Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, and That '70s Show. Why Hedonists r Often Rated E (FF name) hahaha...it's a whore joke...do u see it?? The capital letters spell whore...WHORE!! funny...whore's are why hedonists are often rated e; e for everyone... WHEN I GET A NEW FF NAME I WILL PUT THE OLD ONES UNDER HERE SO THOSE OF U THAT READ MY PROFILE WILL KNOW WHO IT TIS 'CAUSE IF I START CHANGING FF NAMES LIKE I CHANGE S/N THEN SOME OF YOU MIGHT HAVE SOME TROUBLE FIGURING OUT THAT I'M THAT PERSON!! 1. eblives4eva 2. Why Hedonists r Often Rated E 3. ConvalescentlyAmbitious 4. Why Hedonists r Often Rated E Harley Davidson (real name) (no i m not joking, that is my real name), I'm 16 years old and I'm a junior... I love caffeine (coffee, tea, anything w/ caffeine), sugar (any kind of sugar), the game Twister, dancing w/ my friends when we are high on sugar and caffeine, and leaving Haley pretend drunken voice mails...don't ask...I am very vociferous and zealous (yes, it's supposed to say zealous NOT jealous)... I love my friends and family and would b devastated if anything ever happened to them...I love animals, music, books, games, sports, and (u'll think of me as pretty much a retard right here, but...oh, well) school...I'm a sucker for romance, like my buddy Rachel W. and my aunt...I act most like my Aunt Kandy and Pappy Tiny...I cry during weddings (tho my aunt cried at the wedding in the play we did at school 'the sound of music')(very sad, yes i know...i've informed her of this), I cried at the humane shelter and I cry at school sometimes...tho most people don't know it, i am very sensitive (well i guess they know now), and very, very emotional...I hate it...it sucks...very much...I remind Haley C. of her mother...that's how emotional I am (tho it's an on and off thing)...and her mom's bi polar...My favorite word game is the word association game...YAY!! It's fun...Right Ash?? Of course...that pretty much sums me up...oh, and I love fastpitch softball...I'm a catcher, third baseman, and first baseman...I like to spell things AOL style... My fave words are chuckle and mufasa...ooh...mufasa...ooh, it tingles. do it again...mufasa, mufasa, mufasa...ooh, ooh, ooh...sry 'bout that...just saying the word chuckle makes me wanna chuckle...hahaha...hahaha...chuckle...chuckle...hahaha...I'm gonna stop now so I don't laugh so hard that I quit breathing 'cause that would b bad... Who I'm Most Like: I'm most like my aunt Kandy and pappy Tiny; movie/TV related I am most like Donna Pinciotti (That '70s Show), Gregory (Greg) House and Allison Cameron (House M.D.), Hermione and Luna (Harry Potter), Rachel and Phoebe (FRIENDS) I am like Donna, Rachel and Phoebe b/c of their attitudes and personalities; I have some of each of their attitudes/personalities; w/ Donna, I am also a tomboy. I am like Hermione and Luna b/c I'm a complete bookworm and obsessed over my grades constently tho I wouldn't be surprised if someone found me reading a book upside down. I am like Allison Cameron b/c of her character and what she supplies to her group and her common sense which shows up only on certain days and like Greg House b/c of his sense of humor and his metaphorical use and whore jokes. My Idols/Role Models: MY SOFTBALL GALS!! Dilanne Bedillion; Suzie Denillo; Michelle Greenawalt; Jacki Deiley; Stacey Nuveman (catcher for the USA olympic softball team); my 10th grade English teacher, Mr. Center Top Fav. Songs: '26 Cents' by The Wilkinsons, 'Brown Eyed Girl' by Van Morrison, 'Build Me Up Buttercup' by The Foundations, 'Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini' by Franky Avalon, 'Anything But Mine' by Kenny Chesney, 'Good Directions' by Billy Currington, 'Two-Step REMIX' by DJ Unk, 'Ridin' Dirty' by Chamillionaire, 'Everytime We Touch' by Cascada, anything by Queen, Johnny Cash, June Carter Cash, Dolly Parton, Cher...I love oldies...I love '50s music... Things I Wonder About: 1. Why do we drive on a parkway, but park in a driveway?? 2. Why is a hamburger called a hamburger when it's not made out of ham?? 3. I already know why the sky's blue, so that's not one of them!! 4. If Superman can stop a speeding bullet with his chest, then why does he duck if you throw a revolver at him?? 5. Why do people believe you when you say there's a billion stars, but check when you say the paint's wet?? 6. Why do people look up when you yell DUCK, but duck when you yell HEADS UP?? 7. I JUST THOUGHT OF A REALLY GOOD ONE AND THEN IT WENT AWAY AND I CAN'T REMEMBER IT...DAMMIT!! THIS SUCKS!! SHIT!! IT REALLY NEEDS TO COME BACK...I'M GOING CRAZY!! 8. Why are my friends and I so weird and random?? 9. WHY CAN I NOT THINK OF NUMBER 7?? 10. I REMEMBERED NUMBER 7...OK...HERE WE GO...How come if you say 'Good Morning' it means 'Hello', but if you say 'Good Night', it means 'Good-Bye'?? 11. Why the hell am I soo fucking emotional?! Quotes: "It's easier to be mad at the people u care about 'cause they know u'll love them no matter what!!" -The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants "The best feeling in the world is being happy 4 ur best friend when u find it hard 2 be happy 4 yourself." -Unknown "The only time my best friends make me cry is when I'm laughing too hard." -Unknown "No matter what anyone says, HUGS fix anything and everything anytime anywhere!!" -Me "There's 3 things in life every girl needs: Love to make her weak...Alcohol to make her strong...And Best Friends for when both things make her hit the floor." "Pop, block, and crop it." -Tarra Books: all Harry Potter; books by James Patterson; books by Nora Roberts; The Daughters of the Moon series; the Laurie Stolarz series; archaic books such as The Iliad and The Odyssey by Homer and Hills Like White Elephants by Ernest Hemingway; Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck; and many others... |
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