Announcer: Cousins FirewitchMonkey and KyraSkye have joined forces to form the SkittleRiot! Recruiting minions now (ahaha). These girls are dark eyed, dark haired, pale skinned with plenty of weird randomness.

KyraSkye: Seriously though, aside from our plot to steal the world's skittle supply, we're just your average psycho teens. Now where's FireWitchMonkey?

Announcer: She left fifteen minutes ago.

KyraSkye: Oh. Really?

Announcer(facing the imaginary audience): Kyra suffers from an overactive imagination and FirewitchMonkey suffers from siblings. Evil siblings.

KyraSkye frowning : Shut up, I don't think Dalton is evil. Or Mariel. Mariel's okay.

Announcer: The other three are evil little monsters, though.

KyraSkye: I know. Anyway, she joined this site shortly after I did, around the end of 2004.

Announcer: And you have way too many fics going, and you update too erratically.

KyraSkye: Didn't I tell you to shut up?

Announcer: ...

KyraSkye: I asked you a question.

Announcer: Yes.

KyraSkye: I told you to shut up!

(Interlude of Gollum singing -badly- while KyraSkye chases the Announcer with Very Pointy Pencils.)

(KyraSkye pushes hair out of her eyes and stares at the crowd that had materialized to watch the violence.)

KyraSkye: Um. Hiya everyone. Stop staring at me!

(Everyone just stares at her.)

(She runs away.)

(The Announcer sneaks back on stage.)

Announcer whispering: T.A.t.W, or Teens Against the World, is a secret organization, made of former KND that don't remember their old organization, of course. Because they're all teenagers. Will KND dismantle and destroy the T.A.t.W, or will they join forces?

(Firewitchmonkey jumps onto the stage, and the Announcer panics and falls down, where KyraSkye is waiting to smack him with her math book.)

Announcer: AAaahhHHHHHHHH!

(He runs away.)

(KyraSkye grins at her cousin, who frowned at the retreating figure of the Announcer.)

Firewitchmonkey: What's his problem?

KyraSkye: I don't know. I think he might be scared of us for some reason.

The curtain falls.

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Yeah. Weirdness.

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KYRA SKYE : Um. Lost the character list (for the tatw) and the first chapter. Er. I rewrote it though and finally got it up. Yay. Feel so proud of myself. I guess I'll just write until FirewitchMonkey gets an idea. I have to do the entire Operation Death Rescue, then it's her turn. Or I'll get bored. And I have a lot of work to do and only two days of school left. And my computer is down so I have to use school computers. Ugh.