Jaded Kitten
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Joined 01-27-05, id: 747323
Author has written 3 stories for Gravitation, Lord of the Rings, and King Arthur.

I am that shadow that lingers behind you, that soft whisper in your ear...

...that girl who is full of some much crap right now it's not even funny...

There is nothing about me that you need to know...if you want...think of me as that mystery you want to solve, but know you'll never have a chance to...

...lol okay I'm done screwing around...lol...

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The Hidden Humour of Harry Potter: A Comic Suicide by Pipeline reviews
Short chapters full of really bad humour starring our favourite couple, Harry and Draco. Join them in various stages of their lives as they are forced out of the closet, being humiliated in front of their classmates, struggling with everyday family life, trying out the Muggle lifestyle, etc... Slash drabble. (Also featuring some... special... OCs.) ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/17/2005 - [Harry P., Draco M.] OC
A Strange Fate by Karina reviews
Once Arthur and his knights descend into Marius' dark dungeon, they find a third survivor who was deemed a horrible monster, feared by the Romans. How can this being help change the course of the future for Arthur and his knights? Chap 10 is here!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,530 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Legolas, Tristan
Fragile by homeric reviews
Peace is fragile, as is love. LancelotOC. Complete!
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,565 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
One Bad Week by Languish-Dreams reviews
Complete. Poor Shuichi's having one bad day after another. What will this week lead to in the end? Rated for language, pocky, delusions, rabid fangirls, general stupidity, and the dreaded glue incident.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,267 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Redemption of the Conquered by Hessa reviews
Forced into a life of brutality, she must overthrow others to survive. When she is finally taken from that forsaken place, will she go back to the life she knew or follow the one who finally conquered her?
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,503 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Tristan
Heart Of Time by C.J. Davis reviews
This is the sequel to Time of the Heart. Delaney finds herself back in her time, with people who aren’t strangers to her but she is a stranger to them. Can love’s flame be rekindled? Will Tristan finally find the love he deserves?
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,203 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 11/27/2006
Roman Lies by TrueLegacy reviews
She was raised as the daughter of Caesar, but his dying wish is to return to Britannia where she will learn her true lineage and perhaps learn her own self. The only thing in her way is the world.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,752 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
Casting Shadows by hyacinth beaver reviews
A woman comes to Arthur's court seeking redemtpion for her past. She has spent her time too long in the shadows, but there is one Knight who wishes to set her free.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,889 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007
Break Through by Eien Blue reviews
jan.12 Update CH26 Fake Star. Y&S,T&H, T&R. AU. Angsty get togethers. Sometimes love is stronger than reason, and things that should not be, attract eachother by a unforgibable force. Call it fate or call it... Gravitation.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 228,911 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S.
I Walk Alone by TheGoodWitchoftheNorth reviews
Chapter 4 uploaded Sequel to Diamond's Misery Whip. Full summary inside! Please read and review!
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005
Meeting Destiny by SapphireSparrow reviews
Jack meets his destiny in a bar....who knew drinking all that rum would finally pay off
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,492 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Complete
Breaking the Tie by surreptitiouspen reviews
Time has passed, bringing new complications for Shuichi Shindou and Eiri Yuki. Not only are they dealing with a woman, now, but the child one of them created with her. Will this break the tie between lovers? Sequel to Three Way Tie.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,828 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Complete
Pentimento by Darma Druid reviews
Sequel to Fortress Around the Heart. More love. More hope. More denial. More battle. The Heart is a Fortress - against all its purpose of existence, its reason and its objective, it yearns to be conquered.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 149,110 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Legolas
To serve The Adversary by the one who conquers reviews
Three years after being brought back from the dead as a creature with a thirst for blood, Vlad Dracula comes face to face with the one who will lead him to his destiny. Please read and review
Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,074 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 6/24/2005
Beware by Tool of a Higher Power reviews
It's a concept we're familiar with: dimension hopping and all its joys. But when it does happen, I have but one advice. Beware! Rated for iffy language and situations.
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,002 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004
Born to Kill by Philly Steak n' Cheese reviews
The year is 2546, and the advances in science have been numerous, but when the offspring of the Knights of the Round are cloned it is truly great. Trained to hunt and kill for the government, what would happen if they were ticked off?
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 8/2/2005
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Dream a Little Dream by Siren6 reviews
SEQUEL TO 'Bleed for Me! Just when this authoress thinks it's all a dream, something unexpected happens
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,579 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 9/27/2003 - Legolas
Ego by Leigh Kinneas reviews
Apparently 'Calm and Collected' has become overrated to a certain green haired young artist... What will happen when his desire to conquer the greatest spirals into something.... Deadly?.... R&R
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,219 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Suguru F.
