napalminthemorning
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Joined 01-16-12, id: 3634928, Profile Updated: 01-27-12
Author has written 6 stories for Inception, and Harry Potter.


I write mostly prompts that the un-lovely smeltlikesafety gives me :P


I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like...victory.

(Someday this war's gonna end.)

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Burning To The Ground reviews
Some things are better forgotten. But how, when it's impossible to do nothing but remember?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Date Night reviews
Arthur finally gets Ariadne to go on a date. Eames is not amused.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Dear Fred reviews
George writes a letter. It's the hardest letter he's ever had to write. Rated T for angst and stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Hairy Encounters reviews
Harry finds out the real reason why Snape kicked him out of Occlumency. Completely AU and completely crack. Warning: Major nonsense.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Five People Arthur Meets In Somewhere reviews
The gang go deep into the mind of a brainwashed teenage girl. Warning: major nonsense. Do not read if one does not understand the concept of trolling.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
To Go Or Not To Go reviews
Eames is bathing. Arthur needs to pee. The gang is watching Arthur very closely. And there's only one bathroom in the warehouse. Warning: Major nonsense ahead.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Arthur, Eames - Complete