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Joined 02-03-09, id: 1826618, Profile Updated: 02-04-13
Author has written 2 stories for Thor, and Far Cry.

Yo! I’m Kat. And, um, please, don’t meow after you hear that, I ain’t that kinda cat. Kat is how I’ll introduce myself to anyone I meet. My close friends call me Katie, a few people call me Kate, and I’m okay with those, too. If you call me Kaitlin (my fancy name), it means you don’t know me too well.

I love a lot of things. Movies, books, theater, music…all huge parts of my life! My favorite out of all of them has to be film, because it combines all the aspects of the others. I’m a person who likes to define herself by her favorites.

I’m a Christian, and try to live up to that name when I can. If you need help, no matter who, what, or why you are, I believe in being there to help you if you need it. However, I have to admit I have a huge streak of amazing flaws, too, that I don’t think will change any time soon. So if you need a hand, prepare for it to be a bloody, scar-covered, six-fingered hand reaching for you out of the abyss.

I enjoy seafood and chocolate, not necessarily together, but both are quite nice. I could eat eel every day of my life.

Cosplaying used to be one of my many hobbies, but honestly, I’ll probably only be doing certain blonde bombshell characters for the rest of my life. This stemmed from the slightly irrational belief that I actually am a blonde bombshell. At least, I like to think I am. XD

Yes, I dance. Have been for YEARS. I’m not a graceful gazelle, nor am I built like a tank like most dancers; I do it for the theatrics, the fun, and the chance to make people think in ways that you don’t every day. Plus I have an awesome teacher who lets me do half-crazed tribal dances to Rob Zombie.

(…oh, and I have a deep-seated obsession with a certain Mr. J. I love clowns because I was scared of clowns. Hell, I still am, to a fine-tuned point. I used to carry around a deck of cards or a pencil in my purse at all times, just in case he might show up and need some for a “magic trick”. Also mentionable is my love for an unquestionably sexy Norse god, a cannibal old enough to be my father, a Goblin King, a consulting criminal, a fairytale nightmare, and a trigger-happy pirate from Rook. Oh, and my boyfriend. I love him very, very much, too.)

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DARE by illusioneyes reviews
Enter Angela "Angel" Johnson, a Yankee thrown ass-over head into the chaos of Kong Studios. Without a citizenship, a visa, or any hope of getting back home, how can she get on paying Murdoc's rent and meeting his inccessant demands? Future MurdocxOC
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 128,269 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/8/2017 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Murdoc N., OC
Strange Waters by SickMonkey89 reviews
Benny is a woman with nothing left to lose, so when she see's an opportunity, she's quick to grab it. But will she be able to hold her own against Vaas and his band of misfit miscreants? Multiple OCs. All the warnings. Pre-Far Cry 3 events.
Far Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 213,217 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 3/16/2013
Head Of The Giant by the-red-dagger reviews
Jason Brody makes his way back to the Rook Islands after being unable to adjust to his old life. Where he seeks peace he finds a new war between the Rakyat, Pirates, and Hoyt's remaining Privateers. Old illusions shatter, former friends become enemies, and Jason is forced to ally with an unexpected individual. No major OCs. Eventual Vaas/Jason. VERY DARK.
Far Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,005 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/8/2013
Photography At Its Finest by spamlionofdoom103 reviews
A VaasXOC fic. Thelma, a photographer on a mission to catch exotic wildlife on her camera, comes across trouble when she gets injured and has to rely on a group of pirates to stay alive. Will she get sold in the end like everyone else they've come across or will their leader see something he likes in her? Set before Far Cry 3.
Far Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,152 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013
Fear Itself by Vayluh Arwen reviews
'What's his name' 'Doctor Jonathan Crane.' A new hospital, a new doctor, and a new danger. Rebecca Wells has been thrown right into the deep end of the Narrows, and luck has chanced her with a very unique doctor. Arkham's dark secret is out. Batman c DC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 47 - Words: 123,543 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Divine Enthymeme by X-otic reviews
It was a battle of wit. Who could figure out the other faster, until, they figured out, they couldn't. Two people who realized that the one person they could never understand was the one person they couldn't resist. KyoyaxHaruhi T for now, may become M
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,385 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
So I Married a Murderer by thegriffin88 reviews
Kelly was a normal girl living a normal life. Okay, having an 800 year old, snarky ghost for a conscience isn't exactly normal. Neither is having a major crush on a certain evil someone. Full summary inside. Don't be afraid of the chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 38,840 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Orochimaru - Complete
Unexpected Encounter by Chibi-no-oneesan reviews
Seven years later, Sarah and Jareth meet again, but not in a way either of them ever expected...Listed as complete, but may eventually end up longer...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 2,396 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
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Blood Is Thick reviews
...but, then again, so is yogurt. Snarky, spoiled Lindsay is in for a trip when her father sends her to deliver some 'goods' (i.e. a crapton of drugs) to an island that no one talks about. Will her experiences there set her straight for life? Or, by contrast, will the people she meets tempt her to remain, captivated in a jungle of anarchy and vice? Possible Vaas/OC in later chaps.
Far Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,662 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 1/13/2013
Elephants in the Room reviews
The pleasure, he insisted upon their meeting, was very much his. But Carthrine, in both her wisdom and stubborness, would not believe him. For she saw a monster in the making, long before the truth was out... And she would not have him any other way. Loki/OC. Slight sadism/masochism in later chapters, and very explicit.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Loki