Hello. This is a cheese eating alien, who will blow up this profile in 5 seconds, after stating these true, and somehow stupid, facts.

This alien's name is Sil. It's pronounced s-eh-l, not s-y-l, as many of you people may think so. Why do you think that Sil is an alien? GRR. Sil is very offended if you don't use her name properly, such as saying, "Sil is a llama eating douchebag." Just so you know, Sil the Alien loves ALL animals, including llamas. However, using her name properly, like in, "Sil writes stories," is acceptable. Sil does like to write stories.

Sil likes Harry Potter, and ships Ha/He. For some reason, Sil will not state why she ships Ha/He, as she knows that someone (cough-humans-cough) will be able to contradict her. Sil also ships D/G, and R/L. That stands for Draco/Ginny, and Ron/Luna, respectively. Sil writes about those sort of pairings. Sil is very happy to take any/all Harry Potter advice that you may give her.

This alien is a writer/illustrator, and collaborates on stories with her best friend, who she will not name as she knows that someone (cough-critics-cough) will insult her story and would not like her friend to be hurt. Sil's best friend, the credit's half yours, half Sil's.

Sil is generally happy, and talks in third person. She enjoys raspberries and throwing pies at people. She also paints rocks, so that they look pretty. Don't judge Sil.

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BOOM! The humans have witnessed Sil's profile being blown up. Sil says goodbye, and hides like a hermit.