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French, 19, studying psychology to work on dead rats' brains, piercings, tattoos, rambling.

Yes, I have tattoos and piercings. No, I don't regret it. Yes, I am bisexual. No, I am not half-gay and half-straight. Yes, I smoke weed. No, I am not a bad person. Yes, I like to party. No, I don't have bad grades. Yes, I am on my period. No, that doesn't mean my anger is irrational. Yes, I smoke. No, I don't do it because I think it's cool. Yes, I am pro-choice. No, I don't kill babies. Yes, I like watching scary movies. No, I'm not a psychopath. Yes, I have freckles. No, I don't hate them. Yes, I have had sex with more than one person. No, that doesn't make me a slut. Yes, I have curves. No, I'm not overweight. Yes, I am pale. No, I don't wish I was more tanned. Yes, I weigh more than you do. No, that doesn't mean you're healthier than I am. Yes, I am friends with your boyfriend. No, I am not trying to steal him from you. Yes, I listen to metal. No, I don't worship satan. Yes, I care about how I look. No, I am not superficial. Yes, I drink. No, I am not a alcoholic. Yes, I use swear words. No, I am not unintelligent. Yes, I am a cat person. No, that doesn't mean I am awkward or lonely. Yes, I am an atheist. No, that doesn't mean I don't have any morals. Yes, I have streched ears. No, you don't need to try to poke things through it. Yes, I like going to parties. No, I don't just go to drink. Yes, I am bisexual and dating someone. No, that doesn't mean I am now straight or gay. Yes, I sometimes ditch school. No, I am not failing. Yes, I am a feminist. No, I don't hate men. Yes, I like stating my honest opinion. No, that doesn't make me a bitch. Yes, I have big boobs. No, they aren't fake. Yes, I have OCD. No, it isn't just about being a neat freak. Yes, I am french. No, I don't live in Paris. Yes, I am shy. No, I am not asocial. Yes, I am bisexual. No, I am not dating a boy and a girl at the same time. Yes, I listen to dubstep. No, I am not a pothead. Yes, my name is in a song. No, you don't need to start singing that song to me. Yes, I like wearing black. No, I am not gothic. Yes, I am bisexual. No, I am not confused. Yes, I like rainy days. No, I am not a sad person.

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