Now, to give a general idea of the kind of person I am, I'll fill out one of those gawdawful e-mail surveys. (By the way, if you ever need to find one of those, go to forwardgarden.com)

(1) Full Name: I'm not saying.

(2) Date of Birth: September 19th.

(3) Age: 15.

(4) Height: Around 5'4".

(5) Weight: About 115 lbs.

(6) Sex: Female!

(7) Hair Color: Dirty blonde.

(8) Eye Color: Change with my mood, but usually grey-blue.

(9) Where do you live: Canada.

(10)What school do you go to: A secondary school.

(11)Astrological Sign: Virgo.

(12)Phone number: 1-800-U-BITE-ME.

(13)Favorite car: Hotwheels!

(14)Favorite color: Green.

(15)Favorite food: Pasta.

(16)Favorite animal: *shrug* Difficult to decide.

(17)Favorite scent: I have a few. Among them: vanilla, cinnamon, musk, opium.

(18)Favorite sex position: I wouldn't know.

(19)Favorite dental floss: Y'know, I haven't used that stuff in ages. But rest assured, I do brush my teeth.

(20)Favorite Soda: I'm not fond of soda.

(21)Favorite candy bar: Once again, difficult to decide.

(22)Favorite perfume/cologne: Not fond of either.

(23)Favorite fast food: BLEH. If I ever decide that I like fast food, then you all have permission to hunt me down and cattle prod me.

(24)Favorite movie: Pirates of the Caribbean!

(25)Favorite music: Honestly, I like bits of almost everything.

(26)Favorite restaurant: A little Italian bistro on Robson St. in Vancouver...

(27)Favorite T.V. show: Don't watch TV much, but I guess I'd have to say either The Simpsons or Family Guy.

(28)Favorite alcohol beverage: Probably strawberry coolers.

(29)Coke OR Pepsi: Neither; they're both crap.

(30)Shower OR Bath: Shower. Faster, and if the pressure is good, it can be a nice back-massager.

(31)Brussel sprouts OR Alfalfa: Really dunno.

(32)Sex on the beach OR Sand in your crotch: Is there a difference?

(33)Poop OR Pee: What the hell kind of a question is this? For those people who get turned on by defacating, no doubt.

(34)Day OR Night: I like the night. Daylight burns!

(35)Shy OR Outgoing: Not sure what this is in referance to, but I'll say shy. That way, whoever it is, doesn't get on my nerves, 'cause they're too busy huddling in a dark corner talking to themselves because they're too afraid to confront another person.

(36)Guys OR Girls: Both.

(37)No phone or No T.V.: No TV. In my case, no phone would mean no internet.

(38)Summer OR Winter: I like heat. I hate snow. In the words of Chris Podesta, "DO THE MATH."

(39)Do you have a crush: More like an obsession, really.

(40)If yes to #39, then who: Orlando Bloom and any/all of his roles.

(41)Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Yes'm. Though I really hate titles and categories...

(42)If yes to # 41, then who+how old is he/she: You wouldn't know him, and that's none of your business.

(43)What is it that you like in him/her: Many things.

(44)What is it that you dislike about him/her: See above, haha!

(45)Ever kissed some: Yes.

(46)If yes to #45, then who: Lost count and forgot names.

(47)Describe your first kiss: Too lazy to remember all the way back to grade two at the moment.

(48)Are you a virgin: That's confidential information, thank you very much.

(49)Did you like this survey: No, it was nothing but a time filler.

(50)Are you still bored: See above, and you do the math.