D.I.L.F. Contest Entry: Alice and Bella are best friends. Jasper is Alice's hot dad who Bella has been lusting over since high school. Now that Bella is all grown up and newly divorced, Alice thinks it's time for a little experiment. Rated M for a reason

It's been 7 years since Edward left. Bella's now a tough NYC corporate girl on the outside, but her heart is forever broken. She vows to take down C-Corp, but what happens when she finds out who owns the company? Who is the monster now? **AFTER 7 YRS. OF INCREDIBLY AMAZING REVIEWS, I HAVE RE-"VAMPED" THIS STORY!

AU. Dominant Edward. Rated M for sexual content/lemonyness. What will Bella do when Edward continues to tease her throughout the night? Stay tuned. I WILL be continuing soon, promise.

A re-write of 'Teach me Tonight' They don't crash the car and Jess doesn't leave. So what happens afterwards? Reviews make the world go round!

You know it’s wrong when it’s kept a secret. That’s how Bella felt anyway about the new relationship with her step-brother. All Human. Bella's POV of My Guilty Pleasure.

In the age where men ruled the world, women were pawns in the vast game of chess that was the royal court. An intriguing and captivating tale of love, betrayal, lust and sex. "For, behold, the winter is past. The rain is over and gone."

Both Bella and Edward want a divorce. The papers are signed, the deal is closed. But in their condition of being free, they must first confront the other. They must enlighten the courts. PFFT! What? Easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy!

Nerdy Edward has always had trouble with girls and has yet to lose his virginity. His brother, Emmett, decides he just needs to date more in order to find the right woman for him. AU/AH My Entry for The Cherry Exchange Contest

For A Picture Says It All Contest. Some people fall in and out of love easily. Some people love wholly. Others try to love so deeply that it ends up destroying all of those around them.

For A PIcture Says It All Contest. Unrequited love. It's a tale that stands as old as time. But times can change, leaving people more shaken in it's wake. We cannot choose who we love. Love chooses us.

Edward and Bella have been married and having sex for over a hundred years. Somehow they have to keep things steamy.

Three shots are fired. Two orders to kill any, and every witness. One witness. Rated M, N-17, Graphic smutt/lemons hence the penname. All human. Character death.

Edward is an English soldier that tortures Scottish people to get military information out of during the 1300's. Bella is a captured Scottish woman with information. What will Edward do to get Bella to speak? An entry for the Age of Edward contest.

"I can't feel," I hissed into her ear, "but I sure as hell can make you." Entry for the Superhero contest.

Entry for the Summer of Smut contest. Bella rents a lake house for the weekend and when she sees the man who lives in the house across from hers, fun things happen. Rated MA for language and lemons.

Bella gets bored on a road trip with Edward. What will she do to pass the time? OOC OS ExB SUMT

Waking up naked in a strange bed is bad enough. Waking up naked and tied up in a strange bed is worse. Even worse than that? Waking up naked and tied down in the bed of the Vampire that wants to eat you.

Feeding is an aphrodisiac for Edward Masen and his mate.

Bonnie shows Damon that candles can be fun. PWP

The title says it all really..oh and ignore the rating i never new what it meant I do not own twilight stephenie meyer does.......review review review

Jess and his daughter. "We passed on 'another one bites the dust'. Kind of depressing for a cancer ward." Character death. Implied Lit.

A mature spin on Twilight. Edward must work to keep Bella safe in his world while they both deal with the everyday drama of high school life. This is the Twilight you wanted to read. E/B, HET, Rated M.

R/J They've never been the same since Jess walked away. Slightly AU.

Future Jess. "Why do you call mommy 'Liz?" And, he vows, he'll never let her understand. She'll always be 'mom' to Doula.

Future Lit. A little Christmas fluff!

Lit-ish? Jess could do more. And Rory knows it. Oneshot.

I Love 80s Music Contest entry. Will having each other be enough for Bella and Jasper when they face tough times and broken dreams? Collab with ElleCC. AH. Bella/Jasper. One-shot.

Oneshot, Edward's POV. Set at the end of Eclipse, after Bella visits Jacob. As Bella cries in his arms over Jacob, Edward is left to dwell on his own painful thoughts about the situation...Canon.

