.thatle be $20 for the advice.What? advice isn't FREE ya know!!!-Only Time Will Tell 2

Every where you go true joy is a step away... but if every where you go true joy is a step away thean that means true joy is never realy there or here or... UNDER YOUR FEET!!!!!!!-Zims last wish

Why do I have to do the hard part of watching TV?-demension detencion

more to come LOSERS!!!!-the day dementions colided

well, anyways, i'm currently working on the fallowing stories

Teen Titans:

Only Time Will Tell(working on secuil)

house party merder: the titans decide to throw a party to get rid of there boardom. but when someone important gets merdered, they have to figure out who did it out of over 50 cartoon charaktors.( i'm puttingit up as soon as my acout is unlooked)

demension detencion(drafting stage)

Poke'mon:

Quest for MADNESS!!!!(first chap. up when i'm done with the 2 i'm currently working on!)

My Life as a Tenage Robot:

Road to Sanity (Delayed :( !!! )

Invader ZIM:

Gir and the lepricon... OF DOOM!!! (writers block.plese help with e-mails!)

Zims Last Wish (sevirly delayed)

The Day Demensions Colided ( so so. might not get posted.)

A World Of Dreams: I had enough, i wasn't going to stand it any longer. so many years of people calling me insane, and maybe there right, but one thing is for sure: Zim IS an alion. i won't rest untill the world knows, and then they all will be thanking me. i can hear them now...

Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends:

Love Struck Bloo: bloo falls in love with the new girl, and she with him, but then they both get jelous becouse they think they each like diferant people. Talk about Irony ;)

THE MONSTER MASH!: Fosters celebrates halloween, but what happens when Terrance & company crashes the party?

well thats all for now! hope you read theam.. When i'm finully DONE!!! bye bye, rock on, and keep reading!