(Discontinued. Only reason this hasn't been deleted is because I'm a sentimental freak and like to look back on things I wrote when I was 13. Quite frankly it's awful, Stay away!)

What happens when Carlisle and Esme try to get the kids into the holiday spirit? My first fanfic! Rated T just to be safe.

Jasper changes Emmetts Emotions, and decides to see what Edward does! boys will be boys, oh wait Vampires will be Vampires! Was meant to be a one-shot, but not anymore!

It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.

10 years ago Edward left Bella and her life changed for the worse. Now Bella isn't human anymore, what happens when she comes across the Cullens again? Different from most stories.

Bella finally pranked Emmett. EMMETT! What was it? And how will Emmett react. Rated M just incase.

Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB

If you think the Cullens are normal during school, think again! This is what happens when Jasper gets bored, Emmett is deprived, Alice wants to shop and Bella blows up! PostBD Canon-AU Slight-OOCness Canon-Pairing's

The Cullens are back at Forks again. It's been years since they left. Edward braces himself for the thoughts, Emmett is all for pranks, Jasper just wants to get away from the school, while the girls are furious at the girls at school. Post Breaking Dawn..

What happens when everyone's favourite vampires have to go camping? And this time, it's for real

Voila 10 ans que bella est un vampire,10 ans que Victoria l'a attaqué,10ans qu'Edward l'a quitté... Quelle sera sa reaction quand elle reverra par hasard les Cullen? Dsl je suis pas douée pour les resumés... Venez lire ... E/B

The cullens are back in Forks and Emmet makes a bet between Bella and Edward, leading to fun and for all the family. Will the boys or girls win? Will Bella go to prom for the first time since she was changed?

Emmett bets Jasper that Bella can't get Edward to sleep with her within a month, and soon the whole Cullen clan becomes involved. Well...except Edward...

Bella and Edward play Truth or Dare, and it gets out of control. Emmett in the end! Bellas POV. Bella's human and Edwards a vamp. Last Chapter is finally out: I'm really sorry about the unreal amount of time it took.

Alice's little adventures. Set after Breaking Dawn, no crossover; just Alice feeling/being curious.It is more of an exploration- of her-her relationship with Jasper- Jasper too as a person. Starts of with Alice being Alice, but we uncover more about her.

Bella and Edward get in a fight,then Mr. Banners 4th period biology class is going to the Cullen's Family Summer Camp for a month as a group,so Edward and Bella make up,but what trouble will the Cullen's and Hale's get into at a summer camp that they own?

8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!

What will happen when all the Cullens go on vacation to Isle Esme. What happens when the girls and boys get in a fight. How many bad jokes can Emmett make? How much bonding time can Edward take until he cracks? Set after Breaking Dawn. In Alice POV, R&R!

This will be a series of different times Carlisle is asked by Edward to babysit Bella!Hilarity ensues as they have snow ball fights,swim,play bumper cars, and the complete and total unexpected! Carlisle/Bella Friendship.

What happened with Carlisle and Edward before the other family members came along? Warning: Contains slash! And maybe some spoilers!

The girls are out hunting and Carlisle is at work, leaving a full-grown Nessie at home with her dim-wit uncles and dad. what happens when Nessie starts her time of the month with houseful of ignorant male vamps? NO OOC! All vamps Rated T for mild cussing.

It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.

The day Bella went to the Cullens' home for the first time. Starting at Chapter 15 of Twilight from various Cullens' perspectives. This story is the behind the scenes look at the day Bella met the Cullens. What happened where Bella could not see them?

This story takes place a few months after Breaking Dawn ends. This is what I imagine a Cullen family vacation or is it! would be like. Read on for twists, turns and humor, CULLEN STYLE.

This story is about Alice and Jasper's private moments behind the scenes during Breaking Dawn. Much of the story will be Alice and Jasper's dialog, thoughts and activities away from the rest of the Cullen family. Mature themes, over 18 only.

Bella and Carlisle discover a surprising common interest, and Edward attempts to decipher exactly what they’re up to.

Alice finds a list of ways to annoy Edward. How long untill he cracks? To Edward fans- GET OVER IT! It's all in good humor

Now Complete! Post BD. Five happy couples live in the Cullen house. Bella discovers a dirty little secret about the Cullens. Rated M for a series of lemons. If you don't like Bella with anyone but Edward, Don't Read!

Alors qu'Edward et Bella sont fiancés, celui-ci lui à acheté sa voiture "d'avant". Pour une raison qui lui ai propre, elle n'apprécie pas le geste d'Edward ou plutôt le modèle blindé , donc elle décide de se trouver une nouvelle voiture... R : M

Carlisle extends a family invitation to a newly turned Bella.

The Cullens are just moving into Forks everyone stares and gossips but that doesnt mean anything they have Edward as well as Alice. Moving is hard even for HOTT Vampires such as the Cullens. mostly in Jaspers POV rated T just incase.

This one isn't as good as the first one XD By all means, read it; but it degenerates rather rapidly towards the end and I'm rather ashamed of it lol. Do read the first one, though, that one is good!

Carlisle starts a blog. This is the blog.

Ali's,Em's, & B/E's POV for the most part. The Cullens have fun together but drama ensues but will the family stay together? 15-18 Chapters only. Plz Review. Some Lemons and there is a extra chapter at the end with Bella's Transformation. Who changed her?