One new message From: Secret Lover; Today 4pm @ usual place room 1302 key at front desk. Is Bella cheating on Edward? AH/AU OOC ONE-SHOT Lemony Sweet

B&E were high school sweethearts.Separated for college.5yrs later they are neighbors and both married to other people.Can they stay away from each other? Read to find out.Full summary in the prologue.AU/AH…M for lemons & language

The search for the one, the internet, scheming mothers and elemental magic. Want to know more? Then read! Romance, humor, tingly juicy limes & lemons, toys, anal, AUAR, MF, UST

Example entry for the Age of Edward Contest: Edward Cullen is the infamous mobster who happens to take it up with the chief of police, what would his motives for blackmailing the chief be? ExB Lemon, AH, OOC

Luke and Lorelai get down and dirty in the water.

Older darker dominant corporate Edward, hires privet investigator Jacob Black to follow his younger girlfriend, Bella around when she’s acting suspicious. Lemons, a dramatic thriller. Rated M.OCC/AU/AH

Written for the Peenaters Smutfic contest. Alice has given up on love, until one day a handsome stranger walks into the same cafe. Could he be 'The Right Man? based on The Right Man by Christina Aguilera AH/OOC

Bella grew up as a whore since the age of ten at a brothel, where she was treated as a real star. She had to obey just one rule: DON'T FALL IN LOVE! But when things suddenly get off course, can Bella stay true to the motto? All human, BxE, COMPLETE

AU BE - She closed her eyes, and blew out. “It's too late, Edward,” she said in a broken voice. She swallowed, and heard Edward frantically trying to stop her, but nothing could stop her now.

EDITED. Multi-millionaire Edward Cullen makes a proposal that Jacob Black can't resist. Written for the SMC Contest.

*Written for Jayeliwood's baby shower* Bella and Carlisle have a litte fun that leads to a big surprise. OOC, Bella/Carlisle lemon. Fluffy one shot.

Edward mocks Bella during a game of bowling and Bella punishes him. AH, AU, OOC & dominant Bella. M for smexxy lemons.

Bella and Emmett make a bet with each other to see who has the most 'adventurous' sex life. Rated M for lemons.

One shot romantic fluff between Edward and Bella before the wedding. Title explains all ; Please review as its my first fanfic

Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.

My version of what happened that first night on Isle Esme...ONESHOT. SMUT. You have been warned.

Sequel to Duo's Mistake. Duo brings Hilde home to an untidy house. WARNING! Major lemon. If you are easily offended, DO NOT READ! Please R&R. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Edward asks Bella series of questions that is soon followed by a night that she will never forget. All-Human, extremely OOC. Rated M for extreme lemons! Part of Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest.

Just a little One-Shot goodness! Edward's jumping to conclusions and it all boils up to a side of Mr. Cullen we've never seen before. A very dominant side that one Mrs. Bella Cullen happens to like very much...

When Bella plays games with Edward, he takes action to punish her. Rated M for domination, sex and language! AH, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Example for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.

Edward patted a chair in front of his desk. The look in his eyes seemed to cast a spell on Bella, and without speaking she did as she was told. He walked over and closed the door before coming to stand behind her. All Human. OOC. LEMONS! ExB AxJ ExBxJxA

Sequel to Dualism. Rules are defined, patience is tested, and Bella finds relief. Rated M for language and extreme lemons. AU, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Be warned!

Edward catches Bella is a very compromising situation, which leads to a bit more than simple voyeurism. ExB Smut, Smut, Smut... but very fun smut.

Warning! This piece of literature contains scenes not appropriate to people who are subject sensitive. Be warned. Edward has a fantasy that Bella's willing to fulfill.

The title explains it all. Alice and Bella are tired of being denied by their men, so they take it into their own hands.

What happens when Bella goes to visit Jacob against Edward's knowledge? Lemon of course. ExB

Bella, pregnant and with unusual gifts, no one with answers until 3 sisters walk into her life. You might say they are Charmed, and baring more than just baby gifts, but answers to all of her questions. Bella soon finds out more about her family. Plz R&R