Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

Reading massive flames can be as funny as reading humor fics. So why not have that be a fic itself? No offense meant to anyone. I was feeling slightly cynical when I wrote this. Now in the Misc Section. Rated for swearing.

I wonder if it's true what they say. About your life flashing before your eyes when you die... This is L. This is his life. In a heartbeat. On hold until I finish my exams! Will be picked up again in a month or so.

AkatxMulan cross. Desperate for help,the Emperor sends a letter to his friend's grandson,who happens to be the leader of a certain organization.Will the soldiers crack under the intense training of Itachi,Kisame,Deidara and Sasori? Full sum inside no pair

I don't know why Integra does not command Alucard to get naked, but our narrator here will. This story is about Alucard, and it has a sexy surprise ending.

Sasuke's hurt, Itachi's pissed, Sakura's pregnant, and somehow Naruto's the cause of all three. Will he be able to straighten his life out before the big day, or will the baby destroy everything he worked so hard to create? NaruSasu

What if Bella had been the one to leave for Edward? How would Edward and the Cullens deal with it? Would Bella return? Takes place at the end of Twilight.

And what Misa wants is a kiss. Misa/L.

Kaline is a troubled girl with a difficult past. When she meets that special person that is able to touch her heart, will it change things? Or is she destined for a certain fate? If any of it even worth it? Watch as she finds out.

Victoria captures Bella while Edward's on a hunting trip. Will Edward get back to Bella in time, or fall for Victoria's trap?

Sharingancest fic for 2nd prize winner. Itachi molests Sasuke, causing him to miss a Science test. Kakashi asks him to stay after class to make up for it. They have kinky fun in the science lab, until Itachi shows up. ; ItaSasu, KakaSasu, slight KakaIta.

As a child, Sasuke suffers through many things a normal seven year old should never have to go through. With the abuse of his father and mother, who does he have left to turn to? ItaSasu. Don't like it, don't read it.

KanamexYuki...