What will happen when the Cullens dicide to celebrate Christmas for the first time in a few years? Alice is completely in charge. Now complete. Check out my toehr stories.

Bella is not fully satisfied with Edward after she becomes a vampire.She then starts to look else where for release. Very lemony. D\s.Read if you dare my first fan fic.

One year after Bella's transformation in Breaking Dawn. Further adventures of the Cullen family. 2009 Indie TwiFic Nominee for Original Plot Line.

Ok so Emmett has an idea to do wife swap because it's summer and he's bored lol I'm crap at summarys sorry. Erm its set after Eclipse and before Breaking Dawn

*Complete* What started off as a joke turned into the game of a lifetime. Who would survive the questioning and what surprises do the Cullen's have in store for each other? Rated M for language, suggestive themes, ect. Cannon pairings. OOC at times. R&R.

Em and Jazz are about to find out. Eternity is starting to look a lot more attractive through the rosy glow of alcohol, so get ready for insanity, jazz hands, Rocky Balboa and our two favourite vamps. A look at Twilight while ridiculously hung-over.

Bella and the Cullens decide to attend a year at Dartmouth College. The summer/fall after Breaking Dawn.

Stories about how each of the Cullens babysit Bella while Edward hunts. Please R&R!

the title explains it all. Truth or dare with the cullens plus jacob.

Alice et Emmet dans une position difficile...

To keep things interesting, and to keep their life’s from becoming a monotonous bore, the Cullens exchanged mates every once in a while. But life becomes interesting once Bella is changed and is asked to participate. Multiple pairings.

The Younger Cullens play Truth or Dare while Esme and Carlisle are out : R&R!

What happens when you set vampires up on a blind date? Read to find out!

Bella & Emmett have a dare competition....Bella leaves Edward an abusive voicemail....Emmett eats a bomb! Please R&R!

Written before Breaking Dawning came out. Preparations before the wedding, Bella and Edward explore their moral boundaries and talk about the future. Its what I thought would happen...some missing scenes. Fluffyness that is trying to be funny and romantic

Bella learns a suprising fact about Edward's past... Rated T for drug use by a suprising person.

Renesmee needs a sex talk, bad. But can her parents get around to that before Edward kills Jacob? One Shot.

The sequel to Twenty Six. Edward and the Cullens are teaching Bella, a vampire for ten years, how to pretend to be human.

Edward, of course, has gone hunting, and has decided to let her spend the length of his hunting trip with his two brothers, Emmet and Jasper. What will Bella, Jasper, and Emet do together? Will Edward be mad? Alice? Rosalie? Esme? Carlisle? R&R

Who knew our most muscular Cullen kept a pink diary? Too bad the others had to find out. Revenge is sweet, isn't it Emmett? AIM style. First fanfiction.

Sometimes being me is a total mess, sometimes it is simply weird. What I know for sure is that being me is ALWAYS a bit of a challenge. I am Jasper Whitlock. And this is me.

Jasper has a really bad day. He uses hair removal cream in his hair, he's forced to go to depression group sessions and is made fun of by many people. extremely funny. Read and Review.

Alice gets the Cullens and Bella to switch names for a week! Normal Pairings. Rated T for no real reason except that I am insane.

The Cullen's get 'The Talk' A La Emmett - The Sexual Deviant that he is ---- Renesmee's talk now added !

Emmett's curious about a box of tampons he found in Bella's book bag, so he turns to Rosalie. Will she tell him....ooo....suspense. It's the never ending story of how odd my boy Emmett is so, Read&Review..please.

Emmett is bored and decideds to annoy Edward through his thoughts....

Alice gets lonely so she gets a pet, what will happen to it when Jasper gets jealous?

Alice and Jasper's untold story of love.

A diary written by one of our favorite vegitarian vampires. Cannon pairings- E/B, Em/R, J/A, and C/Es

A day with Emmett

A Dear Diary from Jaspers point of view. First story I've written. OOC All the normal pairings.

A sequel to my story, The Family Talk, The Cullens, Hales, and Bella have decided to have a triple wedding together after sitting through a sex ed talk from Carlisle and Esme. What kind of whacky things can happen? Only time will tell...

Edward est bien décidé à faire passer à Bella le meilleur des Noëls et se plie à toutes ses volontés... Toutes sauf une, au grand damne de Bella... xxx

Un an après la transformation d'Edward par Carlisle, la relation des deux vampires va prendre une tournure que ni l'un ni l'autre n'avait prévue. Slash. Cette fic m'a été inspirée par le flashback du film.

Sometimes, Edward really wishes he couldn't read minds...

Rosalie chooses to begin a diary after years of built up anger, and gives us a closer look into the lives of the Cullens.

Carlisle, I'm 103 years old. Do you really think I need to be getting the sex talk from you?

Just some nonsensical fluff...Emmett, Jasper, and Edward drag Carlisle into a strip club. Much fun and death-threats ensue. Rated T for some sensuality and like one cus word but whatever. Enjoy!

Jasper gets bored and makes Carlisle "feel" in love with a member of the Cullen family but who is it? SLASH *ONESHOT*

Carlisle and Esme go on vacation to Isle Esme, only to find a broken bed and a house covered in feathers. T for sexual references. Esme POV. One shot.

Jasper messes with Carlisle's emotions! Its a one-shot but its really funny so read it!

The cullen children have been arguing one to many times and Carlisle is getting conserned. Will his plans to make them become a happy family work?

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.