yo! um... i realy don't know what to say here... if i DO actualy write some fanfics there probably going to be realy bad... well... depending on what music i'm listening to...weird...ANYWAYS! um ya, feel free to give me any sugjestions on what you want to see and i'll do me best! srysly... i have no life lol...*sigh*...ok... writing a fanfic is WAY hardder than it seems... srysly i sat there with a blank page that said:

CHAPTER ONE

for about an hour... oh well, at least the luki's engrish is sexy as usual. O///A///O

go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FWpjARfs-Q&feature=BFp&list=PL881D322B096CE73D&index=8 to see what i mean... ^_^

i realy WANT to write more of my fanfic" the black order school for alternative magic" but i need to go back and watch the movie TT-TT i'm suposed to go and buy some CD's to burn it onto but if i get board then i might just watch it online...

damn my new fanfic sucks ASS! plz reveiw!!!!

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~ a magical seahorse named fluffy!~

~Fuck Manual Counting~

~beans damn it! BEANS!~

~insert random catchphrase here!~

~who's Austin?~

~squadala we're off!~

~bank of the west~

~and thats how you get...a russian.~

~grease the eyebrows!~

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Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)

The Allies

America (Alfred F. Jones)

You love hamburgers (x)

You think you're awesome (x i don't think, i KNOW!)

You love to invent things ( )

You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films (x)

You can seem to be very brash to other people ( )

You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business ( )

You're terrified of ghosts ( )

You know aliens exist ()

You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time ( )

You wear glasses ( )

(3/10)

England (Arthur Kirkland)

You like tea (x)

You were quite tough as a kid (x i think so at least...)

You're very sarcastic and cynical (x)

Your cooking is awful ( )

You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (x)

...But you refuse to believe in aliens ( )

You have tried doing black magic before ( )

You get drunk quite easily (x that one time at christmas...good times, goooood times =u=)

When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy ( )

You're good at embroidery ( )

(5/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

You're very affectionate ( )

You think you have a great fashion sense ( )

You like wine ( )

You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears ( )

You love red roses (x)

When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women ( )

You're very proud of yourself ( )

You love culture and the arts (x)

You're very flamboyant ( )

You say you're a gourmet ( )

(2/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

You had a very sad childhood (x unfourtanuatly, yes)

You're very tall (x)

You have a tendency to switch between personalities (x derp.. :D)

You wear a scarf all the time ( )

You love sunflowers (x)

You love vodka (x yes. yes i do.)

You can seem intimidating to other people (x yea... especialy after i kicked the shit out of that guy at school for touching my chest)

You're very strong (x)

You have a big nose (x only slightly)

You have a strange laugh that can scare people (x its more of a psycopath king of laugh...)

(9/10) (DAMN IT! :c)

China (Wang Yao)

You're very mature ( )

You're very superstitious ( )

You're very religious ( )

You love pandas (x)

You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes ( )

You love Hello Kitty ( )

You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously ()

You work hard ( )

You're good at drawing (x)

You like sweets (x)

(3/10) (...)

The Axis

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

You were bullied a lot in your childhood (x and then i fought back... by strangling them :D)

You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit (x)

You're very happy-go-lucky (x sometimes)

You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies (x i feel like i do..)

You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up (x it's only therein the morning though...but it's there EVERY TIME I WAKE UP!)

You're a good artist (x)

You can be clumsy at times (x)

You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something (x)

If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" (x derp)

You would surrender in a war situation (x)

(10/10) ( l'italia di sumi bitch!)

Germany (Ludwig)

You're very stoic and serious ( )

Sausages are your favorite foods ( )

You like to walk dogs/your dog ( )

Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case (x)

You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T ( )

You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules (x)

You work very hard ( )

Your alone time is your 'happy time' ()

You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people (x)

You've had issues with money once or twice ( )

(3/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

You're very mature ( )

You think everything over before saying it ( )

You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one ( )

You isolated yourself during childhood (x)

You became very successful in a short amount of time ( )

You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world ( )

You can seem cold/aloof to other people ( )

You're good at practical tasks ( )

You need time to adjust to new people (x)

You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person (x)

(3/10) (...not even close.)

