Hello all! This is the profile of...dah dah dahdah! Bookworm0492! Yes well I guess you'll have to read to find out aboute me so READ ON MY FRIENDS!

Basics

Name: bookworm0492 ( duh)

Age: noneya( teens ill give ya that much)

Location U! S! OF A!

Hair color: Bronze red ( I love my hair! Its so unique in color!)

Eye Color: Brown

Favorite Bands and songs:

Alabama: Dixieland Delight

Big and Rich : Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy!

Rascal Flats: Feels like Today

Darrel Warley: Have you forgotten

Gretchen Wilson: Chariot

Alan Jackson: Drive ( for daddy Gene)

Sugarland: Gotta be Somthing More

BWitched : Like the Rose

Brad Paisley : Whiskey Lullaby

Favorite Books:

In the Garden Series

Harry potter series

Series of Unfortunate Events

Eragon

HawkSong

Inkheart

Favorite Anime & Manga :

Yu Yu Hakusho ( HECK YEAH! DUUUH!)

Fruits Basket

Inuyasha

Negima

Chobits

Wolf's Rain

Desert Coral

DN Angel

More Starlight to your Heart

Favorite Quotes:

" Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." The Princess Bride , Inigo Montoya

" Is the rum gone? " Yes the rum is gone." " WHY IS THE RUM GONE!" Pirates of the Carribean

" Tongueing and fingering. Sounds like somthin' you do when the lights are out." My Social Studies Teacher when he was subbing for our band directer.( Oh yeah I play the flute. _)

" Ilikedabacon" My best friends motto.Lisani

Inuyasha: " Damn it all." INY

Hannah: You have the right to remain silent. Or do i have to read you your other rights?"

Mukuro: "What rights?"

Hannah: "Exactly." From my story Fox and Wolf.

Inuyasha : Feh

Hiei: Hn

" What is Normal anyway? If you find out please tell me so i know what not to be." : My other firend( who wants to be normal?)Kyashoni

" Lovely" : Me ( I say it in a sarcastic tone )

" Poke" : Me and my firends with the action of poking someone

" In the beginnning the Universe was created, this has made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move" Douglas Adams

" A rose by any other name, would just as sweet." William Shakespear ( I LOVE this quote!)

" I pity da fool." My Social studies Teacher ( he says the oddest things...)

" Nobaby nawhomey we aint playin that game." Yet again my scocial studies teacher

" Bubbles!" My friend Lisani

" Take it to the carwash" My friend ( come on perverts THINK!) Lisani again

" Brat" My dad ( he calls everybody brat -_-')

" Fire I like fire" My friend( other friend) Kyashoni

" Its a good book even thought its named after a fruit"( My other friend again) Kyashoni

" Just keep swimming , just keep swiming, just keep swimming , swimming , what do we do we swim swim swim.." Dory from ' Finding Nemo'

" Hey da whody whaty?" Me

" Say whatwhat?" Me!

" Okeyday!" Me

" I wanna shirt that says , 'I'm the Brittish-Fricken Chipmunk, I am friends with the Sugar-High Lemur, Perverted Puppy and Retarded squirrel,and on the back it should say ' and im just fine with that' ( ym friends and I's motto somewhat , inside joke, ANYONE STEAL AND THEY'RE GOING TO BE IN TROUBLE!) plus the shirt would be vise-versa for my friends

"im hungry' said by me 24/7/365

a peach is a peach , a plum is a plum a kiss aint a kiss wihtout some tongue, so open your mouth and close your eeys and give your tongue some exerscise! ( internet)

" Tha scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies, is lunch," Micheal Friedman

" There is no doubt, the first requirement for a composer is to be dead." Arther Honegger

" Acceptance is such an important commodity, some have called it ' The first law of personal growth'." Perter McWilliams

' When in doubt, use brute force" Ken Thompson

" I can't complain , but sometimes I still do" Joe Walsh

"There is no great genius without some touch of madness" Seneca

" If it aint broke, dont fix it" Bert Lance

" Success isnt permanent, and faliure isnt fatal." Mike Ditka

" I want to stay as close to the edge as possible.Out on the edge, you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center." Kurt Vonnegut

"Maybe the gift of any great person, is the power to converse with our own hearts." Randall Wallace

" The trouble with computer , of course, is that they're very sophisticated idiots." Doctor Who

" Say all you have to say in the fewest possible words, or your reader will be sure to skip them; and in the plainest possible words, or he will certainly misunderstand them." John Ruskin

" Well spring sprang. We've had our state of grace,and our little gift of sanctioned madness,courtesy of Mother Nature.Thanks,Giai.Much abliged.I guess its time to gte back to that daily routine of life we like to call normal." David Aseal

" Nature gets credit which in truth should be reserved for ourselves: the rose for its scent, the nightingale for its song, and teh sun for its radiance.The poets are clearly mistaken. They should adress they're lyrics to themselves and turn them into odes on self congratulation on the excellence of the human mind" Alfred North Whitehead.

