Hi everybody! I'm Spurbeam, and the one minute older brother of Moonbeam141.

I really love and will probably write fan fictions about the following:

Pokémon(Gotta catch 'em all)

Cave Story (Cute bunny people)

Zelda (It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!)

Warriors (I don't know much about Warriors, but I'll try!)

Earthbound (Fuzzy pickles!)

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If you have walked under something that is two feet over your head, but ducked anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds... copy/paste this into profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're addicted to anime/manga, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a chocoholic, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to laugh evilly like Light Yagami, copy and paste this to your profile!

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If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever wanted to dump a glass of water on someone's head, then copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get pissed when your stories get no reviews but other crappy stories get 800 reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

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If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile.

If for no reason, you've laughed during a part of a movie or show that wasn't during a normally funny part, put this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you've ever done the above on purpose, put this in your profile, also.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with its name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

Things to do at Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

QUOTES

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

"To the world, you may be just one person, but to one person, you may be the world"

"In a world of Cheerios, be a Fruit Loop!"

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"

"Within you I lose myself. Without you, I find myself wanting to become lost again"

"Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river."

"Men came before women because every masterpiece needs a rough draft"

"If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives."

"'There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side."

"What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?"

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."

"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

"In God we trust; all others must pay cash."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."

"Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die."

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."

"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."" (btw, that means 'I don't speak English' T-T)

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?"

"Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film."

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."

"The road to success is always under construction."