Other countries

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

You are very well-raised ( )

You're polite (x sometimes)

You love classical music (x)

You like cake (x)

You have a mole on your face ( )

You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (x ya...i probably need to change that...)

You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (x...i'm OK on clairinet...)

You've composed music before ( )

You tend to call people 'morons' ( )

You wear glasses ( )

(5/10) (...SOOO mismached)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

You're often ignored by people (x)

You look younger than you actually are (x height wise no facewise yes.)

You love hockey (x)

You love polar bears (x)

You hate fighting (x only with my white personality...mwahahahaha! :D)

You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy (x)

You often get mistaken for someone else (x)

You feel under-appreciated (x)

You're bilingual (x)

You always carry a bear with you ( )

(9/10) (damnit! so close!)

Cuba

You smoke ( )

You're very physically strong ( )

You've won a lot of fist-fights (x)

In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other ( )

You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics (x)

You like hot weather ( )

You can be very friendly from time to time ( )

You look very tough on the outside ( )

You make a very nice role-model ( )

You don't let people get a word in edgeways ( )

(2/10)(...no...just no...)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

You have a potty-mouth (x)

You like to wear flowers in your hair (x)

You used to be a very tough kid (x)

You're very reliable (x when i want to be)

It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (x)

You're very faithful (x)

Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (x dude, if you knew me you'd be thinking 'NOOOoooo really?)

You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese (x)

You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next (x)

If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it (x)

(10/10) (ok, i'm surprised...)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

You're very loyal (x)

You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together (x sorry leilachan1019, but it's true...)

You're very serious (x...sometimes)

You have a lot of patience () (dear lord no)

You think too much about philosophical stuff (x yes.yes i do)

You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... ( ) (naw, i think about it to much to let it get me down :D)

You're not very confident (x)

You were quite rebellious as a child (x derp)

People tend to walk all over you ( )

You're a born worrier (x)

(7/10)

Poland (Feliks Łukasiewicz)

You love the color pink (x) (hell yea!)

You have a friend that you always walk all over (x yes.)

No matter what happens, you tend to revive like a Phoenix (x again yes.)

You act before you think (x god, that is soo me)

You are first very shy and hard to get friendly with (x)

….but after you DO get friendly, you act like you're a King towards them (x)

You are able to talk like the opposite gender (x)

You talk with words such as "like" and "totally" (x)

You seem like a clown but you're actually quite delicate (x)

You love ponies (x fuck yea!)

(10/10) (...well, i AM polish...)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

You love tomatoes (x)

You're a bright thinker ( )

You have a country-bumpkin like atmosphere (x... no comment)

You kinda insensitive (x)

You tend to go along with other people's thoughts or plans (x)

You're scary when you're angry (x yes.yes i am. ask that one guy i strangled.)

You're passionate ( )

You have a person that you care for dearly, but they don't seem to appreciate you that much ( )

People should NOT get near you when you had alcohol ( )

You have people that are Best Friends, but rivals at the same time (x)

(6/10)

South Italy (Rovino Vargas)

You have a younger sibling that you don't get along well with ( )

…but you kinda rely on them anyway ( )

You're friendly to girls (x)

…but you're strict and unsocial towards guys (x)

You act strong but actually, you're a wimp ( )

On some parts, you're weaker than your younger sibling ( )

You have someone that cares for you dearly but you think of them as annoying ( )

You love your family, but you just don't show it ( )

You're truthful to yourself, in some cases ( )

You love pasta, pizza, gelato, and fruits (x)

(3/10) (...weird)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillshmidt)

You have a younger sibling that you always count on ( )

You're slightly aggressive (x nooo realy?)

You think you're totally awesome (x dude, i AM awsome!)

