Well now, what zany being has mangaed its way into my sad excuse for a bio now? Looking for a good lemon are we? Well, I hope you dont expect countless works of art from me. In fact, I dont even write. Ill have you know I am illiterate, disfuntional, boorish, and just plain ignorant. And damn proud of it too. Im here to read, and read only ... Im too lazy to actually do anything else. I is not a gud riter ...

... What, you still insist on knowing about me? Why are you still reading this? Not like Im of any importance here! ... Go do something constructive ...

... Still reading?! God, you people must be realling fucking bored ... Well ... -feels special people acutally care about it- ... I am Red-headed American. I hate where I live, school, my siblings usually, and the sun ...

... Now, be gone you annoying little monster ...

Caution: Can be a bit testy. Side effects include blowing your head off with a AK42, running over your limp, lifeless body continuously and mercilessly with an 18 wheeler, and finally shoveling your remains into a pit full of acide. Thank you, have a nice day, and don't forget to trip over the land mine

Last updated Jan. 10, 2004, 10:30pm