Desiree Potter
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Joined 05-02-11, id: 2890448, Profile Updated: 06-12-12

I have changed my profile name from Genevieve Solcea Riddle to Desiree Potter!!!!


My favourite characters ever are Fed and George Weasley, hence the picture!

My favourite pairings are Harry/Draco and Hermione/Fred or George!!!

I have finished Lead me by the hand! I have a few reviews on this one but i would love more :) Also read and review on my oneshot Family!

Please review on my stories! Please!

Desiree Potter xxxx


ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

When your are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang that was fun!"

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

God created man-THEN had a better idea!

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

Your year book picture still haunts me.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

You're a speacial kind of stupid, aren't you?

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

I DONT obsess! I think intensley...and like all the time

Before, I was confused what OC, OOC, AU, and AR meant, so for those of you who don't know:

OC = Original/Own Character

OOC = Out Of Character

AU = Alternate Universe

AR = Alternate Reality

Hope it helped!

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From the Outside by Sincerely Kimby reviews
FULL SUM INSIDE "My goal: Get Percy Jackson & make him mine. My plan: Get rid of his gothic cousins Nico & Thalia, and awful twin sister Leila. My price: destory his soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend Annabeth Chase..." Mortal's POV on our heroes in Goode high school. Follow her thoughts as she plans to cause a break up and steal a certain green-eyed boyfriend away. POST TLO AU Complete
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,775 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Zeus Tales by Stannis is the one true king reviews
Zeus decided its time for some family bonding. he packs up Hermes and they will go on an adventure around the U.S! Trouble will follow them though... R&R *warning VERY OOC On Hiatus
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Hermes, Zeus
Not Just Another Silly Love Story by Tape Monkey reviews
Artemis has known Hermes for 3,000 years and hated him for about 2,999. DISCONTINUED, sorry guys!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Hermes, Artemis
The Gods Visit Camp by Me The Awesome reviews
The gods decide to visit Camp Half-Blood for a month. Involves jokes, pranks, contests, games, parties, revenge, shows, and more! Takes place after the Titan War, I guess. Rated Teen in case. Nominated for the Veritas Awards! No OCs, all canon characters
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,077 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hermes
Mercurial by marthesia reviews
Formerly Love, Secrets, and a Cup of Coffee. They are forbidden from revealing themselves to mortals. So of course the God of Pranks breaks the rules in the most dangerous way possible.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,460 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Hermes - Complete
Had I Known by kayly silverstorm reviews
After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,745 - Reviews: 4838 - Favs: 5,079 - Follows: 3,604 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sunrise by genuinemermaid reviews
Collection of oneshots featuring Artemis and Apollo brother/sister fluff. Chapter 34: Competition. / "Your dedication to the Hunt has led me to believe that you deserve a...'day off,' but, considering what you would have to subject yourself to..."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,049 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Artemis, Apollo
Breaking the Oath by SupremeMasterOverlordKhurro reviews
Hermes knew this was going to break her Oath. He knew he shouldn't be doing this. But she said she loved him. And he felt the same toward the wonderful Goddess. But what happens when Zeus finds out about this forbidden relationship? Read and Review please!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,908 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Hermes, Artemis - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4173 - Favs: 7,737 - Follows: 3,455 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Things that the DA aren't allowed to do by Anime-Rosalie reviews
The remaining members of the DA-Harry, Ron, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Ginny, Colin, and Dennis-find a list entitled 'Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts'. They attempt to pull off the list, enough said.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,879 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P.
War of Trust and Deception by Wacko12 reviews
Sequel to "Knights of Chaos". Four years after 2nd battle of Manhattan, Chaos's knights and the Olympian's forces fight against the Primordial Gods. As the war wages, its hard to know who you can trust and some will do anything for power or for love ones. On Hiatus
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,274 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Chaos
Blade of Chaos by Wacko12 reviews
Percy's life has gone down a little over the years and after the worse happens he disappears. 10,000 years later the heroes of both Roman and Greek camps face an outside threat with new "allies". One thing is for certain: Nothing will ever be the same.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,087 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Percy J., Chaos - Complete
Passing Notes Can Be A Good Thing by Hippogriffs Fly Free reviews