You have a pet bird ()

You're loyal to your superiors/parents/teachers ( )

You're actually punctual, strict and serious, you just don't seem like it (x)

Some people you like, some people you just hate like insane (x)

You tend to pick on some people ( )

You have an old friend that you just can't beat no matter what ( )

You have good friends, but they're not exactly the best people you can find ( )

(4/10)

Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)

You stay neutral in thing no matter what ()

You are reclusive ()

You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to (x)

You work hard on things until they're done ( )

You can't get along friendly with other people ( )

But, you're kind towards siblings ( )

You're actually quite strong ( )

You have a lot of money ( )

You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring ( )

You had a hard past ( )

(1/10)

Korea (Im Yong-Soo)

You care a lot about your family (x)

You love watching movies, and creating things (x)

You're stronger than you seem (x)

You're a Going-My-Way person (x)

You love kimchi ( ) (loluwut

You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking ( )

You tend to piss off your elders (x)

You like to claim things as yours ( )

You love games and Internet (x)

You're slightly perverted ()

(6/10)

Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)

You love Christmas and Santa (x)

You're honest and quiet ()

You are good at high-tech machinery ()

You like coming up with weird things (x)

You sense of taste is bad, as people say ( )

You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you ( )

You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse ( )

You love saunas ( )

You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well (x)

For some reason, you have weird naming skills (x)

(4/10)

Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)

You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet ()

You're honest, serious, and love debates ( )

You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it ( )

People think you're scary (x)

You're clever with your hands (x)

You make weapons with things that people don't imagine ( )

You're clumsy with human relationships ( )

You tend to go against stronger people ( )

You give up pretty quick (x)

In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring ( )

(3/10)

soo...i'm some kind of cross between italy, hungary and poland...FUCK YA! X3

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List twelve of your characters from your fandoms, in no particular order

1.canada

2.norway

3.N. italy

4.russia

5.Japan

6.poland

7.france

8.denmark

9.s.italy

10.Sealand

11.Iceland

12.germany

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

no...to scary...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

definatly hotter than the stereotypical climate

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

germany would get an ass-kicking from an angry den-nor fangirl

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

actualy, i just read one before doing this.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

no... that would be like pairing sealand with belarus...ew

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

5/10. y'know, just for shits and giggles.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

it would become a crack-tastic threesome.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

what would happen when italy, a naition with rich arts, food and over all rich culture, meets sealand, a naiton in the middle of the ocean with a population of no less than 5? hilarity ensues! mpreg!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

never seen one, and i hope i never will.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

when loved ones pass

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

cooler than me by mike posner. den-nor anyone?

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: YAOI, SMUT AND INAPROPRIAN USE OF WURST, WOOL AND MAPLE SYRUP

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

...around two months ago...

and now it's time for... RANDOM FANFIC QUOTES!!!

"Are you coming to Santos tonight, or not?"

"Santa's? You're going to visit Santa? Doesn't he live in Lapland? That's kind of a long way away. Why are you going to Santa's, anyway; it's July. Oh! Do you want to steal an elf? Are you going to use them to help you pick up dates? I don't know, Frenchie, stealing from Santa seems kind of dodgy…"

"Santos, you imbecile, Santos! It's the name of the club I was telling you about! Mon dieu, vous êtes stupide."

-that sinking feeling, hetalia

-o-o-o-o-o-

The Canadian was about to say something when The front door flew open and the Superpower burst into the house, a little polar bear tugging the leash, choking himself slightly as he struggled to get to his owner's lap. "Hold on, Kumajirou!" the American said loudly. "Hold on! Ya know, you'd think you'd go 'Hm, I'm choking, let's stop pulling!' But ya just don't seem to get it!" He bent down to unhook the leash and dragged himself into the kitchen to hand over the Pepto and finally have that coffee.

-alright, i'll hope for arizona, hetalia

You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when…

[x] When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you

[x] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class

[x] When you scream "Happy Birthday Alfred" and/or "Take that Arthur" on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look

[ ] When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he's a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay

[x] When you laugh if a country's "vital regions" are discussed in the news/media

[ ] When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language

[x] When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you

[x] When you ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them "everyone eventually becomes one with Russia" before walking away

[ ] When you walk into a Hello Kitty store and ask where the Shinatty-Chan merchandise is

[x] When you take time out of your day to look up country relationships on Wikipedia

[x] When you begin to notice all the jokes about China

[x] When you try to make your own "idiot hair" and use two bottles of hair gel in the process

[x] When the Great Depression all of a sudden seem hilarious. "Your ass is MINE, America!"

