The Katterhide bio
Author has written 3 stories for Legend of the Seeker, Twilight, and Dragon Age. My youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/ProblematiqueResolve Oh, hi there! I am The Katter, because I ADORE Andrew-Lee Potts's version of Hatter, and I'm just random like that. I have like 3 fanfiction accounts out there, but I can't remember how to get back into them... and only one of the names comes to mind.Is it sad that, when signing up, I had to redue to 'Are you human?' feature about 3 times?Is it sad that, when I text, I use propper grammer and spelling(most of the time :D)?I accuse my backpack of trying to eat people's heels and tripping them...I think that I've been long since considered crazy.I can be a bit wordy, and often have to cram in those last few words because my handwriting suffers.I own a little white(considered grey because of her skin) pony named Joy(Joyous Occasion) that I'm starting to give lessons on(to the girls next door).I find a way to fit a horse/pony into EVERYTHING I write... even if it's just some random dude pasing by...I LOVE stories that have a main character with a sence of humor, and is not constants trying to be someone she/he is not. I would read fanfiction for a job, if I could.I like finding something that no one's written about, and write it myself.I think you deserve a meddle for reading this far ;DI'll bring a notebook around with me, even if I'm not sure that I'm going to write.I can be a VERY slow writer, and tend to write 5+ stories at a time, because I don't like finishing something all at once. Oh, and about ff.net taking down stories because they think the 'M' rating is too low- it's rated M for Mature. Shouldn't people be Mature enough to not whine about something like that? I mean, it's not like we can rate them higher! So... you think you can deal with me? (Y, N) (Y) Awesome, I'll make sure to write some stuff to put up soon! (N) ...Ummm... okay... that's great. Have a good life... |
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Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 5821 - Favs: 6,872 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Chances by RZZMG reviews
Scorpius Malfoy comes into his Veela birth heritage & seeks out his mate, Rose Weasley. At the same time, Draco Malfoy has decided to take a 2nd mate with the death of his wife & he's waited a long time to have Hermione Granger. Will destiny keep these couples from their much-deserved 2nd chances? NOMINATED BEST NEXTGEN WIP STORY-see profile for details. Romance/Hot Shag/Drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,112 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M., Rose W.
Temptasyon by Kirachi reviews
Raised by Orcs for their own cruel means a young woman is rescued and brought to Edoras, where she is put into the service of Éomer King. Dark tones and content. Éomer/OC Angst/Drama/Romance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,728 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Eomer
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20526 - Favs: 13,985 - Follows: 5,693 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Anna Jones's Diary by Miss.A.Jones reviews
It's Monday morning and Anna Jones has woken up with a hangover, an unfinished assignment, and her Professor. To make matters worse, the Daily Prophet's just arrived and her mother's on the front page... SB/OC, L/J, RL/OC, OC/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 273,268 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Duty and Honor: A Love Story by jen4306 reviews
Duncan came to Highever seeking a Grey Warden recruit. Amidst betrayal and death, what he finds will change his life...