" You've got to be original,because if your like someone else,what do they need you for?" Bernadette Peters

"Remember, we all stumble, every one of us.That's why it's a comfort to go hand-in-hand." Unknown

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A DOE

Unbearably lovely music is heard as the curtain rises,and we see the woods on a summer afternoon.A fawn dances on and nibbles slowly at some leaves.He drifts lazily through the soft foliage.Soon he starts coughing and drops dead." Woody Allen

"If you are interested in stories with happy endings you would be better off reading some other book." Lemony Snickett

" Time ripens all things,no man is born wise" Miguel De Cervantes ( but hes never met Kurama)

" Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others." Samuel Johnson

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult." Charlotte Whitton

"Ones dignity can be assaulted, vandalized and cruelly mocked, but cannot be taken away unless surrendered." Michael J. Fox

" This is a story about Everybody,Somebody,Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done , and everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it , but Nobody did. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized Everbody could do it. It ended up that Everbody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done" ~ Anonymous ( think about that)

" I forgot to take my blue pill today. Blue isnt all that important, it just reminds me to take the pink pill. But the pink pill is F&$in crucial." ~ John Bowman

" Life gets better as you get older..unless your a banana" ~ Cecile Jackson ( me : 0_0 my friends call me Banana gulp)

" Alwasy be nice to your children , they're the ones choosing your retirement home." ~ Phylis Diller

" He who laughs last didn't get it." ~ Helen Giangregorio

" I wil not eat oysters, I want my food dead. Not sick-not wounded DEAD!" ~ Woody Allen

" Never go to a docter whos office plants have died." ~ Erna Louise Bombeck

" I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe, when its hard enough to find your way around China town!" ~ Woody Allen

" There is a fine line between fishing, and standing on the shore like an idiot."~ Steven Wright

" Very funny Scotty now beam up my clothes" ~ Star Trekkie

" What is a comittee? A group of the unwilling , picked from the unfit, to do the unessecary." ~ Mark Twain

" I told my phsyciatrist everbody hates me. He said I was being ridiculous, nt everyone has met me." ~ Rodney Dangerfield

" Have you noticed? Everyone drivng slower than you is an idiot ,and everyone driving faster then you is a maniac."~ George Carlin

" We had gay burgalrs the other night. They rearanged the furniture." ~ Robin Williams

" Suicide hotline..please hold." ~ anonymous

" If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving isnt for you." ~ anonymous

" The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary." ~ Vidal Sasoon

" Women are meant to be loved, not understood."~ Oscar Wilde ( me: yeah yeah yeah)

" There are two types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead." ~anonymous

" Logic is panics prey" ~ Kurama YYH

" Though Im sure your minty fresh breath was worth the delay" ~ Hiei YYH

"Miroku: all women throw themsleves at me!

Sango: I'll thorw somthing at ya..." ~ Miroku and Sango INY

" Would you consider bearing my child?" ~Miroku INY

" Im surrounded by idiots, but they mean well." Hiei YYH

" Im warning you , if you so much as bruise whats in your hand , I'll show you pain. The hue of your soul wil cease to matter , because you will not be judged when you die, you will no longer exist." ~ Kurama YYH ( me : 0_0 scoots away)

" Lover-boy, release us and you'll keep your ability to breed." ~Hiei YYH

" Kill us if your going to, but spare us the sound of your voice." ~ Hiei YYH

" Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.Theres too much fraternizing iwht the enemy." ~ Henry Kissinger

" When I was kisnapped my parents snapped into action...they rented out my room."~ Woody Allen

" If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind somone and pinching them, is probably a joke that gets old fast." ~ Jack Handey

"Remember, I will be here, as long as you hold me , in our memeory." ~ Josh Groban

" The pain , the cracking of bones, I LOVE IT!" ~ Koto YYH

" Kurama, thee is no one who does not carry scars on their heart. If there were someone like that, they would bea shallow soul indeed." ~ Hiei YYH

" More than any other time in history, mankind faces crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly." ~ Woody Allen

" In the begining , there was nothing. The god said :Let there be Light! There was stil nothing , but you could see it alot better." ~ anonymous

" The best way to get back at a man who stole your wife, is to let him keep her." ~Unknown

" Ona traffic light , gren means go, and yellow means yeild, but on a banana its the total opposite. Green means' hold on', yellow means 'go', and red means ' where the heck did you get that banana!" ~Mitch Headburg

" The knack of flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing" ~Douglas Adams

" The difference between genious and stupidity, is that genious has its limits." ~Alber Einstein

" Everyone needs belief in something, I beleive I'll have another beer." ~anonymous

"Yo mama so fat , when she sings , its over!" ~anonymous

" I love work; it fascinates me; I could watch it for hours." ~Jerome K. Jerome

" I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." ~Steven Wright

" Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you forget the quesiton." ~Lt Henry Mon USAF circa 1961

" I wont have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent." ~anonymous

" Im not sure what this is, but an 'F' would only dignify it." ~ Unknown college professor.

" I am returning this otherwise good peice of paper over to you, because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top." ~English professor, Ohio University

"Ford, your turning into a penguin. Stop it." ~ Arther, HHGTTG

" A hangover is when you open your eyes and wish you hadn't."~ Smythe , ' Andy capp'

" Its you and me against the world. When do we attack?" ~ Graffitti

" I dont belive in afterlife, but im taking an extra pair of underwear, just in case." ~ Woody Allen

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks."

