I'm 24 years old, and I'm French. I like reading fanfictions on Twilight, bleach and the crossovers Bleach & Harry Potter.

I've started to publish stories on FictionPress.

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- I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle.
But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. - Marilyn Monroe

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93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

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You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you are all the same.

You smile, I smile. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!

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A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.