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 206,944 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Duncan, Cousland
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5537 - Favs: 7,135 - Follows: 5,334 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bereft by Fluid Consciousness reviews
What happens when Duncan decides to recruit Amell into the Wardens even after she'd undergone the Rite of Tranquility? Would she prove to be an invaluable asset, or would the consequences be dire?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,720 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Amell, Alistair
Breaking Free by earthprincess4 reviews
Bella comes from money. Her mom sends her to Forks to spend the summer with her dad on his horse ranch where Edward happens to work. Lots of fighting and bickering between the two as well as some lemons. Oneshot for the "Don't Mess With The Help Contest"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 90,792 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
DoctorPatient Confidentiality by ShockedUp06 reviews
Bella has taken on a new job as a government research psychologist. Her first patient, Subject 342, a vampire named Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,458 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3758 - Favs: 4,557 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
30 Dragon by mackillian reviews
AU. Alistair isn't the only illegitimate son of King Maric. Where Eamon failed, the Couslands did not, and raised Maric's other son as their own.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 270,484 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - [Morrigan, Cousland] [Alistair, Leliana] - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3311 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Opaleye: A Dragon's Love by RZZMG reviews
A rare Opaleye dragon has set-up a lair in the ruins of Malfoy Manor. Hermione Granger is dispatched to check it out. Not all is as it seems though... A dragon's love is forever. Magical creature mating. Post-Hogwarts. Drama/Romance/Mystery/Shag. Story won 1st Place for "BEST STORY TWIST" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,861 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17649 - Favs: 11,536 - Follows: 5,020 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14509 - Favs: 16,749 - Follows: 8,703 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guarding Edward by katmom reviews
A stalker is trying to get close to 24 y/o HUMAN Edward Masen, a concert pianist. He hires Elite Guardians to keep him safe and to find out who is hunting him. Bella Cullen is the owner/operator of the company AND she's a 110 y/o VAMPIRE. AU/Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,280 - Reviews: 3033 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Annals of the Queen by NotLaura reviews
What young noble girl does not dream of marrying a King? A young King, handsome and strong and already half-beloved by the country he had fought to save?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,685 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Alistair
The Queen's Lament by Fluid Consciousness reviews
We see Anora in a different light. Appearances can be deceiving, after all.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Anora, Cousland
Brace Face by Ivy G reviews
Hallee King has always hated Sirius Black. Well...she liked him first and second year... but that doesn't mean anything, right? Rated T for later chapters. Also contains James and Lily, and Alice and Frank.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 119,269 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Caged by Miri1984 reviews
Alternate Miranda/Alistair universe. Miranda did not become a grey warden, but was instead captured and imprisoned by Howe. She is rescued by Alistair and Alim, the last two grey wardens in Ferelden, near the end of the blight. Rated M for mature themes.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,465 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
The Blanket by Miri1984 reviews
Written for a challenge on the LJ Swooping is Bad Community. Anders and Kallian Tabris are trapped in a cabin in the middle of a blizzard with only one blanket between them. What will they do to keep warm? Rated M for the OBVIOUS reasons!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Anders, Tabris - Complete
Keep Holding On by xWickedxLovex reviews
Melinda Sordino is 18 years old now and starting out her new life in New York City. Wile attending college she meets Tyler, a rebellious young man whom she slowly starts to fall for while they both come to terms with traumatic events from their pasts.
Crossover - Speak & Remember Me - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Melinda S.
Always by DeeDeeCat reviews
Continues from "the kiss" in Syfy's "Alice" Mini-Series.I didn't want it to end! So I continued on with Alice & Hatter making a life with each other in her world.It isn't always easy, but all you need is love.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 133,591 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Eyes of a Tiger by LittleReporterGirl reviews
Follow the story of young Abigail Abby Prewett through her days at Hogwarts. There is murder, loss, friendship, and, most importantly, love. If you liked my story "Dreams" you'll love this! Please Read and Review! I thrive off of reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 273,213 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Wrong by Neferit reviews
It was wrong, they knew it. But why does it feel so right at the same time? Contains spoilers of Ser Gilmore NPC mod. First part of Cousland/Ser Gilmore trilogy.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Cousland, S. Gilmore - Complete
Worth The Wait by Morine123 reviews
After 28 years, Ally still hasn't forgotten about her first love. And he hasn't forgotten about her either. 28 years later, and they haven't seen each other, until a tragic cab brought Ally to Tyler.
