It's just a normal café, in a not-so normal city, run by a maybe-less-than-normal barista, with decidedly not normal customers. Get ready for the coffeeshop AU like no other as we follow the story of a young café owner and her (un)fortunate habit of getting dragged into ridiculous adventures.

Because there's a time to shout "screw the plot!" and a time to step back and ask "wait, where's the plot?" Or: How I'm the dumb schmuck who got apparently invalid foreknowledge. SI/OC AU

Days after the Promised Day, Edward goes to the Xerxesian ruins to look for somehing. He encounters a large bear man, and is slapped by his paw. He finds himself falling into water, and he uses alchemy to get himself somewhere. This is the story of a midget who found his way into the Great Age of Pirates. This is the story of the Fullmetal Alchemist.