Hey, School has made things cramped and i am stuck in all my honer classes(which is a pain) and i was begged to be in the stupid play. So sorry that i dropped off the radar for awhile but that will change. i have got new ideas for the stories but be cool with me because my school is dropping a boat load of crap on me.

Things to Make People Think Your Crazy:

Argue with your friends that The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was actually a love story—it helps if you have good examples.

Every time you kill a fly or roach, shout out, “Such is the fate of all who oppose my reign!”

Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy." (My friends and i actually did this, we got some weird looks)

Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood

Tell Your Children Over Dinner "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Tell your friends that the squirrel in your back yard died and that you are depressed

Have a sleepover party and rent movies for little children like Beauty and the Beast or Alice in Wonderland (these are two of my favorite movies)

Tell them weird stories like you dream to go to Africa and become an orthodontist for giraffes or gorillas (i actually do tell my friends about my strange dreams)

Ask your neighbors if they'd be interested in becoming blood brothers.

Tell kids that Disney World burned down and the ice cream truck only plays music when they're out of ice cream.

Attach large signs to drinking fountains that declare, "FREE WATER TODAY!!!"

Keep a little water gun with you and squirt it at people as they walk by. (my teacher used to do that)

Sneak condoms in other peoples' carts and follow them to the checkout and watch their expressions.

If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob or music videos

Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."

When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!"

Say Excuse me to no one

Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. (My friend and i said that shoes were against our religion)

Pretend to worship the devil

Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

Eat anything obviously not edible. (try not to poison yourself.)

In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!!"

Pretend to have multiple personalities

Celebrate random holidays, like “Talk Like a Pirate Day” and” Hedgehog Awareness Week”. Make tee-shirts and SHOW YOUR SPIRIT!

Name your planner/pencil/ruler/calculator/binder. Call it by its name. All day. If anyone asks you why your planner has a name, give him or her a weird look.

Ask someone randomly "what year is it?", and when you get an answer, act all surprised and/or worried about it. You can also ask many other questions, like "what country" or even "what century", "what continent", "what planet" and "what galaxy", etc

Pretend to be a blind person in public, then get into a car and drive off

Propose to random strangers in random places. Be sure to choose places with some romantic value, like fountains, bridges, or Wal Mart

Favorite books:

Vampire Academy

Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief

Twilight- (not a big fan of the movies)

The Host

House of Night Series

Need Series

Music:

Alice Cooper

AC/DC

Journey

Muse

Owl City (sometimes)

Pixie Lott

30 Second to Mars

Some of Nicole Scherzinger

and The Black Eyed Peas

so anything really ; )