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 Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride, and Kane Chronicles. HI!!!!!!!!!!!!! My name is *. I am * years old . * if you thought I was going to tell you your bonkers* I love reading and writing. My favourite book series are : 1. Maximum Ride (duh) I really love Mythology books. I love them so much because I love seeing the world from a different perspective. They are so amazing. I like Greek and Egyptian myths best. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. "Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork." Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?! So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun. Music is my boyfriend. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the heck you did. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions. I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me, and Hell was afraid I'd take over. I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless. If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really don't want to see you everyday. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you. Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. LIST YOUR TOP TEN POKEMON CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME 1. Riley 2. Sir Aaron 3. May 4. Roark 5. Red 6. Green 7. Gary 8. Dawn 9. Silver 10. Lyra - What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Riley) I would glomp him, then fall asleep - Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (May)Yell at her to get out (Roark)(Silver) ... WHAT THE HELL! THEY ARE NOT EVEN FOR THE SAME GEN! - Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Red) Probably okay... He is God trainer. - Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Green) Giggles and pulls out black marker... - Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Gary) ... YES!YES!YES! MY BROTHER IS GARY MOTHER F*ING OAK! - Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Dawn) PAUL! WHAT HAPPENED! - Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Silver) He made fun of someone? There's a shock... - Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Lyra) ...Ok? - Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Riley) GO LUCARIO GO!!! - You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (Sir Aaron) USE THE POWER OF AURA!!! - It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (May) ... HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?! - You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Roark) Take me Underground... - You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Red) Stand there. - You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? (Lyra) Me: HELL NO!I WANT RILEY! (Riley: YAY) - You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Gary) With a pokemon battle! :) - You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Silver) Silver and support do not go in the same sentance. - You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? ( Lyra) Laugh too. - Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Riley) Because he's awsome! (And cute) - Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. (Sir Aaron/Silver) ... No F*ing way - You're dating 3 and she introduces you to his parents. Would you get along? (May)I am not dating may! ME WANT RILEY! - Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? ( Roark/Silver) Now Roark too!? This is too much... (Falls down) - Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Red/Green) In the world of a yoai fangirl... - Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (Green) Kick his ass at pokemon! - You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Gary) CREEPER! - Number 8 thinks (s)he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? (Dawn) You should go talk to Paul... - Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? (Silver) Silver? Love? In the same sentence? - You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (Lyra/Riley) GET OFF MY MAN BITCH! (Starts to kiss him) -You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? (May/Roark) Oh, Arceus... - Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Riley/Green) *Turns to Green* HE'S MINE! - Would 2 trust 5? (Sir Aaron/Red) As I said before, Red is God trainer... - Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? (Roark/Lyra) He starts to talk about fossils. - 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? (Red /Riley)Something tough. - If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? (Green and May)...Food Truly stupid things found on other things. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: From Jess: FANG. I've commented your blog with my questions for THREE YEARS. You answer other people's STUPID questions, but not MINE. YOU REALLY ASKED FOR IT, BUDDY. I'm just gonna comment with this until you answer at least one of my questions. DO YOU HAVE A JAMAICAN ACCENT? No, mon. DO YOU MOULT? Gross WHAT'S YOUR STAR SIGN? I was raised in a cage. But I'm going to pick one. Um, no I'm not. "Angel what's my star sign?" She says, "Scorpio." HAVE YOU TOLD JEB I LOVE HIM YET? No. DOES NOT HAVING A POWER MAKE YOU ~ANGRY? Well that's not really true... DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOULJA BOY? Can you see me doing The Soulja Boy? DO YOU USE HAIR PRODUCTS? No. Again, no. DO YOU USE PRODUCTS ON YOUR ~FEATHERS? I don't know that they make bird kid feather products yet. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE? There are a bunch. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG? I don't have favorites. They're too polarizing. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SMELL? Max, when she showers. DO THESE QUESTIONS MAKE YOU ANGRY? Not really. IF I CAME UP TO YOU IN A STREET AND HUGGED YOU, WOULD YOU KILL ME? You might get kicked. But I'm used to people wanting me dead, so. DO YOU SECRETLY WANT TO BE HUGGED? Doesn't everybody want to be secretly hugged? ARE YOU GOING EMO CAUSE ANGEL IS STEALING EVERYONE'S POWERS INCLUDING YOURS? Not the Emo thing again. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? Anything hot and delicious and brought to me by Iggy. WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING? Three eggs, over easy. Bacon. More bacon. Toast. DID YOU EVEN HAVE BREAKFAST THIS MORNING? See above. DID YOU DIE INSIDE WHEN MAX CHOSE ARI OVER YOU? Dudes don't die inside. DO YOU LIKE MAX? I like a lot of people. DO YOU LIKE ME? I think you're funny. DOES IGGY LIKE ME? Sure. DO YOU WRITE DEPRESSING POETRY? No. IS IT ABOUT MAX? Ahh. No. Why do you assume I write depressing poetry? IS IT ABOUT JEB? Ahh. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? A Dirty Projectors t-shirt. Jeans. DO YOU WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS? NO FREAKING COMMENT. DO YOU FIND THIS COMMENT PERSONAL? Could I not find that comment personal? DO YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES? Yes, cheap ones. That would make it hard to see. DO YOU SMOKE APPLES, LIKE US? Huh? DO YOU PREFER BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Whatever. DO YOU LIKE VAMPIRES OR WEREWOLVES? Mmm, Vampires. ARE YOU GAY AND JUST PRETENDING TO BE STRAIGHT BY KISSING LISSA? Uhh... WERE YOU EXPERIMENTING WITH YOUR SEXUALITY? Uhh... WOULD YOU TELL US IF YOU WERE GAY? Yes. DO YOU SECRETLY LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU EMO? No. ARE YOU EMO? Whatever. DO YOU LIKE EGGS? Yes. I had them for breakfast. DO YOU LIKE EATING THINGS? DO YOU SECRETLY THINK YOU'RE THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD? Do you secretly think I'm the sexiest person in the whole world? DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT MAX? Eeek! HAS ANGEL EVER READ YOUR MIND WHEN YOU WERE HAVING DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT MAX AND GONE 'OMG' AND YOU WERE LIKE 'D:'? hahahahahahahahahahah DO YOU LIKE SPONGEBOB? He's okay I guess. DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT SPONGEBOB? Definitely. CAN YOU COOK? Iggy cooks. DO YOU LIKE TO COOK? I like to eat. ARE YOU LIKE, A ~HOUSEWIFE? How on earth could I be like a housewife? DO YOU SECRETLY HAVE INNER TURMOIL? My inner turmoil is like an inner Taurus which is like an inner Klein bottle which is like... WHY DON'T YOU POST PHOTOS ANYMORE? We just did. WHY DON'T YOU POST YOUR DRAWINGS ANYMORE? THEY WERE REALLY GOOD OKAY. DO YOU WANT TO BE UNDA DA SEA? I'm unda the stars. Sure. WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO PLAY POKER? TV DO YOU HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE? Totally. OF COURSE YOU HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE. DOES IGGY HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE? Yes. CAN HE EVEN PLAY POKER? Iggy beats me, sometimes. DO YOU LIKE POKING PEOPLE, HARD? Not really. ARE YOU FANGALICIOUS? I could never be as fangalicious as you'd want me to be. Fly on, Fang this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is loser cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. xD The Percy Jackson pleadge: If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window! if two wrongs dont make a right, try three whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door shut! apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin. borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back! there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? ifr quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?' whise cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? how is it possible to have a civil war? if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware? Can you make a candle out of your earwax? "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? Are marbles made of marble? Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Can you get cornered in a round room? Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother-in-law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?? Can mute people burp? What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue? Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back? Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? Why can't you get a tan on your palms? If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June? Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something? Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Why is a square meal served on round plates? Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1? Which way does a compass point in space? Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked? Why do all superheroes wear spandex? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why did Mary own a little lamb? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? Why are Pringles curved? What happens if your snot freezes in your nose? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops? Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else? 35 Things to do when your in Walmart! this is halirious... 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" 16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one. 17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price. 18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs. 19. Start a fish-stick fight. 20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended. 21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!" 22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf. 23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner." 24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store. 25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines. 26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section. 27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..." 28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best if you love Twilight, and don't try with Maximum Ride) 29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught. 30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket. 31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs. 32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts. 33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back. 34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section. 35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid
RANDOM STUFF QUESTIONS!!!! 1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? Then I remembered something Amos had said: Muffin will protect you. Was that what Khufu had been trying to remind me? It seemed impossible, but I stammered, "M-muffin , I order you to protect us." Sadie -The Kane Chronicles "2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? nothing. Just air. 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? criminal minds 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 2:30 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 2:32 wow :0 (HOLY * !!!!!!!) 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My sister talking to a friend 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Last night to go to the airport 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? My socks 9. What are you wearing? a hoodie and jeans 10. Did you dream last night? Don't remember ... 11. When did you last laugh? Last night 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? pale-ish yellow 13. Seen anything weird lately? My sister :) 14. What do you think of this quiz? interesting 15. What is the last film you saw? pokemon 2000 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? stuff 17. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!!!! 18. Do you like to dance? kinda... 19. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Rose 20. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Carter 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? maybe... RANDOM QUOTAGE!: "What can be worse than hummus?" ~Percy, The Sea of Monsters "Wow, Apollo's hot." "He's the sun god." "That's not what I meant." ~Percy and Thalia, The Titan's Curse "Let us find the dam snack bar." "The dam snack bar?" "What is so funny?" "Nothing. I just could use some dam fries." ~Zoe and Grover, The Titan's Curse "Lineus turned into a shrub..." ~Grover, The Last Olympian "Thank you, Mr. Wikipedia." ~Sadie, The Red Pyramid If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If your friends are considering torturing you to stop talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile STOP RACISM! NOW! DO IT! NOW! I SAID NOW! A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Girls brave enough to I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. 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Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile. If you claim to have no life and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've never done drugs, became an alcoholic, and/or a smoker and never plan to, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that Rap is the most God-awefulest thing to be called 'Music' and that rappers are wanna-be's who are paid to make fools out of themselves, and can't even sing, copy and paste this to your profile. --And remember, you can't spell Crap, without Rap. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. Make a wish, and hope it happens... if you obsessively check your email almost every 10 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, fictionlover14, Saffire55, queen92a, Kaitie Kaye, anime-lover10,maximumride123 If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile. It's like a java-cuzzi!" ~Carly, iCarly "I'll get a mop..." ~Carly, iCarly "Wow, this thing must've been in the junk yard for years." "How do you know?" "Well I don't think THIS should be in here." ~Carly and Spencer, iCarly "Why are you drinking ketchup?" "My magic meatball told me to..." ~Freddie and Spencer, iCarly "PUT THAT IN YOUR MAN PURSE!" ~Carly and Spencer, iCarly "Wake me at a quarter to pie." ~Sam, iCarly "What's in that thing?!" "PAYBACK!" ~Dingo producer and Sam, iCarly "Please don't break my thumbs again!" ~Gibby, iCarly "Before I announce the winner, I feel compelled to tell you the worst guess which was...five." "I won? I WON!!!" "No Gibby, you didn't win. In fact, your guess was so far off that we're having you tested." "AGAIN?!" ~Principal Franklin and Gibby, iCarly "Do you have any more ribs?" ~Random lady, iCarly "Who's the girl in the sexy purple tank top?" ~Spencer, iCarly "HOLY CRAB!" ~Sam, iCarly (It's not 'HOLY CRAP!'--Dan Schneider confirms this on his DanWarp blog.) "Marvin bit my pants..." ~Spencer, iCarly "I'M EATING CHIPS WITH TRANS-FAT! OH MY GOD, I'M SO HAPPY!" ~Fred (guest star), iCarly "I'm not Spencer, I'm just a BUSTY old woman!" ~Spencer, iCarly "Don't joke about urine!" ~Spencer, iCarly "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "Dude, you know it's not my birthday..." ~Gibby and Guppy (I Guppy! He's soooo cute! :3), iCarly "DON'T HURT ME! I'M JUST A GIBBY!" ~Gibby, iCarly "Gee, Nora, we're sorry your clown had an annerism (SP?)." "I'm sorry he had an annerism while I was dancing with him!" ~Carly and Sam, iCarly Who wants to sing ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall? - Fang, School's Out Forever Bet you were kind of cute, pup girl! Rff! - Fang, School's Out Forever Just two school friends having a chat. - Sirius Black, HP: Order of the Phoenix You have to want to be with someone to make it work. You have to choose. - Fang, Max Apart from my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica! - Fang, STWAOES "Erre es korakas, Blinky! I will have your soul!" - Dionysus "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." "Oh, super idea. You're completely nuts, too." - Bianca di Angelo "Gosh, what a gripping story. You must have been simply terrified. Meanwhile we went to Godrics Hollow and, let's think, what happened there, Harry? Oh yes, You-Know-Who's snake turned up, it nearly killed both of us, and then You-Know-Who himself arrived and missed us by about a second. Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?" - Hermione Granger "Go away! I hate you! I wish you were dead!" - Nico di Angelo "The poor kid who hates you and wants to see you dead." - Grover Underwood "Grover! Apples! Tin cans! Get your furry goat behind out here and bring some heavily armed friends!" - Percy Jackson "I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..." -Ron Weasley "Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born." -Ron Weasley "Give her hell from us, Peeves." -Fred Weasley "We could be killed, or worse, expelled." -Hermione Granger "So, people, let's try to calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing that's glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do." -Fred Weasley "In the cove of coconut, there is peace..." -Me Things To Copy And Paste If you have ever swore at a student in a different language and then laughed when they didn't know what you were saying, copy and paste this in your profile. (LMAO! See, it pays to know a different language!) If you have ever started laughing for no reason, copy and paste this in your profile. If people think you are mentally insane, copy and paste this in your profile If you are extremely obsessed with british boys and their accents, copy and paste this in your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this in your profile If you're friends are always trying to tell you to shutup and you won't, copy and paste this into your profile If fanfiction is to you as Myspace and Facebook are to other people, copy this onto your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile If Faxness is one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile. If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile. If you used to be one of those girls who thought it was irrational to be in love with a fictional character, then read about Fang and changed your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile. 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THE ANSWERS Her name was Aurora Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad Copy this into your profile if you think child abuse is wrong Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. 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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love animals, copy and paste this to your profile. f you love Maximum Ride and cannot live without it, copy and paste this in your profile. If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, copy and paste this in your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile. If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile. If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, aemartin816, Sunshine Angel AND Rachel, draco-rex, Xena the warrior princess, maximumride123 95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile. If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. If you still laugh you ass off rereading Maximum Ride, copy this to your profile. If you want to see Maximum Ride(the movie) on the very first day it comes out... I'LL SEE YOU THERE!(oh...and copy this to your profile.) If you'll take the first watch, copy and paste this to you're profile. (if you don't get it, THEN READ MAXIMUM RIDE!) ()() The Evil Bunny Shall Rule the World -If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile -If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. -If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, FangsAndClaws,draco-rex, Xena the warrior princess, maximumride123 (V) Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.) If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because the in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. A girl and guy were speeding over 100 M.P.H. on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school If you would live in your local library, and never leave, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: ,Twilight's-Red-Moon, xxHopelessDreamerxx, The.Consumate.Critc If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile. (Harry Potter and the chamber of the secrets and I finished it! Well, I began reading it in the morning) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (Only every day) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever lost someone (dogs count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have over 300 novels in your room and think its odd people gawk at them, copy this to your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're the kind of person who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever said a number, but held up the wrong amount of fingers, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile If you love and I mean love to read, put this on your profile. If you would rather read, or be outside, rather than watching t.v, put this on your profile. If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. If you ever thought your little sister's personal mission in life was to make you miserable, copy and paste this on your profile. If you go out of your way to help your freinds and would do the same for anyone you meet, copy and paste this. But know that this is not a meaningless sentiment. Be honest with yourself. If you consider your freinds anchors in the worst of storms, copy and paste this. A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, freak?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance money. BEST FRIENDS DON'T LET YOU DO STUPID THINGS... ALONE! Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it? It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it. "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust? Copy and Paste this. Best friends are the people who will stick up for you, Never laugh at you knowing that you'd hate that, Always know what you like best, Are the ones who care and love you, Laugh at all you jokes even if they aren't that funny, They'll make your laugh when you're feeling down, They'll have their shovels ready to bury the one who made you unhappy, They'll break the guy's face if he decides to break your heart. So that means you've got to look out for them aswell,it's your job. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile (\_/) If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Castle, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. ~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, idril telperien, The.Consumate.Critic, Xena the Warrior Princess, mximumride123 If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (Don't be such a norm!) FRIEND:Lend you their umbrella FRIEND: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIEND:Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIEND:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIEND:Would knock on your front door. FRIEND:You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIEND:Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIEND:Would ignore this letter FRIEND: Will help me find my way when I'm lost FRIEND: Will watch my pets when I go away FRIEND: Will help me up when I fall down FRIEND: Asks me for my number FRIEND: Hides me from the cops FRIENDS: lets me make an idiot of myself in public FRIENDS: Fade 9 Things I Hate About People (Okay. so I about died when I read this...) In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he survey ed the worried faces."The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silently as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "5,000 for a male brain, and 200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,"Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used." whoever said nothing's impossible, obviously never tried slamming a revolving door! if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. But boys are like wine; They need to have the mess kicked out of them and be left to mature for a while before they become something you are able to have a meal with. If the opposite of pro is con,what's the opposite of Progress? "Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang-MR-AE "I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge-MaximumRide-SOF "Rowr!" -Fang-MaximumRide-SOF "She offered to cook breakfast."-Fang-MR-SOF "Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" ~Max-MR-StWaOES Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes" ~Max and Jeb-MR-Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports. You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers! ~Fang-MR-SOF "I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max-MAX Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. -Max-MAX "What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel answering Steve-MAX "Man, You weigh a freaking ton! What have you been eating, rocks?" "Why, is your head missing some?" -Fang and Max-Angel Experiment "I'm only a kid! I can't get married!" "You could in New Hampshire." -Max and Angel-MAX "I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I had listened." -Iggy-SOF "South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max-MAX "Optimism is overrated, Max. Its better to face realitly head-on." -The Voice-SOF "I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy-AE "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES "Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang-FW "Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total-MAX This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murdered girl chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. "Don't I get a kiss for luck? Its kindof a tradition, right?" - Percy Jackson, The Last Oympian. "Go chase a donut!' - Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters "I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant ' Eat my pants!'" - Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief "Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues." -Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief "New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, andwill happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson, Battle of the Labyrinth "I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson, TBotL "That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!" Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters "With great power, comes the great need to take a nap.- Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you are guilty of sometimes using a British accent, even if you're not British, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile 92 of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decides breathing wasn't cool. I am one of the 8 that would be laughing hysterically in the background 90 of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing at the edge of a six story building. Post this on your page if you would be one of the 10 of people who would be yelling "Jump, Jump!" I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it. Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. Before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way. when you criticize them you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Actually, I have lost. My mother then posed this question to me, “If you lost, then who won?” If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Man that was fun!" Did you know...? Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It’s good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It’s actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you? |
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