[x] When you correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them "Korea already invented that"

[x] When you have to remind people that Hong Kong is NOT the capital of China

[x] When you explain that when the aliens attack, the first to go will be the British

[x] When you're grade in Geography suddenly shoots up

[x] When others ask you what you mean by "England is so cute when he's Tsundere"

[x] When you find yourself thinking of the best conversation you've ever heard:

o Italy: France nii-san, what is intercourse?

o France: Don't you know, Ita-chan? It's what you do with someone you like. So…do you like me?

[x] When you correct your history teacher, telling them that the pact of steel between Germany and Italy was actually a pinky swear

[x] When seeing the new Harry Potter movie the second time, the only thing you can think of is the infamous spoiler written all over England's torso

[x] When the contagious verbal tics of the show become a part of your normal day conversations

[x] When you have full-out and vicious debates on what side (the Axis or Allies) would win in a fist fight

[x] When you imagine, when in a state of insane exhilaration or any kind of insanity emotion, you have the same menacing purple aura that often haunts Russia when he's "happy"

[x] When you realize you've memorized every single version of MaruKaite Chikyuu and sing them regularly

[X] When you find yourself scanning through your history textbook to find a good fanfiction topic

[x] When you feel yourself tearing-up while discussing the American Revolution

[x] When you start learning Japanese just to read the Hetalia website

[x] When you expect the Polish exchange student to be a cross-dressing valley girl

[x] When you download your favorite episodes and watch them compulsively

[x] When you randomly scream "PASTA" and think everyone around you is weird for not getting the joke

[x] When a tomato crate seems like the best hiding place during a war

[ ] When you know the songs "Fat na kare", "Oyayubi no Tsukaikata", "Makka na Ito", "Yokan", "Gibusu", "Lion", "Tetsukazu No Sekai" and "Utsukushii Namae", have downloaded them onto your itunes and listen to them daily

[x] When "True Italian Spirit" is only another way to say "We Surrender"

[x] When the song "Santa Clause Is Coming to Town" seems like an odd rip-off of something that was written for Russia (or Finland)

[x] When you try to convince your history teacher to play Chibitalia episodes when learning about the Austrian Wars

[x] When, upon looking at your youtube favorites, you find that APH videos have filled up at least two pages of space

[x] When you begin to read all about your favorite country obsessively to learn more about them

[x] When you start noticing how much you absolutely adore sunflowers

[x] When you realize there's always someone underneath the cute mascot uniforms

[x] When you discover the joys of the Sexy Waiter outfit

[ ] When you explain to others that condoms are the best weapons in psychological warfare

[ ] When others find you odd for talking to the fairies, flying rabbits and unicorns even if they're the odd ones out for not being able to see them in the first place

[ ] When you decided to construct your own APH OC and proudly proclaim to the world that you were the one who created Portugal

[ ] When you want your own pink kitty backpack

[x] When "Flower-Egg" seems like the best name for your new puppy

[x] When England wearing America's jacket is probably one of the best things that's ever happened to you

[x] When, upon being scolded by a teacher or parent when caught watching/reading APH in class, you explain that you're merely studying for your History exam

[x] When you watch movies/plays/musicals/etc., place APH characters in the roles and plan your parody fanfiction of it

[ ] When you try and memorize the "Yakko's World" song just because you can imagine the countries while singing it (and fail horribly)

[x] When you don't feel like a nerd for knowing so much about history/geography

[x] When, if something big happens in the world, you imagine the countries' reactions

[x] When, upon acting/cosplaying as Italy, you close your eyes and keep them closed to see if you can really function that way, only to realize that, no, you cannot

[x] When you try to plant random bits of Hetalia into your schoolwork, and marvel at the fact that you're the only one that knows what you're talking about

[x] When you wish your grandfather could be as awesome as Rome

[x] When the sound of bouncing beach balls (Ukraine's boobs) is now disturbing to you

[x] When you use your favorite / cosplayed country's name in place of your own

[x] When watching South Park, you find great embarrassment in the fact that you're composing your own episode in which the APH characters are present

[ ] When you explain to your Geography teacher that Corsica isn't an island; it's Italy's nipple.

[x] When you find yourself doodling your history notes into a Hetalia-like situation, much to your teacher's dismay (ex: Spanish-American war for a Hetalia fan = Cuba getting pissed at Antonio and Alfred beating Antonio up before giving him a few bucks and skipping away).

