My name is Randall and I'm thirteen years of age.

I love animals and Mexican food.

I'm not very fond of Italian food.

I love to read.

That's it about me I guess :)

Now time for survey stuff :)

Stan:

You're the normal kid [ ]

You have an older sister [ ]

You often puke [X]

You have a poofball hat [ ]

One of your parents is a geologist [ ]

Your dad can be really stupid/stubborn [X]

You have a boyfriend/girlfriend [ ]

You have a lot of talents [ ]

Count: 2

Kyle:

You're Jewish [ ]

You own an ushanka [ ]

You have an adopted sibling [ ]

You easily get mad [ ]

Your hair is curly [ ]

You're diabetic [ ]

Green and Orange are two of your favorite colors [ ]

One of your parents is a lawyer [ ]

Count: 0

Cartman: You're fat/big-boned [ ]

You get made fun of because of your body weight [ ]

People make fat jokes about you [ ]

You eat a lot of junk food [X]

You love acting/dressing like Hitler [ ]

You think Ginger Kids have no souls [ ]

You've once made over 10,000 dollars [ ]

You have a single mother for a reason [ ]

Count: 1

Kenny: You hide your face [ ]

You're quiet [X]

You love boobies [ ]

You're such a pervert with a dirty mind [X]

You have cheesed before [ ]

You're poor [X]

Your parents fight all the time [X]

You beg for money [ ]

Count: 4

Butters: You often get called "gay" [ ]

You get grounded all the time [X]

You don't have a lot of hair [ ]

You've seen your parents naked before [ ]

You have a fatass friend [ ]

You're not that popular at school [ ]

You dance [ ]

You've fallen in love with the opposite sex [ ]

Count: 1

Craig: You flip people off [ ]

You're one of the cool kids at school [X]

You've gotten ripped off before [X]

You think you're cool [ ]

Most of the time you're not happy [ ]

You don't participate in anything you think sucks [X]

If you did something you have never done before, you would be sooo happy [X]

Your last name starts with a T [ ]

You like things nice and boring [ ]

Count: 4

Clyde: You're attractive[ ]

You love tacos [X]

Girls/Guys love you [X]

You love parties [X]

Your friends are mean to other people [X]

Your hair is messy at times [X]

You often wear red and/or blue [X]

You look at Playboy Magazines [ ]

Count: 6

Token: You're African American [ ]

You're rich [ ]

Anything racist gets you mad [ ]

You're a nice guy/girl [X]

You wear purple and yellow [ ]

You know/knew someone with the last name "Black" [X]

You live in a big house [ ]

You've kicked a fat kid before [ ]

Count: 2

Wendy: You're a Straight A Student [ ]

You're a feminist [ ]

You have a cute boyfriend/girlfriend [ ]

You fall in love with other boys/girls [ ]

You get called a "hoe" [ ]

You get mad easily at things against you [ ]

School is fun to you [ ]

You're a bitch [ ]

Count: 0

Bebe: Your hair is blonde [ ]

You love boys/girls with hot asses [ ]

Your boyfriend/girlfriend is the eye candy [ ]

You are/were a head/regular cheerleader [ ]

You like playing Truth or Dare [X]

You love girl talk [X]

You think your boobs are too big for your age [ ]

You're part of a Secret Committee [ ]

Count: 2

Red: You have straight red hair [ ]

You wear violet [ ]

You can be a total bitch at some times [ ]

You love talking on the phone [ ]

You get called by your nickname [ ]

When your parents are gone, you invite people over [ ]

You have fallen in love with the eye candy [ ]

You talk only to your friends [ ]

Count: 0

Tweek: You get frightened easily [ ]

You drink coffee [ ]

You tend to twitch [ ]

You see things that other people do not [ ]

Your hair is usually messy [ ]

Your parents aren't helpful [X]

Your clothes are messy/ placed incorrectly without your notice [ ]

You stutter [ ]

Count: 0

1. Shelly

2. Mr Garrison

3. Cartman

4. Craig

5. Kyle

6. Mr Hanky

7. Chef

8. Ms Crabtree

9. Stan

10. Token

11. Kenny

12. Clyde

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Mr Hanky, Kenny)

LOL no..and maybe

Do you think four is hot? How hot? (Craig)

Sure, why not. He's hot as metal in the outdoors at Summer time

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Clyde, Ms Crabtree)

Poor Clyde

Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine? (Stan)

Yep

Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Mr Garrison, Mr Hanky)

No lol

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Kyle, Stan or Kyle, Token)

Five/Nine, they're like soul mates lol

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Chef on Mr Garrison and Clyde)

Either flip out or start singing or both

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Cartman, Token)

Token vows to get revenge for all the times Cartman has made fun of him.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Shelly, Ms Crabtree)

I hope not

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Chef, Clyde)

The Day Chef Ran Out of Tacos: A Clyde Donovan Story

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Craig, Shelly)

Craig tries to get revenge on Stan by sleeping with his sister

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Cartman)

Yes

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Kenny)

Probably

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Mr Garrison, Craig, Kyle)

Maybe

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Token)

He's not a screamer

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Ms Crabtree)

I don't know

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Shelly, Mr Hanky, Clyde)

Warning: This fic will be seriously messed up

What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Token, Mr Garrison)

I don't even want to know

When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Kyle)

Last night

What is Six's super-secret kink? (Mr Hanky)

Fibre

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Kenny, Stan)

I dunno

If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Cartman, Chef)

No, just no.

1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.

(Shelly and Chef are in a happy relationship until Chef suddenly runs off with Craig. Shelly, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kenny and a brief unhappy affair with Clyde, then follows the wise advice of Kyle and finds true love with Cartman.

Shelly and Cartman could work LOL

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Chef, Ms Crabtree)

That could actually work