AU. SasuHina. Sasuke goes out for a reluctant night of fun at a gentleman's club and finds he is smitten with one of the dancers. Hinata is working her way through college, now that she is on her own, and the last thing she wants is a relationship with one of the Uchiha brothers, much less anyone knowing about her night job. But when the two collide, sparks fly and a course is set.

"B-But, how are we supposed to help him with a problem like that!" Hinata asked. Sakura shaked her head, grinning as she shook her shoulders. "Hinata, we help our clients in the best way we can, no matter how strange the problem sounds!" In which Hinata, the newest call girl in Konoha's red light district meets Naruto as her first client whose problem is...unique to put it mildly!

The story of Kagome Higurashi: talking off clients, surviving her bachelor's degree, and having a secret Not-Friends-with-Benefits arrangement with the most attractive jerk ever. Who she definitely isn't falling in love with. Not even a little. InuKag.