[x] When you confuse the people around you by outwardly expression your frustration that you can't chose between countries to cosplay as ("I'm not sure whether to be Finland or Southern Italy!")

[x] When you purchase a dish at a restaurant specifically for the name (ex: I got Romano Cheese pasta at Souplantation)

[x] When you realize you're not sure how to react to the Hetalia: Paint it White! movie (Should we cringe at the…odd plot, or do we squeal at the MASSIVE amounts of fanservice?)

[x] When you begin to understand that you're pissing off those around you who don't know of Hetalia/those who don't like Hetalia

[x] When "Aiyah, 4000 Years" made you weep like a little girl

[x] When you find yourself following the World Cup just to root for your favorite country

[x] When the Yugioh the Abridged " In America" references all have a double meaning to you

[x] When it aggravates you that people refer to male countries as "she" or "her"

[x] When You find the song "Canada's Really Big" or any other references to country's sizes amusingly inappropriate

[x] When Shinatty-chan becomes a frequent doodle on your notebook and you have to explain that it is not hello kitty, but a fat, old guy in a hello kitty imitation outfit

[x] When you spout random facts about various countries and revel in the fact that no one else knows about them

[x] When you find yourself suddenly a lot more aware of the current world situations because people did fanfictions and fanart about them

[x] When you start laughing at a world map because it's really more than just a placement of countries to you

[x] When you have a French exchange student, and you expect them to be just like France... and are fascinated that, yes they are

[x] You spend all day scouring the internet for country relations in a vain attempt to justify your crack pairings

[x] When you suddenly take great pleasure in learning about your lineage and relating it to Hetalia characters

[x] When you start assigning your best friends countries and when you get together you call it a "World Conference"

[ ] When said friends start forming the pairings you support

[x] When you bribe your friend to say "Aru" at the end of every sentence

[x] When you know about more countries than your geography teacher

[x] When you start squealing in geography class

[x] When in history class you start making what you're learning about into a Hetalia episode in your head

[x] When you obsessively search Hetalia MADs on Youtube and are confident you know most of them off by heart

[x] When suddenly the image of America is no longer of Uncle Sam or Lady Liberty in your head

[x] When you see a book in the store called 'Your Erroneous Zones' and automatically touch (or want to touch) your hair

[x] When Charlie the Unicorn is tainted for life, thanks to England

[x] When you start chanting "kolkolkol" in your head when someone annoys/angers you.

[x] When you're shocked that all the Ukrainian girls you see haven't fallen over yet due to figure disproportions.

[x] When you feel the need to violently mash your potatoes with a fork no matter what state they may be in.

[x] When you keep on denying that "It wasn't the Axis' fault! It was their bosses!" or "They were under their dark selves at those times!"

[x] When you know you improved in drawing and writing thanks to Hetalia

[x] When you keep on laughing and you relate to your dad everytime he watches the boxing videos of Ricky Hatton against Manny Pacquiao and you will mutter "Iggy probably still has a grudge against Firi-tan" or "Take that Arthur!" or "LOL England got defeated by a woman!!!"

[x] When you stalk Hidekaz Himaruya's blog and you are sad to know that he added new comics IN JAPANESE that most can't read

[x] When you attempt to sing "Country From Where the Sun Rises; Zipangu" And FAIL miserably to the point that your dog hates you for it. AND that you had fun singing "W.D.C. ~World Dancing~" since you were shouting random English at your computer. That and "Einsamkeit" made your heart melt when you read the english translations.

[x] When you rant about "Why they didn't finish RomaHeta" and you plan on making a flash of that AFTER you get a tablet

[x] When you realize that your notebook (that rarely has any notes) became your fanfiction notebook and is now ashamed to show it to your teacher

[x] When you absentmindedly face palm every time your mom says "Your house looks like Chinese" and will try to see Yao's reaction and face to that

[x] When going to the supermarket or hardware store, you look at where the product was made from and laugh (I saw something made in France and I was giggling) OR you saw a banner that says "International" and beside it were flags and you tried naming every flag.

