Silver-Squirrelhide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Lord of the Rings, Naruto, Harry Potter, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Bleach, Death Note, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Twilight. Age: 17 BEFORE YOU GO ANY FURTHER: I WILL PROBABLY NEVER FINISH ANYTHING I START. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. READ MY CRUD AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Moving on. That's right, my profile picture is Ichimaru Gin's head stuck (badly) onto the silver squirrel's neck. I'm super lazy so if I don't update often that's probably why. Sorry about that. Anime I've watched: Midori Days, InuYasha, Naruto, Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist (2003), Hetalia, Soul Eater, HunterXHunter, D.Gray-Man, School Rumble, Evangelion You are (Not) Alone, Berserk: The Egg of the King, Fairy Tail, Deadman Wonderland Manga I've read: Naruto, Bleach, D.Gray-Man, Fullmetal Alchemist, Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji), HunterXHunter, Yu Yu Hakusho, Durarara!!, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Land of Lions, Knite, Fisheye Placebo, Berserk, Attack on Titan (Shingeki no Kyojin), 1/2 Prince, Fetish Berry, Kimi no Todoke, Watashi ni xx Shinsai!, Dr. Frost, Claymore, Dorohedoro, Deadman Wonderland, Beelzebub I also like: Game of Thrones A Song of Ice and Fire, Harry Potter, Lord of the Ring The Hobbit, The Dark Knight trilogy, How to Train Your Dragon, Inkheart, The Inheritance Cycle, and a bunch of other fun stuff wheee!! I LOVE Yuumei ON DEVIANTART! CHECK HER OUT! I do not really like yaoi. Unless it's cannon. Then it's cute and sweet and all that fluffy stuff. According to quizzes I took on the internet... My body would feed 35 hungry weasels - Funny People on the Internet: Hyperbole and a Half - | |||||||
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Genius is a Curse by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? T for dark themes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 190,342 - Reviews: 2658 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Light Y., L, Near, Matt
Trollin' by vi Britannia reviews
Izaya has been tricked. By a girl, no less. To be blunt: they have been outwitted by the other. Trolls will be trolls. IzayaxOC WRITERS BLOCK WARNING
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,784 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/23/2017 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Izaya O.
Reign Over the Frosted Heavens by Meer-Heika reviews
Bleach/HP xover. Toshiro Hitsugaya learns first-hand the cruel side of Wizarding Britain. Can Harry Potter teach him about the good? Chapter 34 up. The ride to Avalon is a bumpy one!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 191,726 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 11/2/2010
Till You Die by Mersea reviews
MadaraOC. He was known as the most powerful shinobi in the Fire Country. She was a simple girl, not even a ninja. It was a romance she did not even initiate, yet he would have her pay for it, a price in blood. Pre-canon. /Extended Hiatus./
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 216,450 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Madara U., OC
Spotlight by N. Hubris reviews
She fell in love with him, a psychopath. He'd probably kill her if she ever told him. Really, why didn't she stop herself when she had the chance? Oh, that's right. You always want what you can't have. HisokaxOC.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,340 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Hisoka
The Inconvenient and Unexpected Journey of Millie Fournier by qarlgrimes reviews
Millie is completely ignorant to the world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, thinks Kili is one dreamy Dwarf, and is completely incompetent. So what happens when she gets thrown into the journey with thirteen Dwarves, a Hobbit, and a Wizard? This is Millie's inconvenient and unexpected story. Inspired by The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by febuarysong. Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 181,699 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Kíli, OC] - Complete
The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete moron, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,684 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
Apples by Peanut-Alien-Ninja-Girl reviews
All Madara wanted was a good fight, but instead he was sent to a place where all he could do was play statue. Maybe it was just bad karma, but he suspected their leader really hated him. - MadaraXOC; Happens before Madara was a clan leader
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,011 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 2/3/2012 - [Madara U., OC] Izuna U. - Complete
Rue by Maya Sushi reviews
His whole body hurt. He needed to start thinking, really thinking things through. The Truth must have had a reason for putting him here, and if they wanted to play this god damn game he would play it. For Alphonse. No matter how long it took. (This story is officially KIA, sorry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,789 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Ron W., Edward E.