Remember Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Complete
Lord of the Facebook: Return of the Friend Request by aotearoan reviews
The Return of the King told through the characters' Facebook accounts. The third instalment of the Lord of the Facebook Statuses follows on from The Two Notifications and the Fellowship of the Facebook Status . Yes, Tolkien is spinning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
Taking Your Own Advice by xvampiree reviews
Advice columnist, Bella Swan, meets a handsome stranger in a dark alleyway. They have a one night stand and she falls pregnant. What happens when he becomes the editor of the newspaper she works at? OOC AH Canon. M for language and lemons. E/B. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,802 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tangled Web by m7707 reviews
Edward, Jacob, Demetri, and Felix are members of the Volturi Elite Guard. Their team tracks beings that have violated the Volturi Code of Silence. When they are assigned to investigate the human Isabella Swan, Edward's unalterable world is altered. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,575 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kismet by Annilaia reviews
AU AH "I want to fall in love with you" was all the postcard in his hand said.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
From The Shadows by WindSurfBabe reviews
Where is the Horse and the Rider? Our kingdom has been cast into the shadows... Are we doomed to disappear, all will of resistance broken by hunger and disease, loyalty bought for a piece of stale bread? Will no one save us? LegolasOC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,210 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Legolas - Complete
Rain Doesn't Mean Misery After All by Agrabah's Princess reviews
Car troubles in the pouring rain brings half naked Quileute's out of the woods. Seth/OC for the Rain Scene Challenge. Post BD. Seth cute-hotness awaits! One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Seth - Complete
Power of an Imprint by McKennaBlack reviews
On the way to visit her mother in La Push, an unusual draw towards an animal in the forest causes Tala Bass to have a car accident. Not only does the accident open her eyes to a new world, but it also unleashes an ability she never knew she had.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,846 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Seth - Complete
Catch and Release by Closet Adventuralist reviews
A woman sentenced to death experiences a series of dreams that may save her life. HaldirXOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Haldir - Complete
One Shot: Hospitals and Heartbreak by xvampiree reviews
Edward left Bella before they knew she was pregnant. They both leave Forks and Edward's a resident at the hospital Bella starts working at. Will he finally meet his daughter? Will Bella finally find out the real reson why he left her? AU AH Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,598 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,774 - Follows: 5,809 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Of Dogs and Dragons by Labby01 reviews
In the Muggle town of Newberry, veterinarian, Emilia Reynolds, is mystified by a sudden streak of dog killings. When Charlie Weasley comes into town to try to capture the unknown threat, both of them learn more about life and love than they ever expected
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,528 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Charlie W., OC - Complete
Fire and Water by remuslives23 reviews
Remus Lupin - an alternative story. From first trip on Hogwarts Express to the Final Battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 260,235 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Meant to Be by remuslives23 reviews
Remus gets more than he bargained for when he goes for a quiet drink at the Leaky Cauldron. Rated M - you'll see why in the first chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,509 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
The True Identity: Year One by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Harmony Potter has just found out that she is the GirlWhoLived. Problem. Everyone believes that she is the BOYWhoLived, Harry Potter. What's a girl to do? Maybe. . .Go along? Then there is the subject of a huge black dog. When did life get so complicated?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,449 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Finding Heart by Dragonwind reviews
Finally Complete!!! Legolas' brother finds his heart's desire..can he save her?...Please R/R..No Flames...CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM ALWAYS WELCOME
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 125,912 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/29/2002 - Published: 3/21/2002 - Legolas - Complete
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Learning to Hate reviews
Anath Cousland wants to hate him. She feels that she had a reason to, but how can she? It wasnʼt he who betrayed her parents. It was his father, and he didnʼt know a thing. Fem!Cousland/Nathaniel
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Cousland, Nathaniel H.
Down to the Wire reviews
Bella is not liking the job of hire-on-the-hour jockey in New York with her horse, so she moves to Cullen Acres, one of the most successful thoroughbred barns in Kentucky. But, she finds out quite quickly that the powerful heir is rather persistent. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Almost Plan to World Domination reviews
A bunch of small adventures between Katheryn, the Drunk/Hungover Confessor, and Rienna, the 'Half-Sith' in their spoof-tastic world. Update: Openning up.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/6/2010