I haven't abandoned my story, but life decided to get in the way, and the next chapter or two will take awhile to get up. *Sorry*

Hello there. [VERY MINOR CURSING IN PROFILE]

Well, what do you like most about Star Trek? I'm certain this voice I hear questioning me is hallucinated, but nevertheless I will answer all of it's questions.

I most like the fact that it's a love story about two guys... that was created in the 60's. Granted they aren't in love in 2009, I can't say that they aren't at least attracted to each other though, you never know. Spock/Uhura is not canon (well, wasn't before 09), and I hope they fix that in the sequel. I'm not saying shipping them is bad or wrong, or that they need to have Kirk and Spock all over each other, I'm just saying try to do better with sticking to the original canon, and despite this quality I loved the movie. Well, now that I am done ranting, continue oh hallucinated one.

Okay, so, what's your favorite TOS episode? And my name is Lysol.

Do not have one. Nope. Goodbye, Lysol.

Yes, you can bet Lysol will pop up later,most likely in A/N's, or maybe a story dedicated to it if I get in the mood to write crack.

I don't ship Uhura/Spock, but I love Uhura. I especially love stories where she and Spock are like BFF's as he gets his epic romance on with you know... Kirk. I like the friendship, not the romance.

McCoy is epic. And hypo-happy.

Ships:

Kirk/Spock

McCoy/Pike.

Amanda/Sarek

Just because it's not on here doesn't mean I won't read it, and love it, but I probably won't write it. (For example McCoy/OMC- OMC meaning Tavarik)

Amanda and Sarek, can I just say, their epic love story is competing with Kirk and Spock's. For seriously.

It has recently come to my attention that plot bunnies from various fandoms are assaulting me with wooden knives. Not exactly sure how it went unnoticed, but nevertheless, her are some fandoms you may see here.

Law & Order: SVU (Special Victims Unit)

Huzzah! I established it in an Author's Note, but for those of you who didn't read that story, I will settle it here.

E/O is not canon, which is FINE, but they're named after the creators children. Honestly. I also ship non canon pairings. I know they aren't canon,and don't care.

I do not hate Kathy (I think that's her name, don't pay attention to the bitch), because I ship G/E, I hate her because of that divorce bull and I'm not sure if it'll last forever.

Ships:
G/E- Gelliot, pronounced Jelly-it)

I can see instances of canon,but not the solid, concrete, if-you-hit-your-head-on-it-you'll-bleed-out proof that comes with Kirk/Spock

I may gain some more ships. I will add another hetero pairing, I will dammit! Or at least femslash!

NCIS (Naval Criminal Investigative Service)

I like crime shows. Sue me.

I whore the boys out ship wise (sorry). I just can't choose!

Gibbs/Tony

Palmer/Tony (It's pretty good)

Ari/Tim

No idea, but Aim love! (Yes, Aim. Bitch.)

Heroes:

Sylar.

S y l a r.

S Y L A R!

I like Sylar. :gasp:

God I love Sylar. I love the show in general, and Hiro is another favorite, but something's so compelling about a killer that I see as a good guy.

Yup, he's good in my books. Some of the nicest people I know are killers!

You know a killer?

Yes Lysol, I dated this guy once...

Peter/Sylar

SLASH! :faints from shock: