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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

I have a challenge for you guys, so PM me if you decide to do it.

It's where Naruto has red hair (how original right? xD) and is detached from everything. It is set as the same team 7 as in canon, but instead what happens is that Sakura ends up slacking off on missions, and freezes during all three fights on the wave mission, so she is replaced by somebody else in the ninja program.

Rules:

Naruto has to be smart, like the Shino Aburame logical and smart.

Naruto has to have red hair, which will change a bunch of stuff if/when Naruto meets Kurotsuchi. It's up to you guys if Naruto meets her, but Naruto must have the red hair.

Naruto cannot have the annoying orange jumpsuit.

Naruto is detached and emotionless, as there really is nothing keeping him connected to konoha in the beginning. I am ok if this changes later on though, assuming he falls into some sort of relationship with somebody, preferably Fuu, Kurotsuchi, Tayuya, or even Karin.

Naruto also must have his kaiju style: evasive demon taijutsu style with or without clones.


Random facts about me:

I have OCD, ADD, and paranoia. Everything must be symmetrical... everything. I have to clean the house every day to get rid of all the filthiness... the world is filthy...

Sometimes, when I take my meds for ADD, I become oddly positive and even more energetic, but I focus more easily, like right now. I also am psychotic and don't mind telling people about it... a little sadistic too. I also thoroughly enjoy toying with people's minds.

I talk to myself, but I don't have schizophrenia. If I did, I would hear voices in my head, but I don't hear voices.

I don't feel stress in situations most people label as "stressful." I talk fast... I usually have to repeat what I am saying, slower than before, just so people can understand me. I dislike most human interaction unless I am with one of my few friends or my family, as I have dubbed them. I can count on one hand and still have fingers left over how many friends I have.

I love sarcasm.

My favorite colors are blue, metallic grey, dark grey, light grey, black, white, and neon blue.

My hobbies are gaming, reading, going on walks through forests, and toying with people's minds.

My favorite food is pizza.

My favorite book is Ender's Game, by Orison Scott Card.

My favorite game is Phantom Forces.

I strongly dislike social interaction, filth, idiots, slow things, and annoying people.

I like my personal space, cleanliness, logic, intellectuals, order, the dark, and friends/family.

Random fact: it is very, very hard to become my friend, but once you do, I will be loyal to any friends/family I have.

Favorite quote: "Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." - Colin Sautar.


Final thing: my signature stuff for the Naruto series are:

"Invisible Camo Technique"

The metal puppets

Finally, my tweaked version of the gentle fist... which I should name... how about Shinkei ken (Neuro fist).

