Real Name: Classified

Age During Account Creation: 18

Gender: Female (though there are days when I wish I was a guy; go figure :P)

Ancestry: Far as I know, I'm of completely British descent. Y'know, Irish, Scottish, and English. Not even any Welsh.

Location: United States of America

Hobbies: Indoor activities

General Description: Okay, so I'm probably what happens when a Southern Belle gets crossed with a vampire, a tomboy, a philosopher, and a psycho. I only become a bully when I wear girly clothes. Any other info must be requested and I reserve the right not to respond at all should I so choose.

Current Obsessions: Various cartoons, anime, manga, Terry Pratchett, and my own headcanon of life.

I adore fiction, but stimulating non-fiction is desirable as well. My favorite categories (I love how one of the middle syllables [not words, syllables] is gore) are Satire, Romance, and Angst.

Also, quick note: although I am of British descent, I am a born and bred American, so I will not be adding any extra 'u's to words like 'favorite' or 'color', unless a story I write calls for it, like if a character is British and is writing a letter or speaking or thinking. Thank you.

So, my friends finally convinced me to get an account on this site. I dunno. Beats Facebook.

Any stories that I post will probably be unBeta'd. Do not hold back criticism because of this. Please leave constructive criticism; don't just say "I didn't like it" or "You suck", tell me what I need to fix or improve upon. Any flames will be laughed at and any trolls will be shared with my friends to mock until we are gray-haired and wrinkly. Because you must have a pretty boring life if you complain about something without giving it proper consideration, and you must really hate yourself if you have to try and bring others down.

"We all have our flaws and that's what makes us beautiful." Me

Current Projects

Naruto Abandoned - a morbid story of what happens when Naruto succeeds in bringing Sasuke back to the village, and how growing up in the shinobi world can drift people apart.

Last Request - a somewhat humorous romance story from the world of Naruto posted for a good friend of mine that should have been posted long ago. Featuring my lovely sempai paired with Deidara and yours truly as a "homo supporting character" (kudos if you know where that's from). Not really for most folks, just the circle of friends that reads the crap I write.

Mama Raph - I'll change the title to something cuter later. It's the first fluff plot bunny to hit me in over five months, so I'm determined to do this one. It's about Raphael from the TMNT and a bunch of baby ducklings that imprint upon him. I'm gonna have to tweak the laws of nature a bit to make it work but it should be okay.

Always Missing - Narutoverse AU Naruto has an effeminate older brother that used to be best friends with Itachi, and they were both adopted by Orochimaru when Naruto was just a toddler. Main Warning is for homosexual relationships . . . and pain. Guest appearances from Hetalia characters.

Something Else Entirely - a straight up shonen-ai about Yami Atemu, a slightly above average businessman, and his arranged marriage with Yugi Mutou, an average housewife. Yugi struggles to give a hundred and fifty percent to keep Yami happy, but what can he do when Yami falls in love with a girl?

I'll take requests into consideration, but I've got about 10 more to do after these, so don't expect anything right off the bat.

Thank you, darlings.