"Personality is born out of pain. It is the fire shut up in the flint."

"A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.""

"A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same."

"Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow grow, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation." (Ironic.. George Washington was the one that said that..)

Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. But hatred is a curved blade. And the harms we do, we do to ourselves.

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned,
Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned." (lol)

"One should not lose one's temper unless one is certain of getting more and more angry to the end."

"I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me." (Rose LOVED that oneand The next one 2 lol)

"The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you."

"You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses." (Interesting.. is it not?)

"For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he pass'd;
And the eyes of the sleepers wax'd deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!"(That Should be HER Wings..)

Don't strew me with roses after I'm dead.
When Death claims the light of my brow
No flowers of life will cheer me: instead
You may give me my roses now! (snickers)

"Men die, but sorrow never dies; The crowding years divide in vain, And the wide world is knit with ties of common brotherhood in pain." (Uhh... Oh-Kay...)

The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." (Dont hurt me... Rose isnt completely evil. nervouse laugh)

"I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string." (Hahahahahaha I liked that one)

"Expecting a carjacker or rapist or drug pusher to care that his possession or use of a gun is unlawful is like expecting a terrorist to care that his car bomb is taking up two parking spaces." (Teeheehee)

"An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." (Rose totaly agrees...)

"It is criminal to teach a man not to defend himself when he is the constant victim of brutal attacks. It is legal and lawful to own a shotgun or a rifle. We believe in obeying the law." (haahaha Oh shit... hahah)

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." (Lalala... haha)

The heart itself is only a small vessel,
yet dragons are there, and lions,
there are poisonous beasts,
and all the treasures of evil,
there are rough and uneven roads,
there are precipes;
but there too is God and the angels,
life is there, and the Kingdom,
there too is light, and there the apostles
and heavenly cities,
and treasures of grace.
All things lie within that little space

First they came for the Jews
and I did not speak out--because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists
and I did not speak out--because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists
and I did not speak out--because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for me--
and there was no one left to speak out for me. (Has to do with the Holocaust)

"It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" (err... ok..)

"If you have a lemon, make lemonade." (i died when i read this one...)

"I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off the Grass, Keep Out, and they seem to work fairly well. I think we should also have signs for major crimes: Murder Strictly Prohibited, NO Raping People, Thank You for Not Kidnapping Anyone. It's certainly worth a try. I'm convinced Watergate would never have happened if there had just been a sign in the Oval Office that said, Malfeasance of Office Is Strictly Against the Law, or Thank You for Not Undermining the Constitution. " (Hahahaha)

"There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action." (sounds like something Hiei would Mutter...)

Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them." (LOL)

"Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education." (That didn't make sence..)

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have." (Sounds like Snape and Harrys predicument no?)

"Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up."

"A relationship is like a rose, How long it lasts, no one knows; Love can erase an awful past, Love can be yours, you'll see at last; To feel that love, it makes you sigh, To have it leave, you'd rather die; You hope you've found that special rose, 'Cause you love and care for the one you chose." (ironic isn't it?)

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'"

Ok I will most likely send you more but i have to go. I'll be on Talkstomutch later. Bye _
Quoteland : Quotations by Topic(there are more in here)

" If you want to survive life you've got to know where your towel is." ~ Douglas Adams

" Sanity is the playground of the unimaginative" ~ unknown

" If its tourist season , why cant we shoot them?" ~Nick Featherman

" Sorry, did I say somthing wrong? Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway, so i dont know why i bothered to say it. God Im so depressed." Marvin the Paranoid Ansdroid HHGTTG

" I never forget a face , but in your case I'll make an exception." Groucho Marx

" One of the problems has to do witht he speed of light, and the difficulties of trying to exceed it.You cant.Nothing travels faster then the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. The Hingefreel people of Arkintoofle Minor did try to build spaceships powered by bad news, but they didnt work particularly well and were so extremly unwelcome whenever they arrived anywhere that there wasnt really any point in being there." ~ Douglas Adams ' Mostly Harmless'

" You cant leave footprints in the sands of time by sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?~ Anonymous

"I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel alot." ~ Woody Allen

" In the beginnig the Universe was created.This has made alot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move"~Life,The Universe, Everything Douglas Adams

" A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings."~ Woody Allen

" We dont have a town drunk, we all share the responsablity," ~ Anonymous

The Poem
I knelt to pray but not for long,
I had too much to do.
I had to hurry and get to work
For bills would soon be due.
So I knelt and said a hurried prayer,
And jumped up off my knees.
My Christian duty was now done
My soul could rest at ease...
All day long I had no time
To spread a word of cheer
No time to speak of Christ to friends,
They'd laugh at me I'd fear.
No time, no time, too much to do,
That was my constant cry,
No time to gv to souls in need
But at last the time, the time to die.
I went before the Lord,
I came, I stood with downcast eyes.
For in his hands God! held a book;
It was the book of life.
God looked into his book and said
"Your name I cannot find
I once was going to write it down...
But never found the time"

Well thats it for now! please read my stories and review! Byeness!