Old Habits by LadyKatsu reviews
When a teenage runaway stumbles into Eiri Yuki's home, he finds that his old habits of hitting on women are hard to break, but thankfully he has Shuichi there to help him stop. Despite that, it doesn't stop love from blooming before his eyes.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,572 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 11/16/2004
Questions by Maiden of the Moon reviews
She could still remember the first question she had asked him— the night of the fire, listening to the crackle of smoldering timber, the hiss of burning toys, the sizzle of roasting flesh. “Why can’t anybody see you?” [RxC, AU, Oneshot]
Chrono Crusade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Complete
Someone to Hold by Nic-Bar reviews
A what if story. What if Bishop Germanius had a niece that always trailed with Arthur and his knights? She has known Arthur all her life but another knight is the one that catches her eye. Implied sexual innuendo CHPT 7 UP!
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,639 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 1/19/2005
A Three Way Tie by surreptitiouspen reviews
Love for Shuichi Shindou and Eiri Yuki is confusing. Throw in an accidental witness, and things get rough quickly.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,079 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
When Past and Present Combine by Tornado 666 reviews
Eiri Yuki has a rocky past but has always had people there to support him. Now, a girl from that past has reappeared, bringing old feelings with her. What happens when Eiri and Suichi have a fight? Possible lemon. EiriSuichi, TohmaOC, EiriOC, and hints
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005
Dracula 2000: Reborn by Black-Ribbon reviews
Dracula has been captivated, locked away in the Van Helsing vaults for six years since he burned in the light of first dawn... But the single remainder of his race has come to free him...Dracula has been reborn again... Based on Patrick Lussiers: Dracul
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005
If only once by Mikasha reviews
Yuki disappeared for three years and has finally made his return to Tokyo. The torn up Shuichi is thrilled by the arrival, but who is with Yuki? Rated R for later chapters.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005
Surrender by Losille2000 reviews
The life she wanted to keep behind her was nothing more than a cold room. She'd crossed a line ne'er to return as every step she took, she took in complete faith and was betrayed by her faith all of those times... On Permanent Hiatus
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,475 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Haldir - Complete
A New Way of Life by MonDieu666 reviews
Queen of the British rouge is caught stealing from the knights. what happens though, when Arthur makes her a deal. her life for her ability to spy on his enemies. Set before, during and After the movie. Deals with two other knights. complete!
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 161,167 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Complete
Diamond's Misery Whip by TheGoodWitchoftheNorth reviews
COMPLETE! When Prince Diamond kidnaps Serena, he finally gets his way before Tuxedo Mask can save her. But every rescuse doesn't always have a happy ending. Sneak preview for sequel! Diamond x Serena. RR please, no flames!
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,993 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Complete
Temptations by Ildreen Love reviews
...the body is week when it comes to temptations... does it applies to the heart as well? Can lust transform into love? Age, status, friends, past loves and obsessions... can they overcome the obstacles or is this relatioship destined to fail?
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 1/19/2005
Pancakes! by Huinesoron reviews
Legolas makes pancakes! Fear him! Now including the 'Lost Pancake Tales' saga. PG for mild fantasy pancake-shaped violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 44,696 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2004 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Legolas
Salvation by Miriellar reviews
A young woman on the verge suicide is brought to MiddleEarth and with a little help she finds that there are some things that make life worth living. Warning! Depression and selfharm. Some say it's a MS some say not make up your own mind. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 77,928 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/5/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Legolas, Legolas - Complete
Fortress Around The Heart by Darma Druid reviews
Yet another (mighty) stretch from Master Tolkien's work - a challenge for both reader and writer. Elves: immortal, powerful, rich, bitter, secluded, secret. And living amongst us today.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 225,108 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/5/2004 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Legolas
Broken by Dinathiel reviews
For status upon story, take careful heed of my Fanfiction.net Bio.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,117 - Reviews: 2677 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 12/31/2002 - Legolas
Bleed for Me by Siren6 reviews
I know I'm already writing a fic where a girl drops into M.E. Well, I think an authoress deserves some fun too.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,177 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 2/26/2003
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Only If You Stay reviews
He's heart was closed off to everyone, never letting anyone get to close. Not wanting to ever feel the pain he faced again, but what happens when someone gets closer than he expected. Will he let them in? Or will he push them even further away?
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/5/2005
The Assassin reviews
On a job to stop a target that could alter the world Kalysta finds herself thrown into a world not of her own. There she will have to fight through her demons as well as the demons of the knight she was sent back to save. But is it his life or his heart?
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007
Strange Encounters reviews
REVAMPED!Join Maria and friends as they struggle to keep their sanity as the loveable, and some unloveable, characters make their lives a living hell. Marry and Pippin are pervs, Arwen has started a silent war with Akiera, gollum drives everyone insane...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,055 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 7/5/2005