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A Snake's Obsession by slythefoxx2 reviews
It isn't Sasuke that Orochimaru wants, but Naruto. And she'll do anything to get him. Naruto x Fem Orochimaru I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 143,763 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 2,647 - Follows: 2,980 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 12/28/2017 - Naruto U., Orochimaru, Hiruzen S.
Son of the Sannin by Ander Arias reviews
Naruto lost his parents the night of his birth due to the Kyubi escaping, but fortunately Jiraiya and Tsunade are willing to take care of him in their place. Watch how his life unfolds while being raised by the Sannin, and how such actions will change not only Naruto's life, but the lives of those around him. Slight AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 752,639 - Reviews: 3058 - Favs: 3,003 - Follows: 3,372 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 10/11/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Jiraiya, Tsunade S.]
Can You See Me Now? by DarthGumdrop reviews
Naruto Uzumaki was a mass of conflicting fronts and ideas. He was loud and stupid, but shy and intelligent. He was sunny and always smiling but wept in the silence of his room. What will happen when he catches the attention of T&I's Ibiki, and his two new teammates? Will they be able to unravel the complex web of disguises that Naruto has woven? Watch and see.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 93,529 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 2,396 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Shino A., Ibiki M.
Tale of the Setting Sun by PK Samurai reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's, but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,468 - Reviews: 2902 - Favs: 8,169 - Follows: 9,209 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
Mistaken by rosyhatake reviews
Naruto is a girl. She's always been, but when kids in the academy bully her, they start a rumor that naruto is a cross dressing boy gradually everyone started calling her by male pronouns and some could almost swear she was a boy. But naruto pays no mind to them, she doesn't care what they think her gender is because her dream is to be hokage and to be a strong shinobi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 187,887 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 6/25/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruko U.
Kame, Shinobi of the Sand by DarthChungus reviews
(Naruto 3rd Generation) Kame Hakiara is a Hidden Sand Shinobi growing up on the legends of Naruto and Gaara, fifty years after the Fourth Shinobi World War. He wants to use his ingenuity and talent to become like the ultimate ninja he's read about, but encounters many roadblocks both moral and physical on his path to greatness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 273,270 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 9/12/2018 - Gaara, Orochimaru, Jūbi/Ten-Tails, Shira
Pokemon: Rise by Intimidates JC reviews
Pessimistic hater of Pokemon, Adam, is forced out of his home and into the world of battling with just 500 dollars in his pocket and an egg his parents gave him. He must learn to fend for himself against a hateful Pokemon gang and deal with his rivalry with his older brother while attempting to collect all the gym badges and beat the Ilragorn League.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 181,167 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Tropius, Drapion/Dorapion
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 1,011,175 - Reviews: 9438 - Favs: 13,339 - Follows: 12,563 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
The Sociopathy Of Uchiha Sasuke by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
...because you can't simply use Tsukuyomi on a bloody seven-year-old and not expect serious consequences.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,097 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 10/14/2018 - Sasuke U., Team Seven
Lucas's Adventure: Book A by SnowLucario reviews
Lucas Snow, an autistic boy, decides to go on a Pokemon journey. His world, which he always likes so predictable, is about to be turned head over heels. Can he survive in this brave new world of his, or will it destroy him? Inspiration came from "Pokemon: A Marvelous Journey, Johto Arc" by SaoirseParisa. Rated T for swearing and violence. I don't own the cover picture.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 129,788 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 1/26/2018 - Riolu, OC
Neon Rain by Shinobi no Ryu reviews
Gun Gale Online, the world's first PvP VRMMO. Given in a limited launch to only four thousand players, it will become one of modern histories greatest tragedies as the players struggle against each other to claim the title of strongest in a death game they've been trapped in. Only the strongest will win the Grand Ballad of Bullets, and only the strongest will survive. KiritoXSinon
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 251,440 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Sinon/Shino A.
The Blade and the Embrace by galladefenrir44 reviews
The adventures of a Gallade named Rick who arrives in the Sinnoh region from the Hoenn region to fulfill his late trainer's dying wish. It also follows the story of a Gardevoir named Alara whose journey start by accident. Their stories will eventually innertwine and they will have to work as a team to succeed in their goals.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 978,459 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 10/3/2018 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Gardevoir/Sirknight, Gallade/Erlade
Duality by BrokenElemental reviews
To think that good and evil are absolute is delusional. There's no fine line to cross. It is all situational. Starts in Kanto; Eventual heavy Rocket involvement. WIP
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,855 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/5/2018 - Published: 4/26/2017 - Machop/Wanriky, OC
Blessed Eyes by VagueJester reviews
Naruto's life was anything but easy. But all that starts to change when a woman finds him after a particularly harsh beating. Trials that will test everything he stands for are coming, and failure is not an option.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 261,325 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 6/7/2017 - Naruto U.