A Glass of Crimson Souls by moonlit.nocturne reviews
"Why do you hate me so much, Chiaki?" "Because you're perfect, Uchiha, and I hate perfect people." "That's a bit unfair for me, you know. I might be imperfect. You don't know anything about me, really." "I hate you. That's all I need to know." But hate breeds passion, and passion breeds grief. And because Fate is cruel. ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 253,768 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Itachi U., OC - Complete
Innocent Magic by Random Bespectacled Otaku reviews
What if the protected door in the Department of Mysteries opened? What if a Allen Walker fell out? It's not as bad as it might sound, honest!
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Allen Walker
An Ace up My Sleeve by Wisty reviews
Alice A. Winster, an average girl who has an unusual ability to communicate with spirits. With no home or family to call her own, the Wammy House takes her in. How will a girl with average skill and intellect survive in a house full of geniuses?LxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 358,892 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 1/2/2011 - L, OC - Complete
Bite Me: A Love Story by Otaku-chama reviews
Ari becomes Hibari's slave, discovers the mafia, is assumed by just about everyone to be a badass assassin, and is now running away from Italians, baby hitmen, idiotic classmates, and the tonfa-wielding devil himself. Even worse? Ari's secretly a girl.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,578 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - K. Hibari
The New Professor by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Honestly, he ONLY took the job since he owed Dumbledore one. Now he has to balance out teaching these bratty kids AND keeping his identity as a nation a secret. Easier said then done... Harry Potter x Hetalia drabbles
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., England/Britain
Wish by Mokulule reviews
She wished with all her heart that she could change that fateful day. The day two brothers' souls were irreversibly broken. She should be careful with what she wishes. She might just get the chance. Time travel fic. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,407 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 2,636 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
My Autistic Brother by AoUsagi reviews
At a young age, Nate was misdiagnosed. Mihael wants nothing to do with the boy who screams and bangs his head on the wall. But slowly, through a poetry journal Roger forces him to keep, Mello begins to see that Near may need more help than he lets on...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 123,352 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Sasori in the Soul Society by Mystic Shadow Demon reviews
What happened when Sasori passed on? What if he managed to end up in the Soul Society? Who will he meet and where will he end up? No pairings. Discontinued.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,939 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Sasori - Complete
The Heart of a Killer by FullmetalHeart92 reviews
The arrival of a mysterious girl named Serena has the military beffudled. Mustang has no other choice but to care for the girl until they find out who she is and where she came from. That is until she meets a Homunculus named Envy. EnvyxOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,109 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Envy
Of Ancient Beasts by Saturns-Moon reviews
An attempt at summoning an age old monster goes terribly wrong, and one person will pay for the mistake. Will the magical world ever be the same?
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,804 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Harry P., Lavi
To Settle a Debt by Takhissis reviews
"A favor. Simple enough, yes? Generous, even," Truth said, "I will take nothing more from you, save... time. There are other worlds that need saving." FMAxHP. Brotherhood/Manga. OoTP. Rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,026 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Edward E.