Lily and the Marauders make life a little more bearable in certain classes by passing notes and having a laugh. I'm not fantastic at writing summaries but please just give it a go! Some Lily James in there as well as references. Read & Review! HFF
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,101 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do On Mount Olympus by Taayluur reviews
"You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hermes - Complete
Morning Suprise by Pandora80 reviews
Hermione wakes the morning after a party, to find a suprise or two in the bed. FW/HG/GW Ignore some of book six, and all of book seven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,378 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Gods facebooks plus campers by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowStalkers reviews
What would happen if percy and the camp half-blood gang all had facebooks plus the gods. Creepy right. Laugh out loud funny on some conflice
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Just a Hyperbole by sarcasticrainbow reviews
Some of things in life that Percy never expected to happen was to be kidnapped and walk in on the the supposed God of the Sun with some hot chick. Unfortunately, these things happened and now he's stuck with the consequences. ApolloPercyHermes College AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,600 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Hermes, Percy J.
Six and a Half More Times Poseidon Visited by alwaysuptonogood reviews
Sequel to Six Times Poseidon Visited . It's like Hermes said. "The hardest part about being a god is that you must often act indirectly, especially when it comes to your own children." SallyPoseidon PercyAnnabeth/Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,623 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Poseidon, Percy J.
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 4,649 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry and Hermione Lupin by fred aholic reviews
Death Eaters have organised a meeting for hundreds of muggles to get together. What happens when the Grangers and Dursleys are at that meeting?, what happens to Harry and Hermione?, the pairing is a SIBLING PAIRING!. so dont send me hate messages
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,192 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Little Brother by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
She's always have his back too, no matter what. Apollo is her little brother, and she wouldn't change that for the world. ONESHOT: Artemis/Apollo sibling fic. Warning: OOC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Artemis, Apollo - Complete
Locked In by ablondeinaunionjack reviews
Jane and Anneena aren't supposed to know about the Society...but what happens when they find Connie's diary? Thanks to ThatGirlWithThoseIssues for the idea. All recognizable content belongs to Julia Golding.
Companions Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Anneena, Jane
War Face by losing-necessary-cohesion reviews
Scar realizes Matt isn't as apathetic as she had always thought. Sorry, crappy summary. Review. Or not. Whatever floats your boat :D
Power of Five series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Matt F., Scarlett A.
Do you like Shakespeare? by Psychogoth reviews
He stopped dead from his tracks when Artemis' dull voice spoke, "Do you like Shakespeare?"— An interesting afternoon of questions & confusions. Who knew the goddess of Hunting could be bold? Set before the Olympian war. DISCLAIMER: I don't own the song.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Artemis, Hermes - Complete
10 things you didn't know about by MadCatta reviews
Yes yes, I know this is overused but it's only really in places like HP that there are so many... 10 things about various Po5 characters.
Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009
Darke Academy New Status by MiracleWorker505 reviews
Kate Sanders is the new scholarship girl. Cassie, Jake, and Isabella know that she will be in great danger, as Katerina's family is back for revenge. This is the biggest secret - until Kate becomes one of Cassie's kind and she finds out the real truth.
Darke Academy series - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Cassandra B./Cassie., Sir Alric D.
The True Meaning Of Christmas by SupremeMasterOverlordKhurro reviews
Hermes trys to talk Zeus into celebrating Christmas, but the Lord of the Sky doesnt want to. will Christmas be celebrated on Mount. Olympus, or will they just go through an everyday day. does that make sense? one-shot. better then the summery. plz R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Hermes, Zeus - Complete
The Return by fred aholic reviews
Sequal to 'My Mother, My Aunt' by Fred aholic and Keeperoliver. The children are ready for an exciting first year at Hogwarts but nothing is how they hoped. More secrets of the Golden Ones are revealed, will the others with this bond be found?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,474 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Harry P.
Hestia needs a hearing aid by Daina Solo reviews
Hestia has gotten old and needs a hearing aid. So she doesn't know that she's almost killing at least four gods with the word, "What?"
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Hestia, Ares - Complete
A New Threat by mallow45 reviews
Chiron has been hiding a dark secret. But when a Gatekeeper appears at Camp Half-Blood, he must reveal it. The Old Ones are here, and the gods can't stop them alone. Now Percy Jackson and Matt Freeman must find the other Gatekeepers and stop the Old ones.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6845 - Favs: 4,063 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.