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 1,101,134 - Reviews: 6284 - Favs: 9,003 - Follows: 8,075 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
A Son Forgotten - Hiatus by DomYang reviews
Born as the oldest, as the child of prophecy, and born with the potential to become great. A child grows from being forgotten to a legend, without the love or warmth of a family, but with courage and power not seen since the time of the Rikudō Sennin, the courage and power of a dragon. (Warning. A Naruto neglect fic, might have incest in the future. M-Rated to be safe.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 509,434 - Reviews: 3188 - Favs: 5,318 - Follows: 5,354 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Naruto U.
My Road To Become A Ninja by murloc rampage reviews
It's been 100 years since the seventh Hokage, Naruto, has died. Peace only lastest for so long and now the other lands are a threat. One boy starts his journey on the road to be a ninja. Will he become a great one or die without ever becoming a chunin. He already failed his graduation exam once but other ninja have failed and became something great.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,625 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 3/29/2016
The Forgotten Doctor by Morgan d'Arc reviews
Overshadowed by his fortuitous sister, Naruto will discover his prodigal talent in poisons and medical skills. He will prove to his family and the village that he can be a strong ninja without the help of natural brilliance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 142,234 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 3,973 - Follows: 3,096 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U., Naruko U. - Complete
Naruto: The Horror of the Bloody Leaf by NarutoFan11 reviews
He was beaten and broken by the people of his village. Watch as a intelligent and insane Naruto rises to become a monster the villagers truly have a reason to fear. Intelligent Naruto, shape shifting bloodline and insanity. Warning this story is graphic and violent. This is the adopted version of Jinx777's, The True Horror of Konoha, I have permission and every right to this story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,823 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews
The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 2,328 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Hidans Wonderful Adventure to Konoha by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Hidan is disguised as Kakashi and has infiltrated the Hidden Leaf village. Enough said... Lols will be had
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,283 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hidan
Something Scary by Plagius reviews
Young and alone Naruto is corrupted Kyuubi's evil influence, becoming the very monster that Minato died to seal away. With the power of the nine tails in his grasp, only one man can save Naruto from his inner demon, the legendary super pervert Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,295 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Operation: Kill Tobi by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
The Akatsuki plot to destroy the biggest threat they have ever faced...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,617 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Akatsuki, Obito U.
Akatsuki vs Froggy by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Hidan is mezmorised by a frog in the garden. Kakuzu normally wouldnt care but when Hidan started acting weird, things start GETTING weird. Rated T for Hidans language. Now also featuring the sequel: Konoha vs Froggy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,740 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
A Fox's Deception by Dementra reviews
WIP. AU. His greatest prank to hide behind a mask, deceiving them without them even knowing. Will they ever discover the Fox's greatest deception...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 85,300 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Naruto U.
The Ghost and the Darkness by Kirsdarkenvar reviews
Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,018 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
List of Naruto Jutsu's From the Manga and Anime by Lucifer Cain Macbeth reviews
Just a list of Jutsu's from Naruto that i want to post for people who need help looking for them
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,931 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/22/2009
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Frozen Insanity reviews
A young boy, once happy and cheerful with bright blond hair and sky-blue eyes, turns into a cold boy with white hair. After the incident that made the boy this way, the Kyuubi drives the boy insane. The Kyuubi tells the boy to become the strongest Shinobi ever, and to freeze and kill all that stand in his way. Rated MA for violence, gore, and some suggestive content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,231 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 10/26/2018
Redemption reviews
At Himarawi's birth, a basic repeat of what happened during Naruto's birth happens – only the beast is sealed into Boruto, since her sister didn't survive the attack. After the attack, the villagers learn of what happened to the Hokage's family – including what is sealed within Boruto. The villagers secretly hated Boruto. Watch as Boruto strives to be the best Kunoichi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15 - Kakashi H., Shikadai N., Mitsuki
A Shinobi's Perception reviews
Naruto has finally met his family after graduating from the academy. Will this change his course as a Shinobi or not? Rated M for fight scenes, because they tend to be gory, and just for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,965 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 7/17/2018
Naruto's vent journal of awkward things reviews
Kakashi sensei forced naruto to get a journal, so naruto is now recording, what he calls "The totally randomness of the people around me, these tails are worthy for the Ramen Gods"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 4/12/2018
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