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 Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hiya Folks, At last ! I signed up!!! yay!!! It doesn't really matter how you entered into my tiny, little corner of the internet but enjoy !! well lets start with what I like Books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, The Kane Chronicles, The Hunger Games Trilogy, Inheritance Cycle and many more ... Bands: Owl City, One Direction, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace , ... Food: Anything that is tasty? duh! My Favroite Couples Percy/Annabeth=Percabeth Jason/Piper=Jasper Leo/Reyna=Leyna Rachel/Octavian Travis/Katie=Tratie Nico/Thalia=Thalico Carter/Zia=Zarter Anubis/Sadie=Sanubis This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't. Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile A guy and girl are speeding down the road at 100 miles an hour-- Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please, just slow down.Guy: Then tell me that you love me. Girl: I love you, just slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself; it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into the wall of a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, and didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him that she loved him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you loved. Bold is what I like Unbold is what I don't like YOUR BRO SIDE -You love hoodies. -You love jeans. -Dogs are better than cats. -Its hilarious when people get hurt -You've played with/against boys on a team -Shopping is torture. -Sad movies suck. -You own/ed an Xbox(PS2 and Wii) -Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. -At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. -You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. -You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. -You watch sports on TV. -Gory movies are cool. -You go to your dad for advice -You own like a trillion baseball caps. -You like going to high school football games. -You used to/do collect baseball/football cards. -Baggy pants are cool to wear. -Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. -Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors. -You love to go crazy and not care what people think. -Sports are fun. -Talk with food in your mouth. -Sleep with your socks on at night. Total : 14 /25 Chick Side -You wear lip gloss/chap stick. -You love to shop. -You wear eyeliner. -You wear the color pink. -Go to your mom for advice. -You consider cheerleading a sport. -You hate wearing the color black. -You like hanging out at the mall. -You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. -You like wearing jewelry. -Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. -Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. -You don't like the movie Star Wars. -You were in gymnastics/dance. -It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. -You smile a lot more than you should. -You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. -You care about what you look like. -You like wearing dresses when you can. -You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. -You love the movies. -Used to play with dolls as a little kid. -Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. -Like being the star of everything. Total : 3/24 Differences between Normal People and PJO fans... NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast... PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain... NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings... PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers... NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid... PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid... NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: When being chased use their awesome demigod powers! NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms... PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down... NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation... PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood... NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile... PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!!! Differences between Friends and Best Friends... FRIENDS: Help you find your prince... BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and bring him to you... FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying... BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry... FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda... BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you... FRIENDS: Give their umbrella to you in the rain... BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and run... FRIENDS: Will help you move... BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies... FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail... BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink... BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food... FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa... BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry... BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore... FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number... BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial... FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back... BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue..." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you... BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing... BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' a* that left you... FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door... BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!" FRIENDS: Ask for a tissue... BEST FRIENDS: Use your shirt as a tissue... FRIENDS: Ask to sleep over... BEST FRIENDS: Already have their clothes packed... FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone... BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell... If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. (I really found this funny) TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher. Percy: Mom I'm leaving THINGS TO DO WHEN BORED IN A STORE 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. (Probably don't do that one unless your really bored...) 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay by. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" SOME RANDOM AND FUNNY YO MAMA JOKES! Yo mamas so old, her birth certificate says 'expired' on it! Yo mamas so fat, whenever she wears a red shirt people say "Hey, look, It's the Kool-Aid guy! Yo mamas so stupid, she stared at a can of oranges fr 2 hours because it said 'concentrate' on it! Yo mamas so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed! Yo mamas so fat not even Dora could explore her! Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps, she gets stuck! Yo mamas so old, she still owes Jesus five dollars! Yo mamas so old, whenever she farts, dust comes out! Yop mamas so ugly, when she was born, she got arrested for littering! Yo mamas so ugly, when she looks out the window, shes arrested for mooning! Yo mamas so fat, whenever she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TA Yo mamas so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! 96 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Justin Bieber was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 4 percent yelling JUMP ALREADY OR SO HELP ME I'LL COME UP THERE AND PUSH YOU MYSELF!!!!! 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile. If you've ever tried PMing yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a confusing personality, copy and paste this into your profile. 95 percent of teens would become anorexic if someone called them fat, if you are the 5 percent who would tell the person, "Well, looks like I'll survive the harsh winter!" copy and paste this into you profile If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever tried to have a staring contest with your reflection in a mirror, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're the kind of person who laughs at something that happened the day before, copy and paste this into your profile Next # 2 90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony... If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile Award yourself five points and copy and paste this if you've read this far! If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? If two I's are Us, why aren't two iPods usPods? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. He who laughs last didn't get it. When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that! When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! Interview: Q-What is your favorite color? A- Maroon Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff? A- I like Rachel so I would kill Luke (Jeez! he's already dead) Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp Half-Blood which one would it be? A- I would be in...um...Athena's. God, I can't decide! Q-Favorite Twilight quote? A- Twilight? Does it have an awesome quote? Sorry Twilight fans :D Q-Favorite Song A- It keeps changing. Presently Gold by Britt Nicole. Q-Favorite food? A- Anything that's super tasty. Q-If you could date any character who would it be? A- Leo duh!? Q-Who would you fit to play in any Percy Jackson books? A- I would more likely play Hazel (though I hate her) with Leo (not Frank plz) by my side. Q-Night or Day? A- Night! Q- If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do? A- ...that's not fair. okay, I'll make people realize that i can be a king for life. Q- What's your personality like? A- I really don't know but people call me an insane nutcracker. Q- What was the last thing you thought? A- I am home-alone!!!!!!!! Q- Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? A- A bush which grows berries called George. Q- Scariest moment of your life? A- Um, I don't know? Q- One word that would best describe you? A- Insane. Q- What is your favorite month? A- June...just like Owl City!!!!!! Q- What does your user name mean? A- Well, my actual name ends with a 3 like Neytri in Avatar. And Cuty...I thought that would be better than Insane3. :D Q- What is your favorite Disney movie? A- dunno, don't remember Q- Have you ever been in a fight? A- Yes, with my (only younger) sister and that is even now (psst, she wants the comp) ZEUS You like being in charge. 4/10 POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. 3/10 HADES You’re not that much of a people person. 3/10 DEMETER You own a garden. 6/9 ARES You often start fights. 2/10 ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. 4/10 APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. 3/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. 7/10 HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. 2/10 APHRODITE Everybody (opposite gender) swoons for you. 0/10 HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. 3/10 DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party.
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