[x] When you randomly scream out "DO NOT PUT THE NAME OF [insert country/human name here] IN VAIN!!!" when a person/comedian in TV makes a random comment and says something about [insert country here]

[x] When at the right moment, the song "Let's Boil Hot Water!" came on your Ipod and you start singing, adding a long "PASTAAAA~" at the end only to realize that the volume was on max, you were screaming and people where looking at you.

[x] When you sang "The Delicious Tomato Song" when you saw tomatoes in the grocery store

[ ] When you complete all Marukaite Chikyuu and you have them in your Ipod (AN: I currently have twenty-two!)

[x] When the word "Invading" even without Vital Regions sounded dirty to you and you laugh

[x] When you REALLY question yourself how "Pangaea" is possible and you are trying to imagine how it works... and failing to imagine it properly without thinking of dirty thoughts

[x] When you apparently stalk this list and randomly add new stuff in it when you had moments

[x] When 'Honda's Really Big Thing' becomes more humorous than it really should be...

[x] When you listen to "Blame Canada" from South Park and can't help laughing and shouting "MATTHEW!!!"

[x] When someone mentions "Big Ben" you can't help but go scarlet and giggle like a school girl.

[x] When your teacher/friend says that the alliance between Germany and Italy was "one of convenience" and you immediately reply, "IT'S TRUE LOVE AND YOU KNOW IT!"

[x] When you can't say international affairs with a straight face

[x] When you hear/see the name "Susan" and automatically think of Sweden.

[x] When you picture Hungary and Austria's wedding when you learn about them joining countries.

[x] When learning about Ancient Rome, Ancient Greece, or Ancient Egypt, you stop yourself from correcting the history teacher telling them, "It's Grandpa Rome, Mama Greece, and Mama Egypt!"

[x] When people ask you why America is your favorite country, you reply/think "Cause he's the hero! And the hero is always the best!"

[x] When you see the label "Made in China" you shout "HA! Take that Korea!"

[x] You think Maru Kaite Chikyuu should be the international anthem.

[x] You weep tears of joy when hearing about the fall of the Berlin Wall and say "It's a family reunion!" (In more ways than one)

[x] When you see someone spying on someone else, you have an urge to pull out a frying pan and say "Kami-sama, is this the right thing to do?!"

[x] When you spend half a day constructing a "You Know you're Obsessed with Hetalia when…"

YEAAHHHHHH~

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God...

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Please help spread the randomness by copying and pasting this onto your profile~!

My Ten favorite Anime characters. (InuYasha, D. Gray-man, Vocaloid, Hetalia, Soul Eater, Hayate no gotoku)

1. Hayate

2. Zero

3. Allen Walker

4. Len kagamine

5. Inuyasha

6. Luki Megurine

7. Yuu Kanda

8. Kiku Honda

9. Norway

10. Soul Evans

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
ok, 2 things. 1: WTF IS HAYATE DOING IN MY ROOM?!?! and 2: hit him on the arm and tell him to let me sleep.

Number 2 asked you to go out with them?
WOOHOOO!!!!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
GEEZUZ ALLEN! GTFO!!!1

4 announced they’re going to marry 9 tomorrow?
WOOHOO FOR CRACK CROSSOVER PAIRINGS!! YEA!!

5 cooked you dinner?
... good thing i luv ramen...6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
one word mi amigos. rape.

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
ASDFGHJKL!??!?!?! head: *exsplode*

8 got into the hospital somehow?
nooooo! that would mean I'M in the hospital!!! ( i'm kiku in my groupe of friends.)

9 made fun of your friends?
i may be norweigian, but damnit norway, imma bitchslap you!

10 ignored you all the time?
... sad thing is, that would totaly happen...

This makes me cry so much... and the worst thing is, is that it is so true_

Month one

im only eight inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in an Angel's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that wasstopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

A stranger stabs you in the front

A friend stabs you in the back

A boyfriend stabs your heart

Best Friends only poke each other with straws

Daddy's Poem:

Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,

Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,

Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,

And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,

About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.

There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,

Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.

"Where's her daddy at?"

She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,

And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,

And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,

All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike,

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,

And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,

I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,

She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,

When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,

A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.

"I know your with my daddy,"to the silence she called out,

And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.

Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose.

And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,

And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them

im a totel daddys girl and i cant even think what would happen if my dad died

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm U m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia