DarkPaladin- (holding up sign, all staments he makes below are written on it)

Hey, this is DarkPaladin, the original, one and only, the head honcho, the very special, very...

*Rockdad glares at him*

DarkPaladin-(holding up new sign, all staments he makes below are written on it)

errrr...anyway you should remember me for my Starcraft Outtakes as well as behind th Scenes, and the 'attempt' to do Armor Unlimited, but don't fret, I' hopefully going to get a story that's sort of a revision of that older
one. With the new girl here, Nicci, I'll be hopefully be writing
a bit more.

*Rockdad runs onto screen and glomps DarkPaladin*

Rockdad- Hee! DP-Kun!!! I'm so happy! Me and DP-Kun love Yu-Gi-Oh, The Slayers and Outer Edge! (An O.E. Technologies production) Right Darkie-Poo? (n-)

DarkPaladin-(holding up new sign, all staments he makes below are written on it)

Err...yeah, though I'd say they would be curious about the later of the three..Anyway...You could say that I wasn't totally into Yu-Gi-Oh until this little girl showed me a card called "Dark Paladin" Imagine my surprise...and such caused my addiction

Rockdad- *dancing in circles around DarkPaladin*Hee! DP-Kun's an addict!!! Hee! DP-Kun's an addict!!! Hee! DP-Kun's an addict!!!

DarkPaladin- *sweatdrops*(holding up new sign, all staments he makes below are written on it)

... (Oo)Hmm. Nicci-chan, I'll give you a cookie if you tell the nice audience about your previous work!

Rockdad- *comes to a complete stop and continues in a very professional voice*Hello, I'm Nicci Rockdad, author of both Slayers Dedicated and Xelfi Productions, for more information please consult my profile page. *turns to DarkPaladin and extends hand* Cookie. Now.

DarkPaladin- (holds up a sign that reads:)

Ummm..err...

DarkPaladin runs off with a large bag of cookies*

Rockdad- *puffing out cheeks and turning red* DP-Kun!!! Come back here!!!

*faces adudience*

Rockdad- Me and DP-Kun are both trad couple fans with two big interesting prefances:

Xelloss/Filia

Ishizu/Kiba

Both are for comic purposes with plauseable explainations! If you don't like it your a toadstool just like DP-Kun.

*turns offstage and stomps foot*

Rockdad- DP-Kun! Give me my cookies.

*cardboard sign wacks Rockdad in the face*

*Rockdad reads sign and turns bright red*

Rockdad- *holding sign over head in mase-sama fashion and running off stage* DP-Kun!!! Come back here!!!