Who Cares? by TotalTownie reviews
"Tobi just wants to know why Deidara-senpai is unhappy. After all, it is his birthday-" "Huh? Tobi...You knew?" (For Dei's birthday)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Ichimaru's Guide to Pranking the Captains by CrazyTeddyBear reviews
Admittedly,this probably wasn't the smartest thing he could have done. That being said, it sure was a hell of a lot of fun.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/17/2011 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
The Secrets Of Scary People by J-Horror Girl reviews
There's something living in that chest. It's been in there for two hundred years. Don't fool yourself. The lock isn't broken. It just doesn't work... from the outside.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 120,616 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - J. Crane
Ten Things I Hate About You by pluushie reviews
Preordained to be trapped in the worst possible circumstances, I'm virtually a failure ninja, but still I am stuck with the hardest, most ridiculous job I've ever heard of. Guarding the village traitor. /DeidaraxOC/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,257 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Deidara
QuickSand by to-love-is-to-lie reviews
I caught the train to Suna. i thought that once i was there, i wouldnt need anything more. And i was right... but what i forgot was that i might want more. Now i'm not sure if Suna can really give me everything, even if he is there. GaaraXOC AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 121,141 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Cookie Day by sunpeel reviews
Cookie day was a wholesome, anticipated event. Until Xanxus ruined it. Varia-centric
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Squalo S. - Complete
Deep Within A Soul by GhostAlly reviews
In 'Roots' you have no name. In 'Roots' you have no feelings. In 'Roots' you have no future. In 'Roots' you have no past. All you have is your mission. One young kunoichi doesn't exactly agree with that. SaixOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,316 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sai
Number One To Me by enakoritsi reviews
/Mello x OC/ "Mello, why do you want to be the next L so much?" "Because he's the best there is." "Why would you want to be the best L, though? What about just being Mello for a while?"
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,263 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Mello - Complete
The Return of Aizen by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Aizen returns.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2007 - S. Aizen, Byakuya K. - Complete
Creative Differences by enakoritsi reviews
He was afraid of being a toy for Sasori. Sometimes, Sasori's eyes would seem to glitter during one of their discussions, as if he were laughing at some private joke. Like he knew what he was going to say. As if he had decided it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
PS Do Goldfish Become Hollows? by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
A series of notes featuring Aizen, Gin, Tousen, and their household pets. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Tousen K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 541 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
What's This? by peroxidepest17 reviews
Yachiru opens Mayuri’s heart to the spirit of Christmas in her own special way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Yachiru K., Mayuri K. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 4,133 - Follows: 837 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Little Kimimaro Has An Adventure by rallamajoop reviews
Once upon a time in a small cave in Mist Country there lived a little ninja called Kimimaro. Ep. 126 filler based silliness
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Kimimaro K. - Complete
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Sweet Sachiko's Pure Diary reviews
I keep a diary, because I am a normal teenaged human, and that is what normal teenaged humans do.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Keiko Y., Kurama M.
Money For Old Rope reviews
So I, a young, brilliant, talented, dark-horse-esque Australian girl, head off to Italy to attend one of the world's greatest mafia schools. The punchline: I am not brilliant, talented, or dark-horse-esque. I am, however, indisputably female. OC.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Xanxus, Squalo S.
Disease To Cure Medicine
A young haemophiliac's medication has broken her mind. Her brother, her permanent caretaker, hates her but can't leave her. And things don't improve when the most two of the world's most dangerous criminals start moving in their direction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Itachi U.
Hacked Into Life reviews
Fall asleep, wake up. Get shot and killed, be mystically reincarnated as a half-vampire baby. It was all pretty much the same thing for Matt. He didn't care for family, and this vamire one wants to 'love and nurture' hi- Hey, a Charmaleon! No pairings.
Crossover - Death Note & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Matt
The Sky Was Clear reviews
He didn't even remember who he was fighting anymore- just who for. UlquiorraXOrihime drabble Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
My Immortal With Commentary! reviews
The worst fanfiction ever? You know the one. This is it, but with my commentating. It was so bad that I couldn't not rant about it a little.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - OC, Draco M.
Canada's Scarf reviews
Australia feels sorry for Canada, so she gets him a present. Fem!Australia, fluff, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Canada, Australia - Complete
Now or Never reviews
Gin Momochi was the kind of person who could find a flaw in a diamond and wouldn't hesitate to point it out. It seemed that the only people she could have a decent converstation with were the ones she wasn't supposed to talk to. Gaara/OC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,553 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Gaara
They're All Sorry reviews
Why must conversions always come so late? Why do people always apologize to corpses? Kankuro can't understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kankuro, Hinata H. - Complete
My World reviews
A blind teenage girl and her unusual abilities fall unknowingly into Lord Of The Rings. What will happen? Will she become a member of the Fellowship? Or is another adventure awaiting her? Read and find out :
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010