Hello. My name is Waves Crash. You can call me either Waves, Crash, or Sandy. Whatever floats your boat.

I currently reside in the lovely little town of Storybrooke, Maine.

I am a teenage girl. I do not think I was created for a mundane life. I feel out of place in this world, and thus lose myself in anything fantasy, because I feel as if that is where I truly belong. I think the human race is terribly corrupt.

Writing is my life. It is my escape from normality and meditative for me. I find it easier to speak with a keyboard than a tongue, teeth, and a pair of lips.

Now that I'm done being serious...

Me

Name: Call me Crash. Waves Crash.

Age: ...I am in the double digits. The first digit is one.

Hair color: It changes. At the moment it is a dark brown/black. Naturally it is a very dark blonde/light brown.

Eye Color: Brown.

Skin color: I am Caucasian. I wish I was Asian though. Asian people are SO PRETTY. *sigh*

Short or Tall: Short.

Fat or Skinny: Almost anorexically skinny, but it's natural. I need to gain weight.

Favorite Color: Green.

Favorite TV Show: Once Upon A Time. OMG ASDFGHJKL ITS SO PERF.

Short Term Goal: Learn how to make videos a la movie trailers/music videos.

Long Term Goals: I think I want to go to school for acting and creative writing.

Sexuality: I am a bicycle!

WHEEEEEEE LANA LANA LANA PARRILLA MAAARRRRYYYY MEEEEE

Alrighty, I think I'm done.

MY GOD SCALE

This is just a scale of people I love/obsess over etc. If you share any of these obsessions, PM me about it :3

1 - President Goddess of My Idols: Lana Parrilla. HOLY CRAP JUST ASFGHJKL humans were not meant to be that perfect.

2 - Vice President Goddess of My Idols: Michelle Williams

3 - Secretary Goddess of My Idols: Jayma Mays

4 - Treasurer Goddess of My Idols: Grey Delisle

1 - President God of My Idols - Johnny Depp

2 - Vice President God of My Idols - James Franco

3 - Secretary God of My Idols - Colin O'Donoghue

4 - Treasurer God of My Idols - Ryan Gosling

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm Italian so I must be a mobster.

My Ships/OTPs

-Emma/Regina (HOLY SHIT SWAN QUEEN FOREVER AAAAAHHHH OTP OF OTPs!)

-Rizzoli/Isles (Just. Yes. It reminds me of Gelphie.)

-Glinda/Elphie (because REASONS and it's canon!)

-Tinkerbell/Regina (Fairy Queen will lead to Swan Queen, and be cute as shit on the way.)