Name: Somethingpants McPie

Age: 9001

Gender: Unknown; possibly male.

Hai gaise, Mister McPie here. Just wanted to make sure you read my stories.

YOU LOOK AT THEM :C

Okay, so here's some stuff :3

I'm a complete loser and most of the stories I'll post here are purposed for shameless self-gratification. As low as it is, I tend to write about the characters I want to hump the most. Yes. Hump. And believe me, that's a pretty big, awkwardly creepy list.

I used to be a gigantic weeabo, but that no longer applies to me. So, more than likely, I won't be posting anything animu-related. Above everything, I'm a horror junky. I always have been, and I always will. I adore older film series, like A Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, Friday the Thirteen, and Scream, just to name a few. Pertaining to that, I'm a HUGE Freddy fan-boy, and possibly an even bigger Leatherface fanatic. Unf. Something about those movie monsters just gets me going.

I'm probably going to made a similar account on AdultFanfiction, but I don't know yet.

Hang in there, gaise.

Favourite Horror Films(just because you NEED to know):

A Nightmare on Elm Steet, all

Texas Chainsaw Massacre, all

Friday the Thirteenth, all

House of 1,000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects

Scream, all(fyi, the newest one was hilarious)

Last House on the Left

Eraserhead

Drag Me to Hell

The Collector

Piranha

The Thing

Hellraiser, all

Dead Alive

Silent Hill

The Crow

My Bloody Valentine

The Shining

Dawn of the Dead

The Human Centipede

It

Rose Red

Sleepy Hollow

Tideland

Pumpkinhead

Jeeper's Creepers

Yeah, well, the list is seemingly endless. I could literally have you sit here for weeks on end, reading the mind numbing horror of my list. Not the films themselves, my list. It's that horrifyingly long.